Good to know before you get married😛

Hi biatches...how r ya...not good...well ya need to change your blood tipe into "be positive"😎

Okay...i'm married for eight...ish years...don't realy know exactly..but yes...it's not tht i've been married for ever but still...after a while you get more aware of what that unity looks like...hehe..comparing to the picture you had before that😂😂😂

Yeah...lol...cuzz i know there are alooot a you out there having totaly different perception of what marriage is ...

Firstly...there's this description from serbia...explaining marriage like a large bowl filled with shit...and only on the very surface lies a thin layer of honey...so...they say...all that honey,you eat in a first few months..,and for the rest of your life you eat shit😂😂😂

Well...ofc it's exaggerated to be funny but there is some truth to tht...

I think that single people don't realy know what are the crutial stuff when they look for a potential life companion...

First of all,try to live with somebody...you know to live...same appartment or a house...everyday!!!

And then imagine doing that over and over to the rest of your life...:)))

Now i'm not trying to scare you..but alot of people get married live together for while and then start feeling claustrophobic...as they don't have enough space nor air to breathe..they feel caged...

So once you know...you start drinking more,or taking drugs...eating like a pig or whatever you have as a valve for all that rage u acumulated...

So as soon as u know you start cheating...and u get tht feeling back for a second...you feel alive again...u feel sexy and desirable...and then...

You devorce...you...start going to the gym...finaly you are living fully..you're free...no more those waisted hours and hours of emptiness...now it's about yiu!!!!

Tgen you meet a person...everything sound good..looks good...now...you know that this is a bingo...this is it!!!

So you move to his or her place or you bring thm at your place...start living your life...but....

After a while...you're getting a bit of deja vu...right...oh fuck yiu say...what did i do wrong this time...i thought i got it...whatta fuck went wrong...

Well my friend...you did nothing wrong...you ARE WRONG!!!

Your picture of what marriage should be was so fucking wrong to begin wth...that you couldn't do any fucking thing other than failure...

So insted of dreaming of having a maid..better think of how you gonna split house works with your hubby or wife...instead of looking for a girl with a perfect ass...think about is she gonna be a goid mother for your children...instead of having your pussy wet on his fancy car..think will he be able to sell that shit and buy a family car so he can drive your kids to school and go to supermarket...

Remember secret of a good marriage isn't happiness it's stability..paulo coelho said this and he couldn' be more right...

It's easy to be with someone ehen everything is nice and pink...try when the shit hits tha fan...whn life challenges you..put you on a test...try then to stay saine and still keep doing your shit...

When you pay a hooker you want that impression that she's s magical women...and that her shit doesn' stinks...but guess wht...every person's shit stinks and no gucci or prada can change that...so if you don't love who and what yiur wife is...you'll not gonna see her as a sexual being after you get in that toilet after she had her period and diarrhea at the same time...and yes she can clean it as much as she wants it's still gonna smell....

If you find these things disgusting...you probably have your stucked at the level of  a high school kid so untill you find the way to make that disappear from you...don't get into anything...cuz what you thinking about is utopia...the place tht doesn' exist...what i'm talking about is REALITY!!!

That tank full of shit with a bit honey on top is not marriage...it's life...it get harder as we get older...but the weaker ones try to blame that on everything and anything just so they can find the reason  to get away from everything...

Now instead of waiting for u to respond...since apperently it takes a huge pair of balls to say anything....i'll say it for you...

Ok...andrija...you've been married for a few years and you already know the ultimate secret of marriage???

Yras and no...yes,i have learned aloooot from my marriage but i also had a few long term relationship before...and i learned from them too...i used to love some other girls,and they loved me..and we had such a great time together and i know that those relationships and thlose girls shaped me to some point into a man i am today...and i'm so thankful for that 🙏

Girls...when you're imagining your man don' think of a James Bond figure...al dressed up,charming and unpredictable...but think of a man...a lifetime friend..a dad for your kids and guys...don't visuelize some jenna jameson trophy bimbo..with who u can brag in front of your retarded friends...but try to search for a honest women that's ready to love you on your good and shitty days...a mom,a lady a role model but most important a person with who u would like to grow old💍💍💍

Have a great weekend biaches and don't forget that i love you...all of you❤️

Oh c'mon man gay is ok,but you're pushin' it

Heya you all...hope you're holding strong..well at least the way i am😜

Now some of you may know i'm totaly pro gay rights..they should have every single right as a straight person period!

And some of you may also know that alooooot of gay men like the way i look and stuff...and you know wht...it's fine...as lomg as they don't get like super rude or anything i'm cool...

Now when men contact me at my facebook inbox there are usualy two reasons for tht...whether they need an advice bout bodybuilding or they wanna fuck me....

And you know wht..i'm cool wth that too as i said...as long as they don't get disgusting...

So there was this guy a couple days ago adding me on fb and ofc as always i accept everyone so he became my fb friend...

As soon as you know he starts writing me stuff in my inbox...

Ok,cool he was like...hey,whazz up,how you doing...is everything cool..and shit...so i tried to answer everytime and giving him a questions too...such as...i'm good and you...

So he starts talking a bit about exercising...saying how he needs to put on some weight...he claimed he's too skinny...

Told me he works at the radio and he is a masseur...i was like ok...this guy wants my arsholen...

Yeah i'm judgemental again right...well fuck you...i kinda been there done tht ...so i created my gaydar...so fuck off😎

So i got a bit sick of tht endless chit chat

So i went straight to the point...

I was like yeah,awesome man...but i gitta ask you r u gay?

He sort of got offended...like it's to personal question...i was like...firstly...you came to me...in my inbox...tht's personal to begin wth...second you're bori g me to death with this bullshit chat that's going nowhere...snd when i want to ask you a first real question you start gettin your period on me...fuck tht...This is how i talk ...you find it offensive ...get mad...block me...hehe...you wouldn' be the first😂

Still i kinda wanted to explain myself....i went like listen...i like to get personal otherwise it gets boring...but my question is not like so much out of a line...cuzz sexuality is like 80% of who we are...it defines us...and the way we get to know eachother is tht..sorry!!!

Ok,after a while he said...yeah,i'm gay...i was like ok...and since he told me he's from serbia i automaticaly asked him,how you doing with that thing over there...cuzz i know that  it can be realy rough...

He was like o try not to see all the primitive people,just look through thm...i was like,ok..sounds good defence mechanism...

So we start to talk just a bit more ...and there he goes....

Do you like to be massaged👌

Ok...now i realized we need to have the talk...so i said...listen...

I realy like that gays enjoy all the rights that all people have...i want you to be happy and stuff...but...when it comes to me personaly...i don't even like to shake hands with men.....i mean let's face it...that guy,with tht hand at some point tht day have touched his filthy dick...and tha gal...hehe...you see my point:)))))

I hate men so much that my first fantasy since i know was for me to be only man on earth😎

So before you suggest me a nice oily relax massage know that i'd rather be touch by a girls hitting me with a sledgehammers than by a guy in most gentle way possible...

And that's something i know very well about myself...

So we can be friends and all but i'm married..to a woman...with tha pussy...so...you know:))))

And the guy gets fuckin mad...he goes like...fuck you,i never wanted to massage you...but now i don't even wanna talk to you you fuck...i'm blockin' you so i you don't have your reputation ruined by my being your friend...

I was like...wow...sorry if you feel tht way but okay...i understand...

Now where dod i go wrong...he fuckin' told me he's gay...so sorry for assuming tht you would like to fuck me or something....

I invite gals for a coffee i tell them strsight out...hey is it okay wth u if we just have a friendly conversation cuzz i'm kinda married and her puss is the only one i fuck so...ha????

I'm not saying tht cuz i'm thinking i'm irresistible or shit...i just want to play clean from the begining...how's that wrong????

Well never the less...one more person blocked me...so who knows...i just might be an asshole...hmmmm

...later😕

The one who gets easily offended...IS JUST A CUNT😂

The Hey ya all...what you still don't hate me...oh crap...i guess i'm not doin' such a good job after all😬

You read this shot i write,and think...oh he's so rude,he's so black or white,he's so judgemental and stuff...and you know what...i am...

But i don't think tht i'm being evil by tht...i'm just honest,that's all...and one thing i don't like is what i call it a buss station talk..

You know those convinient talk tht you can easily have with a stranger at the buss station..they are easy,inoffensive,mild(lagom)...and boring as shit..sorry...life is too short for that crap...

If i say tht men who like narrow hips on gals are gay...what that means????

That i want those men to feel bad about themselfs or those girls with narrow hips...tht they should feel bad....

Well if you do...it means tht you're fuckin insecure little shit,not that i'm evil or anything...cuzz how you feel describes you not me...

My wife have a "bit" junk in the trunk but i know so many gals that are way more curvier than my wife...and what should i do leave my wife and go to thm,or feel bad about it...or try to get in denial and keep telling myself tht....my wife is the best looking women in the world....

Well if you do or feel any of this stuff you should search for a proffesional help you retard!!!

You just make piece with it...it's okay not to be the prettiest in the world,it's okay to be ridiculous and weare stupid clothes or items if you're okay with it...

If that's not stupid or ridiculous for u fine...but don't expect me to suck your insecure little dick by saying...oh it's nice but maybe not my style...fuck tht...

A few days ago,on this fb page bodybuilding related they've posted a picture of steve reeves and for u who don't know who tgt is...it's a bodybuilder from way before when they actualy looked as humans...

And as you also may notice,he was also very beautiful man like in his face...so i've put a comment..something like..why nowadays bodybuilders never have such beautiful faces???

I got respond from a dude i've never met in my life..like five seconds later...

ANDRIJA...IF YOU WERE JUST A BIT SMARTER,PEOPLE COULD CALL YOU A DONKEY😂😂😂

I mean...he could be more humble by writing something more..but you know what...fuck that...eventho I cried my fuckin eyes out🙏🙏🙏

Thank you...for being spontaneous,thank you for not giving a fuck who i am,how i look and how i'm gonna feel after you tell me i'm a moron...i fuckin thank you for that.

Ok...since he wasn't a bit humble i gave him a piece of me jyst to level shit up....but hey...no hard feelings,no bad blood just a guy to a guy talk that's all...and a reeeealy awesome laugh...how precious is that these days huh😉

So,today's point is pull the stick out of your ass and start being a little less boring you little bitch...and don't get so fuckin personal one now ok...cuzz the one who gets  easily offended...

IS JUST A CUNT😛😛😛😛😛!!!!!

Love ya...aaaahahaha😘😘😘

Matter of taste...good and bad💩

The Heya everybody...whazz crackalackin...

Gotta say THANK YOU for the great respond i get from you...u r awesome🙏

Today i want to write a bit about matter of taste...and what's my stand on tht...

Ok so i always start from me...how do i look...my height,wight,size,muscle,colours...tacky right...ok...bizarre and disgusting as well but let's not go there for a sec....

Ik so imagine me dressed up in all black,maybe some colourful detail but..pretty neutral right...

Now think of me dressed up in military pants...red ed hardy t-shirt...a cap...the one...u know with that specific shape made for morons...let me show you...

A normal cap

A cap specialy designed for mentally challenged people...

Another one...

Ok..so can you imagine me or someone like me wearing this...

it's screaming...i never left puberty and i haven't seen pussy in years so i want attention as much as possible...

People ask me how come you don't have any tattoos...because it's simply too much on my body...c'mon!!!!

David beckham...he's the guy that looks cool wth tattoos not me...

When brad pitt have a beard it looks sooo sexy...if i had one...i'd look like i have a vest with c4 waithing the instruction from bin laden to blow up some shopping mall...

U see where this is going...i mean i kniw it's not a crime to wear and to look any way you want but c'mon...we all need to be aware of our enviroment...and i'm not saying you should suck dick to your eviroment but you also shouldn' deliberately act and look like an idiot cuzz you're pissed or your cock is to small or whtever...

When i'm in tha gym...you'll see me,you'll hear me..that's my church and i don't have ANY problem in showing my body to everyone...but once i go out...frankly i just wanna blend in and be A DUDE..don't want for people to see me everytime i enter the caffé or a department store...and i know they do..but at least i don't have to wear orange jacket that says RAGE or a tattoo on my triceps wth a skull that says BORN TO KILL...

I mean it's so stupid tht i just don't get how people don't see it...

When a poor serb make a first buck he buys a red ferrari screaming...WHO'S THA MAN NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

A swedish doctor born in wealth...drives a gray volvo...why...he got money not just for a ferrari...he can buy a share in ferarri but he won't...you know why...cuz he doesn't wanna act tasteless and he doesn't need to prove shit to nobody!

If you had a rough childhood and now you're doing good...enjoy it...don't try to go bk and change something cuzz you won't be able to change shit...

If you're not getting enough attention...get over it...you're not brad pitt nor angelina jolly...live your own fuckin life and love who you are!

 Also my point is...yes there are haters,racists...assholes...but if you wanna be accepted and acknowledged...don't act like shit to piss them off...but do something good for a change...build a bridge,make a contribution...become a doctor and save their kid's life...cuz if you act like a fuckin animal...you just gonna prove their point!

Now don't get me wrong i like rich...but just look at this..can you just imagine a person that's a bit judgemental about bodybuilders seeng him.....

What he or she is gonna say...

Hehe..."i rest my case",right!!!

And what...you don't give a fuck about that right...well that makes you...a person that don't give a fuck...fine...i happen to give a fuck...that's just who i am....

Look sexy or be sexy💦👅👄🔥

Hey guys wazz up...hope you're kickin' ass n' takin' names💪💪💪

Recently,kim kardashian published a few pics where she was nacked...ok,she didn't show her vagin but boobs and ass yes...

Fuckin gorgeous❤️❤️❤️

Same day my wife taged me on some pic where on one half is kim and on the other chelsea handler😂😂😂

I mean..a blind man can see tht kim looks as fuckable as a women can look...and chelsea..well...she's ok too right....

Any ways...i happen to watch kim's reality show every now and then but i'm a big fan of chelsea's humor...to me,she's like a female version of howard stern...and all of you who know me knows that my cheesus christ is howard stern..so chalsea lately show is tha shit👍👍👍

The thing i could not probably even predict ten or better fifteen years ago is...that...now days if you ask me who i'd rather fuck..

Hands down... It's chelsea!!!!

Now some of you or better all of you might ask...why????

Why would you rather fuck this flat ass,boney bitch before this amazing feminine body of kim...

Just let me also be clear on one thing...all of you guys that don't like curves on women...do me a favour and try to jerk off to a gay porn...i guarantiee you...you gonna cum faster than a virgin school boy...so...get it on...life is too short...

Well doesn't that directly colides with my previous statement tht i'd rather fuck chelsea  than kim...well no....

You see...i definitely like the looks of kim's body...but at some point...which i belive it was between my 25th and 30th birthday i realized something...

Most women have vagina😬😬😬

it took me a while but i guess i'ma slow learner....

So with tht being said...the outer looks of a woman for me...is just that first step in conecting with her into something deeper...

Girls tho get this realy early cuzz regardless of how bad a girl looks...she is able to have more sex thn most men can...so,realy early she realizes that it needs to be something more than just dick(if she's not emotionaly scared slut ofc)...while for men is like...if a person have a pussy...she's good to go😎

Now...personslity of kim kardashinsn is sooo iritative to me tht it's crazy...she sounds like she too lazy to bread..let alone to do something...

And don't get me wrong...chelsea has a bit of that dikey vibe...but,even so she's got a shit load if charisma and personality inside...

So my choice would always be chelsea for these reasons...

Truth to be told...the most attractive personality out of all kardashians has khloe and mom kris...i'd probably fuck kris even before all the daughters and chelsea😁😁😁😁😁

Maaaan...i need to shoot some testosteron blocators😂😂😂😂😂

Have a nice week everybodey

Not that i'm braggin' it's just...oh c'mon who am i kidding..i'm braggin' :)))

Hey ya all...what is up with ya all...

First...i'd like to say thank you to my motherland for a great respond,of course to my favorite country sweden,but also to poland and ukraine...don' have a clue how people from there found this but...never the less..tnx..also,usa,germany russia,china...🙏🙏🙏

Well...it's been a while since i haven't write bout my shitty childhood and my everyday struggle at tht time...and it's kinda sad i a way but that again...who give a fuck...it's gone...i'm still here,stronger and happier thn ever so...#lovelife is one of my favorite hashtags❤️

Still there was a time whn i didn't even had money for food and let alone for the gym membership..which cost like 8-10euros but..it was just enough for me not to have 'em...

I used to train at this guy's garadge tht was rearranged into a gym...or at least we called it a gym...it was a mess...everything was hand made,totaly insecured,cold as fuck,with a rusty bars and isted of those counter weights on a lat machine..we were using some old car gears and parts of an engine...

It sounds bizarre i know but we still trained,we still had fun and what's most important we still grew...

In that gym...i did my very first 200kg squats...for me...it was epic...

Years passed by and that gym kinda start  having more and more of a real gym looks..i changed the gym cuzz i start working as a personal trainer in another gym in town but it was always fun coming bk in my old hood and check out shit:))))

Well today i got this pic a detail from that guy and his gym...it's a poster of me...they asked from me a few pics so they made a poster and put it on the wall...who knew...

From a poor schmuck with nothing but love for iron i got to be the person that make my people proud...

I might be a bit pathetic but it feel awesome...and i'm so greatful fir everything...

I'm greatful tht i had the oportunity to train,i'm also greatfull to the guy who's the owner cuz he knew my finansial situation and he used to charge me a half a price...which to me was everything at the time...and i'm also greatful cuz these people rember me of something good and not something bad and evil...I'm so greatful...thank you so fuckin' much everybody...peace out✌️💪🙏❤️

It says OUR ANDRIJA SANDOR☺️☺️☺️

You have dreams...sure,but first analize them!!!

Hey everybodey...how ya doin,good...what..not good..well...keep fighting:)))

Lately u can hear all over the internet,facebook,instagram how you should never let go of your dreams...you should fight with everything you got to make thise dreams reality...

You know what i totaly agree on tht...of course you should fight to protect your dreams and make them happen but...

There's one big BUT there that nobody bothers to mention...and that is...why do you have those dreams you have...what's the reason???

I would go from making the obvious exampel on bodybuilding but just because i'll pass tht and stick to the food...

You have this guy...this one guy i actualy know that wants to become a masterchef...a realy big name in all tht fine dining industry...

His idol is of course,gordon ramsey and he is fighting for his dream of becoming s new gordon for quite dome time now...

The most important question here is WHY???

Let start from the question...how we fall for something...what happens when we realize...omg...i love this shit...i'm gonna keep doing this for a while???

From where i see it...there are two basic ways to get that...first one would be you start doing something out of curiosity and next thing you know...you're getting so good in that that you simply fall in love with it...

So put that pattern on the masterchef guy...it would be something like..he started cooking some food with his mom or dad and once he realized...oh shit..he's realy doing great in kitchen...and he starts to be more comfortable with kitchen,with being alone in there...while his friends are doing something they consider more fun,for him...spending time in that kitchen and cooking that food is the best fun there is...

Ok so what's the other way???

The other way is closely conected to the most retarded thing of today...and that would be BEING COOL!!!

In another words...that guy would never found him self in the kitchen,never carred for cooking...but he starts watching gordon on tv...hell's kitchen,the f word(my favorite),kitchen nightmares...and he realizes that what gordon does and what gordon is...to our guy is insanely cool....

So all the sudden he starts cooking,wearing aprons and in every way starts to imitate gordon...

The problem is...he was never ment to be a chef,never had talent,never had passion for food...he,just wants to be cool the way his idol is...

Now...what to expect from this person...he's deffinitely gonna follow his dreams,and fight with everithing he got to make those dreams come true...but you know what....

IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!

And then he starts being sad,depressed and bitter towards everyone but especialy towards others who might not be gordon ramsey but they deffinitely made a huge progress in cooking food ...the amount of progress he can just dream of ...

So why would anybody want this to happen...why not analizing your dreams before you start going after thm...

It's like a genie in the bottle...careful what you wish....wish only stuff you realy want,and stuff that realy gonna make you happy...even those stuff are not super cool...if they fulfil you...just go!

Now i know what some of you might say...you think i'm saying this cuzz i think i'm super successful in bodybuilding and i'm not...

Well...here's how i think of it...me making my body bigger and stronger was always a true plesure ...going to the gym is the best party in the world...and i enjoy that part...but...when it comes to competition...i kinda suck...and i know that..and until something gives me tge reason to think differently...i'll just stick to doimg my own thing...which is...eating,training and have an awesome time....

Also don't get me wrong about one thing...i don' think that gym should be visited only by genetic freaks...totaly the oposite from tht...gym should be flooded with all kinds of people...good looking,fat,skinny,weak,strong...everybody it's just...enjoy in where u are...don't start trippin you gonna be next mr.olympia after two workouts...  

I keep seeing these boys all geared up with,lifting belts,knee wraps,wrist wraps,grip straps...and they're so serious that is beyond retardedness😂

What you think i'm evil???...what we all do whn we look those idiots that apply on idol and they sound like somebody is strangling a cat...we laugh our eyes out...why???

Because they want to be something they're not...they wanna be next mariah carey not because they love to sing or they can sing but cuzz to thm mariah is cool...

So...before you go to bed tonight..i want you to ask yourself...WHAT DO I REALY WANT TO DO IN MY LIFE???

 Belive it or not...it's gonna be scarry..but find some valls in you and fuckin' do it!!!!

Have a great one you all❤️❤️❤️

Treat others the way you wanna be treated

UHey you all...good day,good evening...whazz up...i missed my writting but ok,i'm bk...

The reason why i called this article the way i did is because i realized one thing...

Treating others the way you would like to be treated is...wel...bullshit:(((

I always thought that it's quite simple with tht...and at first it's very logical way of thinking...but there's a flip side to tht shit...

The thing is tht i like to be treated as honestly as possible...so what ever tge fuck crosses through your mind just fucking tell me...no sugar coating,no second thoughts...just shoot...

What i realized is..that almost nobody wants to be treated like tht😳

Tht's why we keep seeing an hearing people sucking each others dick every fuckin day...

If you got yourself a jacket...they all say..oh it's nice,it's nice...regardless whether it's realy nice...never mind...you don't want that person to feel bad right...

Well in my book,tht's fuckin sick...

Especialy when we talkin' about friends...friends are there to tell you shit  straight out cuzz they love you and want alm the best for you...and if it's a real friend u shouldn' have to ask yourself whether he or she said tht just to hurt you or they realy mean it...cuzz they are your friends gor fuck sake...why the fuck would they hurt you...they love you...or...

Well if you have friends for which u know are jealous of you or something like that...that explains alot about you...

Tht means only one thing...you have this high quality people,that are honest,strong,righteous people...and u my dear friend are totaly oposite...

Tht means tht you choose to live in a lie cuzz you are little cunt who can't handle tge truth or even life for tht matter...yiou are just sad case tht's all...

Well...anyways...treating others the way i want to be treated took away a realy dear person from my life,a person that for a short period if time made me think that...she wants tht raw truth and nothing more...a person that gave me back hope and belive that love can happen in literaly any and every period of life between two souls wandering trought their lifes...

I treated her as equal,i treated her as adoult,i treated her the way i want to be treated...and now...she's gone...

I still love her so fuckin much,i still miss her like crazy every day...but i still reject to go after her cuz i still...in my own nutshell world...think i didn't do nothing wrong exept if being honest is somehow at some point became wrong...

Thank you for reading this😕

"Corks off, it's on

The party's just begun

I promise this

Drink is my last one

I know I fucked up again

'Cause I lost my only friend

God forgive my sins

Don't leave me, I

Oh, I'd hate myself until I die

My heart would break without you

Might not awake without you

Been hurting low from living high for so long

I'm sorry, and I love you

Stay with me, "Bell Bottom Blue"

I'll keep on searching for an answer 'cause I need you more than dope"