New Year's Resolution

Hey nowww:))

So tomorrow is the end of 2015 and the beginning of 2016...and what that really means?

We're getting older,that's for sure...some of us a bit wider the others..not so much:)

But a lot of people are making a New Year's resolutions such as..I'm gonna quit smoking or,find a new job or have a serious relationship...so I was thinking a bit about it...what should my NY's resolution should be....

The truth to the matter is that I don't really give much of the relevance to these holidays...cuz you know me..I don't believe in God and stuff and also I really dislike doing same thing that everyone else is doing so...you get the picture...

But the fact is that I do have a resolution of mine too...it's not maybe related to New Year..but still...even an ashole like me can't be completely immune to the fact that the whole world is excited over this New Year shit...

Long story short...my resolution for the upcoming year is...HAPPINESS🙏🏽❤️😍

It might sound pretty simple but if you think about it..it's not really that simple...

Different people like and want different things...so what makes me happy probably doesn't make everyone happy...

They say money is something that's making everyone happy..and sure I like money too..but...as a dear song goes...careful what you wish!!!

Because if you make a wish to have more money...you might just get it but if your priority wasn't happiness...you might have money without being happy...

How...well,take me for example...maybe the only way for me to have the money is to find a job that's going to consume all my energy physical and mental and I'm not going to be good for anything...

There you go...more money,less happiness...

Maybe I can remarry and have a mega rich cougar...sure but then I won't be with my wife and that not what's making me happy...

Maybe I need to drop the gym...unhappy...

So you can name a bunch of things and people that are making you happy every day it's just that you take that for granted and you totally don't pay attention to them...on how important part of your life that is...because...

A glass can be half full or half empty...it's depends if your perspective on how your see things...and most of us are so focused on things we need to get,and forget about everything that we already have every day.

Therefore...my resolution for the next year and the year after that is simply to be even more happy than I am today...

I'm sure things will will work out just fine..

How do I  know???...well I don't,but I choose to believe❤️

Concussion and steroids🍷💊💉

Heyaaaaa...Merry Christmas everybody:))))

I've just seen the movie Concussion with Will Smith and others and I gotta tell you it's awesome,u should definitely watch it!

Basically it's about the struggle of a few men to prove that playing American football is highly risky for the human brain and that professional football players went crazy over those severe brain damages which some even lead to suicides!

Now the point here is not to bann NFL...no...it's pretty similar and in the movie even compared to tobaccos...

You need to be warned about the dangers that American Football might get you to,so you know what are you getting into...you or your child,husband...etc.

We all know that tobacco is bad for health,for lungs,for cardiovascular system and brings several sorts of cancers..but it's still fair to write this down on each tobacco products something like "smoking kills"

Of course you won't change the world with this but you will bring the awareness to a bit higher level...and that's it!

It's also stupid to think of banning cigarettes or American football for that matter because people need to be able to make their own choice about how they gonna live their lives...right?

Well how's that different from steroids usage???

All people who use or want to use steroids should be aware of the potential danger of steroids but that's one thing...

Another thing is to make it illegal...and make legal to stop a big guy in the street by a police and force him to do the doping test!!!

I mean can't you see how wrong that is???

One thing is if you're selling it illegally,to make money off of it,to sell it to kids...but fuck...can I choose whether I want to live my life healthy or unhealthy?

Another thing is the subject of using and abusing ANYTHING!

U can have a glass or two of some fine vine with dinner after work with your friends and you can destroy yourself of alcohol...it's not the same thing!

So my point here is....

Steroids should be legal...they should be available to everyone with a doctor's supervision and there should be a natural and professional division in sports so athletes as well can make their own choices about their sport and their body!

Have a great weekend you all😘🍷💉💊

Why we don't hang out with eachother

Hey guys,friends and followers:))

First I gotta say thank you to all of you but specially to my Russian brothers and sisters:))))..I don't know why you find this shit interesting but apparently you do and I thank you for that:)

This weekend I was thinking about why the fuck people don't hang out with eachother...

We have payed a visit to our friend and my wife's colleague and she lives in a totally opposite side of the city so it took us a while to get there but still...it was worth it....

People don't do that anymore...at least I think they don't....and I really think that's not good...so I was asking myself...why is this like that?

I don't know if I had figured out all the reasons but I think I can name this one that's pretty big from where I see it...

The very usual reason I keep hearing is...well it's weekend and I don't have the strength for anyone...I just want to relax...right...

My question is...why the fuck can you relax while you're having friends over?

Why..when did we become so fuckin locked inside of ourselves and our lives and problems...what happened to us and made us this way?

U have something on your mind....someone is coming over you never even considered of talking with that someone about it...no...because,you don't do that shit...

You as a host need to be fun and,jolly and happy right...no!

We're all people,we all have problems and being open about those problems will make you feel better and you will also create a stronger connection between you and the person you're talking to!

Yeah but I have only one or two persons that I can talk to about these issues...

Really..then fuck you...you need to have a childhood friend here who btw lives on another continent in order to say out loud that you hate your job or that you can't start dieting and you're getting fat or that your penis foreskin is burning cuz you were beating off too much...ok this last one is maybe just me....but anyway...

If you need only someone you can trust to tell your stories like this that you're dead...you're gone...you are numbed and socially deficient..which means you're fucked!

I know people married that simply can't talk to eachother..what the fuck happened to us to be like that:-(

We think that we're not full filling some expectations we're prone to believe exists...

Well I say fuck you,fuck expectations and specially fuck people who give you the anxiety a about it!

Can't you be humble about your life...like every time I go to Serbia and start catching up with friends,family relatives..I know that the question "why don't you have kids" will pop up within first ten minutes of any conversation...

So what should I do...hide? 

Make that fave like when you really need to fart but you can't...what...no..I fucking laugh it off..

Usually they just ask me because it's something you ask,not because they really give a fuck...but my reaction to it defines how comfortable i feel about that issue..or any issue...  

what happened to that boutique you used to have...we closed it,it didn't go well..

do you still work at that restaurant...yes,because I can't just became a well known personal trainer

...why don't you became a personal trainer...same reason I can't fuck a photo model....

Why don't you compete in bodybuilding...same reason why I don't drive a Ferrari....

Why don't you move to States...because I'm a fuckin pussy...ok?

This is me...this is my life..am I happy about every aspect of it...fuck no...am I gonna lock myself in a room and cry about it...fuck no...

And the most important...am I gonna let you put me down with your judgemental questions...heheheh...motherfucker...you wish!!!

So until you realize that you're not actually a special loser but rather just one more loser in an endless vast of losers,you'll never realize the fact that we are all in this shit together:))))

Love you all:)))

How to filter the terrorists!!!

I hear all over nowadays how we should not hate all the Muslims over just a few assholes and stuff..and sure..I'm not saying that all the Muslims are bad...of course not...but what percentage is really good and what percentage is bad???

You see I came to Sweden from a fucked up place called Serbia...

Growing up there I went through all kinds of shit that no child should have!

Came here in Sweden,and as soon as I start talking where I'm from,a lot of people would be...oh...you're Serb...a mafia people:)))

Somehow I never got angry at them for saying that because for that common knowledge I exclusively blame bad Serbs!!!

Now...let's say something bad happens here in Sweden,something like a terrorist attack and after a while authorities realize that the people who perpetrated the attack were Serbs!!

Now hypothetically speaking let's say that Swedish government announces that all the Serbs are to be considered as a POTENTIAL THREAT,ok...

And they make the law,about being able to arrest any Serbs in order to interrogate him or her,put em on polygraph and stuff....

You see that would make a chaos,right??Why???

Because everyone would be like I'm not a criminal I am not gonna take place in this shit.

Well you see I...Andrija Sandor who is a bullshit chef in a bullshit restaurant...who doesn't have any high education nor big figure in my bank account....a total douche bag...wouldn't have ANY PROBLEMS in checking in with the authorities and cooperate in any fuckin way! ! !

You know why...because firstly I have nothing to hide and secondly I am with the system and I totally want to help any way I can!

But do you know how many Serbs would have the same reaction as mine...hehhe...I would like to think 20% but that probably way too big number!

Now what do you think how many Muslims would agree on all of them being pronounced as a potential terrorists...and what do you think what would have happened then...heheh...it would be a fuckin armagedon...

There was this case in Britain where a certain man raped and killed an innocent young girl...police realized that the rapist was a guy at the age between 20 and 45 and that he lives within a couple of blocks in that area of the city.

They calculated the number of almost 7.000 people...that could be a potential perpetrator,so the police made the announcement on TV,that they need to do a DNA test to all those people how they could narrow the number of 7.000

Do you know how much time the needed to make almost all the tests???

Less than a week!

 You wanna know how..heheh...easy...all those men gathered and went to a nearest police station and waited in line to get tested...

You know why they did that?

Two reasons...they agreed with the police system,disagree with the person who made that horrible thing and was willing to help and contribute...

And second...

Because they are fuckin civilized British people☝🏽️💪🏾💯

Have a nice week my civilized friends:))))

What???....people do that😂😂😂

Hey mothafuckas...what's up:)))

Today I was thinking of writing something very serious that could have happened to anyone:)))))))

I was very young like...15-16....maybe even 25 but with 15 sounds less wrong😂😂😂

See a lot of you who don't know my cock is 19cm..and that's okay I guess,nothing huge nor tiny...normal I guess...but when you're young everything is wrong with you!

You're ugly,you're fat,you're skinny...or your cock is to small:)))

So I read this article that a dick size is not final since they say that men have a bit of their dick inside of them...like 2 to sometimes 4-5cm...so when they do a surgery,they simply cut out the rest of it and there you go!

I didn't do surgeries but I've also read that you can get a similar effect by pulling your dick with some rubber bands wrapped around your dick and then waistline:)))

So I figured...why would I need that thing wrapped up all day long when I can simply wrap it myself and hang some weight on it...and it's gonna work:)!!!

So I took a rope or something tied up my dick...then I thought what should I use as a weight...went outside from my room to the living room...obviously I was home alone..and took a 2,5 little CocaCola bottle....

Dangled so it hangs and what do you know...that thing of ours is pretty fuckin strong...it didn't feel shit...

So I got mad...I went to the living room and started looking for something heavier...

And once again my ingenuity showed it self at the surface and saved me...this time I took a 10 kilos water jar:)

Got bk to my room...and start tying up that jar with the rope that was already hanging there:)

Now it takes time to do all that and specially you need to consider the length of the rope...too short won't work but too long will not hand beneath your knees once you get up...see...tgis is why you need to be smart in life:))))

Ok,so finally I've managed to fix everything and boom...I was on this shit:)))

The jar was hanging,it was a bit painful for my dick skin but who cares...I'm about to have a giant cock, I can make a small sacrifice:)))

Just by the time I started admiring my brightness...I've heard our door lock...it was my mother,coming back from food market...

Now this is where my nightmare begins...

I stand totally opposite from my room's doors...I have a huge bed in the middle of the room...and of course I left my room door widely open:))))

I try first to untie that fuckin jar...didn't work..as I said you need to tie it really tight...so I realized I won't have time to do that before my mom starts walking around our apartment to see am I home!

So in that agony of pain in my dick and embarrassment at the same time...I figured...this shit,needs gotta end!!!

So I did the only thing I could think of at that point....run to reach the door with a 10kilo water jar hanging from my dick...

Omg...you should see that...every step I made that ficking jar was hitting my knee,and caused vibrations of a great proportions so I could swear that by the time I shut the doors,my dick will simply fall off:)))

Somehow I've managed to close the door and then fell on my bed taking the fetal position😂😂😂😂

My diiiickkkkkk....😩😩😩

I look at it...and poor guy....it was all in bruises,smaller than ever..it looked like it was hit by a truck🤕🤕🤕

So there you go...I'm so glad I sheared my experience with you so you can all relate with it and realize that you're not alone😘😘😘

Love you all soooo much❤️

When "LOVE "is coming from an asshole

Hey bitches...long time huh:)))

Well,I have shit to do...not:))))) but seriously I've posted recently on my IG this text over my late father's picture but I still think there's more to it than what it says there!

Those were the quotes from my favorite movie "Interstellar"..and I couldn't agree more with Anne Hathaway on this!

Even though I'm a muscle head and I don't show my emotions every five seconds I truly believe in love!

And now just love as that social utility as major Cooper says in the movie...but as something that we will literally be able to detect and measure in the future!

In that movie also...we could see how the nature works and how everything is different when we travel light speed or when the gravity is so strong that even time is slows down and it's not the same...but even through all that only love stays the same as it was from the beginning...pure,powerful  and untouchable!

How cool is that!

I believe that with nurturing and embarrassing love we actually create a different chemistry in our bodies...and that chemistry brings us a better,happier and joyful reality!

I remember waiting for the permission to come to Sweden..I was in Serbia,my wife was here and the procedure alone lasts at least six months...

So sure it was tough it was no fun...I missed my wife and all...but people used to ask me like am I afraid of something might happened along the way...and I would just laugh...

My philosophy is the a true love is like a matter...it can't disappeare,and it can't be destroyed!

True love last forever!

So that's why I believe in awareness after death...not life as we think but our awareness or by many "our soul" will go on existing...in some other universe or some other dimension,I don't know... but definitely not the end!

So I myself always try to love instead of hate and I emphasize I TRY...because it's not always easy...it takes strength and patience and of course...a shit load of practice❤️

I love you all and have a great weekend😘