Corfu town

First i have to tell you that the reason why i haven't been checkin' in was that i had mo internet...then i had some,wich was shitty and now i got the good one and i finaly can upload the load of pics from this event...some how all my pics from this event disappeared...so...all i got left is this...enjoy :((

...hehe..found theeeeemmmmm!!!

Well some at least...:)))

Ok guys this is something to remember for a loooong time...so first we planed to have taxi to take us from our little village to corfu town and back,but this guy dimos,the life guard told us about a local bus wich costs like 7€ for all three of us instead of paying 35€ for a taxi..so we did that...we bought the tickets and bus came and it was super comfortable ride with air condition and stuff so we're glad that we took that way...

So we arrived to the town around seven in the evening and start walking and getting comfie in this cute little town...the girls of course entered every small shop with a close and shoes,and i was just taking pics and hanging out looking at the crowd while i was waiting for them...

After short time we found the entrance to the old corfu town and it was awesome..it actualy reminded me of dubrovnik old town in croatia wich is the most beautiful old town i layed my eyes on...this one is quite there... 

It was packed with people wich was actualy never my thing but somehow i was quite ok with that...after this nice walk we needed a place to sit and have coffee break before another walk and of course some dinner...since we agreed that we gonna relax our selfs you know...food wise...and relaxed we were...:)))

So we were looking for a place to to sit and my wife said..ok this caffee looks nice..and at that point she didn't even realized that the caffee was called "the house of hägen dazs....fuck oh fuck:)))

I'm a big ben and jerry's fan and in stockholm they had the ice cream shop with only their product but i always tought that the other shop with carte d'or ice cream is the ultimate winner....specialy lavazza and dulce de leche taste until yesterday....

Guys i'm telling you it was the best ice cream i've ever tasted...i can't even recall the names of them...it was some creme brulee,caramel cone,toffe cream,chocholate pralines caramel...ridiculous....and above all that...a butterscotch caramel sauce....fuck me hard!!!!

I took six gigantic balls and that was it...not that i couldn't have more it's just that with an ice cream...after a while my tongue gets numbed out of cold and i loose that 100% experience and it's just not the same..so i stopped at six:)))

After that we took another long walk where i got my new sleaze ball hat and my seaze ball necklace...all this i got from my mother in law and it was not ok...but with her you don't get to vote about this things so i thank her for that...

As we walked trough the beautiful old town corfu we took a peek of some restaurants and finaly there was this old guy welcoming us in this small restaurant just before st.nikola's church so we said...well maybe...

After like couple of hours after that ice cream my wife said...to go to that little place...and we did...

The restaurant name is skalinada and if you ever visit corfu...feel secure to eat there...it's awesome...the food was the way greek food should look like and taste like....fat and size...bread,pita bread...greeks meze...super fat-mega tasty...and main course....the big iron plate with one and a half kilo of grilled meat...suce...tzatziki of course and nothing else...but boy that was the ultimate mix grill...a lot of faty pork chops,lamb chops,file steak...wich was over cooked though but i didn't mind and chicken souvlaki...it was un fuckin' belivable...

The girls stopped like after first piece but me...i kept on going for quite some time...so i was eating a real food and i enjoyed it...well you can imagine how much food we are talkin about when we were all packed barely able to get up...and from leftovers we've menaged to have two normal meals each...next day...now that's what i call a restaurant for eating...

F Y I...if you drink vine...the vine should be there to keep your food flowing...but insted...lot of you food haters actualy have some food in order to have something to trigger your vine thirst so you can drink more...you fuckin alkoholics...

Any how...beside that great food it would be evil of me not to mention the kindness of the staff there...it was crazy...from the moment we walk in there we felt like we're about to have a dinner with some of our family,that's how genuine this people were...

The older guy who was our host imediately said...oh what a beutiful hat you have...can i try it on..i said sure...he tried it on,i took a picture of him and the others were so nice as well...one of the waiters was a serbian guy,he spoke to us a bit as well...and as i said everything was cozy and nice as we were with some people we know for a long time...afterwards,when we almost stopped breathing out of food...they brought is a big plate with melon and watermelon to finish us off...:)))

Now it was all nice until my mother in law said that she's gonna pay for the dinner since earlier that day her bag arrived...but that was just an excuse for her to pay us dinner...it didn't felt right...at all...she paid like 170€ and it was a bitter taste in my mouth knowing that we don't even get to split the check...

From there the plan was to walk to some sqare and find a taxi to go back to our village...so we was looking for somebody to ask where is som well known street or place and there he is again...the okd guy from the restaurant...first he walked with us he didn't want just to explain us where...and then he said that if we have more time he would be happy to treat us a drink before we take a ride back...we were so thankful but it was late and he just finished his work so we said a big thank you and promised that if we ever come back in corfu...first destination is gonna be skalinada restaurant...

While we were walking down the old town streets my wife saw this crazy named sweets ...waflaki...it's like  small waffles with nougat topping and icecream...we took it...i don't know how we menage it but we did...

I was at this amaizing place with this amaizing women...life is something beautiful:)))

From there we foun the taxi and after 20 minutes we were back in our cozy little agios gordios...

Corfu town...is definitely the place you need to visit...the experience is beautiful,food is wild and the people are like the nicest people ever...genuine but not tacky...so you can sence with whole you body a true mediterannean spirit.....i fell in love in this island nothing else:)))

Halloaaaaaaaa

What is going on ya all....here i am on our balcony...eating my last meal of the day wich is a 250g burger,a piece of bread and some potatoe...i know it's a bit heavy last meal but first of all i'm on vacation and second of all i've been workin out like crazy...today i had a morning swiming and running at the beach..then after the breakfast i packed my food and went back to the beach to meet my wife and mother in law,when my wife decided for us to rent that pedaling boat...so of course i was up for it and i already knew our destination....the famous agios gordios rock you can take a look on google earth...it's this area's signature....like eiffel tower in london....I KNOW..I'M FUCKIN' WITH YOU....SHUT UP:))))

So we rent it and we wen there and it was actualy quite cool...seeing nature at it's weird adition,making that strange shaped rock separated from it's mother mountain...realy cool...or that's just me,being a nerd:)))

Ok...it was nice until we got there....coming back was a bit boring cuz you seen it all and it got kind heavy to pedal it all the way back..buuuut we menaged it.... 

So that was my second activity...after that i had my meal and after some time i was swiming first with my wife and the by my self...total 50 minutes....and after that i had another meal and the weather got so weird....

Sort of fog came down out of nowhere all the way to the sea so you couldn't see shit...it was just like in that horror movie based on that stiven king's novel in that supermarket and stuff...any hoo...we went to this excursion planning agency and decided to visit the beach paleokastrica....or something like that....

Everybody says it's beautiful so i'm lookin' forwad to explore that...we gonna go there by bus at about 10:30,getting there in less than an hour..and arund 17:00 they getting us back to our small village.

For that time you can just take it easy on that beautiful sandy beach or what i think we're gonna do,taking some activities like visiting some cool caves or taking a ride in a transparent bottom boat,thay even mentioned some submarine....but that part only i heard...so it's questionable...how ever i brlive it can be good!!!

Buuuut tomorrow we gonna go to corfu town so i realy can't wait that,since everybody said that the old town of corfu town is fuckin amaizing...yipieeee:)))

And finaly makin' the long strory short:))))

My wife,her mom snd me spent the end of the evening together at our balcony...the girls were fixing their nails and i was cooking a bit and making coffee...decaf this time...and when it got a bit late...we walked my mom in law to her appartment and when we were on our way back i've seen this bar...perfec for chin ups:)))

I just could't resist... I gave keys to my wife and started with chin ups...then i did some dips mainly for triceps... Then some push ups and incline push ups, then some one legg squats...and after that i wen in our apartmen and with chair did a few hammer curls and one arm rows...

I know i a moron but i had to do it...:))) so that was my fourth activity this day so i get to have a burger...right:((((

I got to tell you this story...ok,so here in greece everywhere you turn around there are wasps..my wife and her mom can not even eat on the beach because as soon as you take out your food they are all over the place..but me..i don't give a shit...i eat while i'm swinging and kiling a whole bunch of them a none of them bit me...

But today i was at our apartment fixing my food for the beach and i was alone since my wife left to meet her mom on the beach...so there i am...all alone and i don't know what's with the sun and the sea but it always make you horny...so i'm there...pretty horny,waiting for my food ..and i wasn't realy jerking but since i'm always nacked when i'm home...alone or with my wife...i start kind a touchin' my self...

So as i said it wasn't realy serious but i got kinda hard...this fucking wasps started flying into our appartment...so there i am killing wasps with one hand holding my ...yeah with another and then a switch hands...why i don't know and i actualy killed a few...

How i menage to get the ass of one wasp on my hand i don't know but i just know that when i switch hands at one point i senced like a wasp bit me....to my cock!!!!

I realized soon that it wasn't the whole wasp, it was just it remains still having reflex and i got bitten by a dead part of a wasp to my cock:))))

Luckily it was not a big one....an that string never stayed inside but what are the fuckin odds to be bitten by the remaining part of a dead wasp to your cock jesus christ...it wasn't to bad i can only tell you that...it just iches a bit but i'll survive....

Any way i wanted to share that with you:)))) see yaaaa!!!

P.S.you don't get the picture of that;))))

Hey,hey,hey everybody....

Here i am..still goin' strong in corfu greece...holding on...no matter what it takes i will survive:))))

Hehe...i'm talkin' crap,i'm in paradise...realy....well the thing that my wife told me is like....you se this sandy beach and this beautifull see and all this beauty...multiply that with ten....it still won't be good enough to mesure with thailand....and i kinda belive in that but since she was there way before...us....and i haven't but for now....this is the ultimate beauty for me....of course....stockholm is my looooove but to me that's like...home...so i kinda dom't count that....that's like when you bangin' megan fox and they ask you wich woman is the most beautiful in the world....you won't be thinking of here...right....ok,this was a guy thing...you galz may don't understand this...

Any how....yesterday we went to this restaurant right on the beach and i've been eating like an hour before that so i told the girls that i'm totaly ok with them eating a meal while i'm having a snack maybe or just coffee...

So they order some souvlaki or something and i took a grilled burger from the snacks-meny...we were waiting that food for an hour and it wasn't even crowded that much...but i'm not bitching i'm just saying that it might not enough with just that snack since now there was almost two ana half hours since my last meal an now i need a real meal....

Suprisingly...that snack was quite enough....it wasn't enough for a meal but it was quite enough to fill me up so i don't get bitchy:))))

It was a quite decent portion for a snack,cuzz these burgers were about 100g each:))))

And the restaurant was quite nice...the view was of course a gold worth...so it felt realy nice spending our evening there...

On our way back we've stopped by in a small supermarket and among a few things my wife and i bought a bottle each of some ciders....she took a cosmopolitan and mine was pina colada....so i was even drinking....man...where this world is heading:)))....

Well it was nice actualy since i realy couldn't feel the alchohol in side...it was a bit bitter but in a perfect refreshing way so i'm quite happy with that....

So that was it...one totaly good day on our vacation....and i'll start this one with my regular shit....coffee,shake and morning cardio....same old,same old...ketch u up guys later:)))

Flying sofa:)))

Hey guys...wazz up...today was great cuz we took a ride with this floating sofa and it was fuckin' awesome...man it was so good:)))

Of course i don't need to tell you that my day started with a coffee,quick protein shake and 45-50 minutes of swiming...

It's super awesome to swich my morning cardio in trångsund,where i live to a cardio i one of the most beautiful beaches on corfu island in greece:)))

After breakfast we took it easy with some great coffee with a caramel taste on a hang out area of our small hotel..with this crazy view of a horizont....amaizing...

And about this sofa...it was actualy my wige's idea....she was all about....we have to go,we have to...it costs like 30€ but it was so cool and it's no joke to since you need to squeeze this handles for not folling out because when the guy start doing circles we fly nack there like a piece of a toilet papper,and we actualy bumping all over the waves that were made by the boat it self so the impresion was a bit scary/amazing/great:)))

I got a smalles west....maaaan:))))

Me being cool...

Last preparation....3...2....1....gooooo!!!

Yeaaaaahh!!!!!

Since i think i have enough food home i think i won't have to spend the rest of the night by the grill...but we'll see...any how...smell ya later:)))