There's this guy i know,i'm not gonna say how i know him it's just...i know him...gor quite a while ago and i don't know his soul or something but i consider him a nice guy...
He's been working as a door keeper or security guard or...gorilla...i don't know how else they call that job ..any hoo he was working as that for a couple of years...i din't know maybe ten or somethin'..
He has recently got a baby with his girfriend with whom he's living for quite sometime now...and yesterday he went to a prison for at least eight months!
There was some fight he was in three years ago and he and his girlfriend did everything they could to avoid prison until they got the final decision from like supreme court that the verdict is final...one year in penitentiary..period!
He's guessing that they gonna relise him after eight months,due to fact that it's his first prison sentence....
He is claiming that he beat the guy-troublemaker only to stop the guy from hurting him...he claims that he was using nothing but his hands but the guy said that he was beaten with baton...and his witness-friend comfirmed that story...
Truth to be told i don't know what realy happend there but it doesn't matter...i was working as a bouncer for at least ten years back in serbia...and while i was waiting the permission to go to sweden i told my wife that she can find me ANY job...but a job of a door keeper....that my friends is the most underappreciated job in the world!!!
The fact is....first...it's a high risk job...you always have to worry who's pissed tonight,who's gonna get ugly when he gets drunk,who's drugged,who's fucked....
Second...you constantly meet idiots...normal people just pass you by saying hi,hello and that's it...but retardet fuckers always want to talk with you...some of them try to lick your ass cause for some idiotic reason in their heads they think you're cool or what,or they try to whip out their story how they were in prison for some armed robbery or some other stuff that they find it cool so they kinda want to let you know that they are not like ordinary...they are dangerous...uuuu i'm shiting my pants...
So basicly...all the assholes hate you,because you're not letting them to behave as assholes...but there's this phenomenon as well where for some strange reason the normal people hate your guts too...why...fuck me if i know...
You're basicly there FOR normal people...so they can feel comfortable and safe aNd they fuckin hate you..
police hates you...me and my crew were fortunate enough that police actualy was greatfull for what we were doing but as i see the most police hates the door keepers around the city...crazy!!!
I mean i am aware that there's a lot of bouncers are assholes too...lot of them were in jail for dealing drugs or something totaly not related to their job...but on the other hand you can not have some pussy-boy standing at the door trying to maintain the discipline in the club it's just won't work...
Ironicly yrsterday the guy in tge gym approaches me asking me do i want to work as a bouncer....i mean i said thank you and all...it's still a job offer but...no thank you...i'll rather be in the kitchen...backstage,minimal contact with people...then standing at some doors for double money...
So for all of you outh there who actualy think that baing a bouncer is cool...think again...to me...cool guy is the guy who enters the club with his gang of friends...having the time of his life,not even caring about a couple of loosers standing at the door...
In the end of the day...bouncers are nothing more than janitors...they clean other people's shit and they're not even being appreciated for that...
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