All I want for Christmas is...☺️☺️☺️

Hey now🤗

I’m sitting here in Serbia at a bar of my favorite place ever,trying out alcohol that I can manage in order to be more social or accepted.

So first evening I went with red wine..so I don’t know if it was because of it or something else but I got a major diarrhea so,wine is something I’ll skip for now...

Next was my childhood drink..vodka,lemon juice,ice and sweetener(since I don’t wanna eat sugar)...

It’s nice but after a couple of rounds I really feel my stomach is fucked up of all the acid..

Tonight I tried gin it sucks so now I’ll stick to Johnnie Walker☺️

So I’m thinking, I been writing this blog for some time now..some of you like it a lot of you hate it and I get that,but I think I deserve something in return😬

As you all know we all have some wishes for Christmas or New Year and stuff..

So I never wanted people to give me stuff..not that you could give anything ofc..but I’m not I WANT PRESENTS type of person...

I always wanted experiences!

I want connection with people,to get to know them and to present myself to them my way!

So with this being said one of the strongest connections is physical connection!

And in a perfect world we could just fuck and achieve that no problem but...It ain’t perfect when you’re married😂😂😂 

That’s why I thank God to porn:)))

I watch it,I love it,I respect it...porn and pornstars too!

So without too much blabbing here,I’m gonna tell you my wish for this year!

I wish...that all of you,male female gay straight old young from wherever the fuck you are...anonymously or not,your choice...

Send me the link of the porn video you jerked of to last time!!!

So don’t send me something you think it’s cool,something that’s presentable,just simply a link to stuff you jerked off to last time...that’s it!

So I know that many of you may find it uncomfortable and that’s why you have an option directly below this article to put a comment ANONYMOUSLY!

No one can know who it’s from,not me nor others readers...or you ce simply send me a link in Facebook Messenger,Instagram..you decide!

In return I’ll give you mine here just to say thank you and I love you and I wish that next year,we connect in even larger numbers❤️

I love you Happy New Year and don’t forget to copy/paste that link😘😘😘

Btw this is meeee🤓🤓🤓

https://www.xvideos.com/video30945833/2_busty_neighbor_babes_have_a_hot_threesome_to_combat_boredom 

Enjoy 😉 

Relationship chronicles👫👭👬

Hey now🤗🤗🤗

So lately I’ve been writing a lot about sex and stuff so I believe it’s a good thing to change that time to time!

Therefore my subject for today is relationship!!!

A lot of people don’t want a relationship but due to the pressure of the society they find some poor person that actually wants a relationship and that way fuck up their life but also their own life 

So before you enter a relationship I truly,honestly believe you need to fuck around a bit just so you can realize how life looks like that way! 

When you fuck semi strangers,when you don’t need to explain yourself to anyone,when you always feel sexy or at least sexier,when you never have problem with dressing up and almost always look good,and shit...

Now,you need to realize that most of these things you actually can do even when you are in a committed relationship even with kids...but somehow so many of relationship people don’t do it!

So...my suggestion is that you need a bit of casual sex first in order to understand that MAYBE you would like to reduce that to only one person that you’ll be committed to...but I need to emphasize MAYBE!!!

Some people don’t have problems with just fucking around,being single and free and I will certainly not say absolutely nothing against them..because it’s a choice..and I love and respect choices!

However I can also speak from my personal perspective and that is basically something like even though I am extremely sexual I’ve still decided many years ago that I need a relationship!

I’ve been alone few times before and it didn’t worked for me at all...

Sure you could pick a girl from a club and go home with her and at the same time not hurting someone that loves you...which btw almost never happened cuz nobody wanted sex with me🙃 but....

I missed something.. 

I missed calling someone after a long day at work,I missed spending time with someone maybe even without talking..just hanging.

I missed the person I go with to every birthday party,I missed someone to dress up with before going out I missed someone to even fight with about whatever...

I missed those stuff because I realized that I am a relationship builder..I simply can’t function when things are shallow an meaningless...

This is me and my wife holding hands..first one is hours before my competition when I was soooo fuckin drained and tired,and second one is a week later, just hours before my wife’s foot surgery...

This stuff you probably won’t get from a person you met a couple of nights ago when you were drunk and horny...

So my advice to people who want a monogamous relationship do not focus on his/her eyes,smile,tits and ass...before everything,try to figure out first if they are really into having only one sex partner!!!

Also the good news is that you can actually build the new relationships even while you already have one...you just need to hide it really good😂😂😂

Of course I’m kidding! I’m not talking about fuckin other people IF both of you are not into that,which is also fine!

But I’m saying that you can actually build a very strong spiritual connection with people that can be amazing while you have a committed relationship!

People usually can’t get why I meet other women since I’m already married...but honestly I don’t believe you’re dead and buried just because you’re married!

I still love people,I still love women in every way,sexual and spiritual..I just don’t fuck anyone except my wifey..that’s it!

But I truly believe that stepping into a committed relationship without being sure about whether you want it or not is an actual crime towards you and your partner...

One thing is when you really want a relationship but you don’t feel it with a certain person,but it’s really fucked up when you actually don’t want to have a relationship from the beginning and making someone’s life a living hell.

Cuz if you not sure about do you want it or not and at the same time you TRICK someone into loving you...you’re definitely not a nice person in my book☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

Have fun peopleZ😘😘😘😘

Big big booty🍑🍑🍑

Hello babzzzz❤️

Today I was thinking of writing a bit more serious subjects instead or just pussy and tits..

Today I write about booties

So,before role model of beautiful female body was usually wide shoulders,big boobs and narrow hips..

Big butt was probably considered fat because of the Miss Twiggy phenomenon or whatever was going on in the fashion world at that time...

Now days a lot of people still appreciate that skinny milder look but there’s a huge campaign on curvy body and the beauty of it.

Kimmy of course did all of us booty lovers a favor by becoming famous and showing the world how curvy,chubby and not super-tall can be beautiful too!

And I’m not saying here that skinny,tall girls are not hot..God no,I’m just saying I function a bit better with some curves:)

So,let’s get something out of the way right now...my wife wasn’t always chubby,fat,curvy,call it whatever...

No she was actually pretty fit when we got together!

Now she is chubby but if you ask me whether I’d like to fuck that old ass of her or today’s ..definitely today’s:)

Sex is a very spiritual thing for me,but today I’m talking physical so..shut up!

I also know that how my wife looks is not to please me,but her..but I think I have the right to my opinion:)

So when it comes to boobs sure I like them...they are a turn on definitely but once you start touching them it’s a huuuuge difference between real and fake...

Real ones are way softer and therefore more feminine and way bigger turn on,but of course I don’t mind fake ones too.

But that’s really irrelevant,because I can’t tel you a story now!

I was at my low sex drive levels at the time this was like a bit less than 20 years ago...I didn’t really felt up for sex..which is super weird for me,but oh well...

I got out on my balcony in Serbia and what do you know..chubby girl that I used to know was passing by my apartment building and saw me standing at the balcony..

She was like..you wanna make some coffee so I stop by?

Heheh...now it this kind of situation it doesn’t matter if I have a low sex drive,if I’m sad,depressed,if someone close to me died and we need to go to the funeral...everything is secondary and a pussy is a must😝😝😝

So I invited her and after maybe twenty minutes,we were naked,but...I couldn’t get hard!

So it’s not uncommon for me to have this problem especially when I don’t know the person but with this girl I talked before,we kissed a couple of times..so we already had some connection,so it was my low sex drive🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

So without thinking I started touching her,se was on top of me and I simply started to go with my hands to feel her boobs,her waste,hips ass,pussy..but once I started to squeeze her fat ass and to slap it a couple of times..what do you know:))))

My dick was about to explode🔥🔥🔥

So I couldn’t get enough of her fat ass cuzz that’s actually the reason why I got back from the dead😂😂😂

We had a really nice and pretty sensual sex,and I still like to remember it:)

So looking a woman and fucking a woman are two different things..and I’m not saying that chubby is not good for looking but I’m saying if you haven’t fucked a chubby woman or basically if you don’t have a dick..you can’t fully understand my point here...

When a fatass woman bends over and you’re about to fuck her..you feel like a king of the fucking Universe!!!

That if...you don’t have a super small dick and you can’t reach through those fat cheeks...so😂😂😂 

Anyways...this was my personal statement on why and how curvy works for me:)))

Hope you liked it if you want to add something to tell please comment and of course...

I love you all😘

The Simulation Theory by Andrija Sandor🤓

Simulation theory 

Hey me lovZ what up😍

So many of you may know that there are a number of very high figures scientists that are claiming that we live in a computer simulation!

The theory was first presented,at least I think so,by a comics writer Philip K. Dick by who’s comics was based Minority Report,Total Recal and probably the idea for Matrix!

So my personal strong evidence is a double slick experiment,a measurement phenomenon and actually the strongest one Tha Law Of Attraction!

These stuff you cen google if you wanna know what is it...but LOA(Law Of Attraction) is to me very strong because...

If we can change our reality by changing our perception,that means we don’t live in an actual reality!

Neo and Trinity were jumping from building to building because they had the awareness that the Matrix is not reality..

So therefore I believe that we can change the way we interact with other people by simply making a strong connection with them in our thoughts!

There are probably many ways to make this connection..by thinking about people,by imagining the conversation with them,but for me the strongest connection between two people is when they have sex:)))

So as some of you may already guessed...yeah I visualize sex between me and other person and of course what’s the best way to visualize sex with someone...

You got it...when you jerk off😌😌😌

My theory is also that I cannot really fully connect with guys even in reality or reality that we think it’s really cuz I never jerk off to guys...

Ao guys,family members,kids are excused from this...

Otherwise,most women (remember not all)I’ve interacted with in any way.... I was probably jerking off to!

So call me crazy but I really believe that after visualizing sex with a woman the chemistry between that woman and me change...to better😊

This maybe why I get along so well with gay guys..cuz I’m pretty sure all of them jerked off to me more than once:))

It is also an opportunity for an experiment we could do😀😀😀

Next time you masturbate to porn or something,imagine me and let’s see first if I can feel the change in our chemistry but you also see if there’s any difference in our relationship😎

Sometimes for some strange reason,jerking off to some women can’t get me to cum..and then I feel really bad as a man:-/

99% of a time I don’t get along with those women,coincidence or not..who knows🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

Anyway this is my way of connecting The Simulation Theory,Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and Antimatter with jerking off..cuz that’s who I am😂😘❤️

Have a lovely week friendZ🙏🏽❣️💋 

Cuz I got issues🤓

Heya me lovZ,howz everything:))

Today I wanna write about one of many issues that I possess..and it’s about my look...

So as promised I’ll try to keep it shorter..so for veeeeeryyy long time now I was wearing clothes that I was buying in basically supermarkets...

Seriously,people from Sweden can tell you what’s Ica Maxi...that’s where I was buying stuff I wore and ofc sport stuff too....

Even when I was working in a restaurant and my wife finally got an office job my colleague a cook lady told me that I need to change my style because I will embarrass Anna:)))

But why was this?

Well it’s because I felt ugly so I figured there’s no point of spending money on something expensive if you’re already ugly as three monkeys...

So before I thought that the only way for me to get any pussy is to try to charm a woman cuz if I start playing a good look card,most likely I’ll end up jerking off...

So,nowadays I don’t think that way.

I don’t believe I’m Brad Pitt or something but I believe there are certain women that would actually like to fuck me.

So this is actually crucial..I don’t feel way more pretty but definitely more fuckable.

Which is why I still think that the worst thing you can say to a woman is,I would never fuck you.

So these issues and bad self esteem I wasn’t born with..I got them...guess who I got it from????

Yeah exactly..from my favorite people in this world..people with vaginas:)

Do you know how difficult is for a young boy to accept he’s ugly and that no woman would ever want to have anything to do with him...it ain’t easy!

Women are still my favorite people and I’ll dedicate my life loving them,protecting them and giving them support to feel free,but at the same time women are responsible for my zero self confidence...

Countless times I’ve been told I’m ugly and disgusting and that my muscles are making them wanna throw up,and how they feel sorry for me..

We’re talking about age of 9-10 up to maybe twenty’s...

So this thing stays....for good!

Luckily there are a lot of women who actually helped me change that...women who were not shy to tell me I look good and also kind enough to tell me that they would actually love to fuck me..which before was only coming from gay guys...and it still does😂😂😂

And don’t get me wrong it’s a compliment absolutely but it’s like getting a compliment from a kid...it’s sweet but It’s not really reaching you same way as if it was a woman:)

So after soooo many years I kinda started to believe I’m fuckable,and that’s exactly when I got the urge yo wear something nicer than training clothes and sweat shirts buy 5 pay 3:-/

That’s why I get so sad and pissed at the same time when I tell a woman..send me a sexy photo of you...it doesn’t mean tits n’ ass..sure that can be too..but sexy look in the eyes...no way...

Why,no way..because I’m not sexy,they say...

And btw...we’re talking some seriously hot women saying that...and why?

Because some women hater or people hater convinced them that they are garbage..and stupidity they believe them...just like I did.

Now some of you will be like...wasn’t it enough that your wife told your you’re hot and stuff..no it wasn’t!

My wife loves me,she was falling in love for very long time with me,so I was explaining that she fell in love with me as a person and therefore she finds me hot too...

So remember you are cute,you are amazing you are beautiful is one thing...you are hot and would die to fuck you is a whole different thing!

Make sure you give people both😘

And make sure you have an amazing weekend❤️❤️❤️

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The locker room story🕵️‍♀️

Hey guys...

You know I can avoid this subject regardless of the fact that I’m not gay..when you’re in a locker room or shower room at a gym,and you see naked guys you can’t help noticing their dicks...

I mean,doesn’t matter how much I don’t want to see that,somehow whenever a dude passes by me naked I notice his dick...fuck me if I know why😂😂😂

Ok so for starters,not all black guys have big dicks,ok..this stereotype is simply not true...

Although you can rarely see a black guy with very small dick so from that point yeah,sure...but there are many of them with completely normal size..

Also it’s very common nowadays for guys to trim or shave their pubes and balls which I believe before was a total nono...

I remember because back when I came to Sweden way more people were looking at me funny because I shaved my balls and trimmed my pubes forever..now...everybody do it...

Probably one of the weirdest kind are hanging-balls guys...

Now usually this type are middle aged Swedish guys..that very often sit on a bench after a shower and talk on a phone...

I swear to God their balls almost reaches the floor😂😂😂

Looks a bit funny cuz usually their cocks almost never follow the length of those hanging sacks but who am I to judge:)))

In this situations honestly I always think about my wife cuz she finds balls more important than a dick alone...well,don’t have a clue why she’s with me then😊😊😊

The saddest kind are micro-dicks...

So I know some people say that size doesn’t matter and I can believe that,but these dudes..I don’t know...

Usually when they’re that small they almost always have this fatty pubic area don’t know why...

Like on a girl having a bit fat over there is a turn on..cuz her pussy looks more delicious but for guys.....it makes their dicks look even small so...oh well,maybe they’re rich and have a great personality:)

To make this as fair as possible let’s move something out of the way...I’m 19 and my balls don’t hang too much...

Now before you start measuring 19cm let me point out something...I’m 122kg guy...

My cock would look way mightier on a skinny dude and that sucks but...I guess that’s one muscle I couldn’t bulk😛

Ok...further away we go..and here we are stopping by at tall dudes...

Now most of them have generally bigger cocks,which is pretty normal right...

My wife again is also very much into tall guys and again don’t know why she’s with me...and she always says when we see a tall guy”he’s probably got a big cock”

So I think the worst disappointment is when a tall guy has a small cock...

That’s,I believe,worse than even being black and small...so not fair but hey,that’s the cruel world we live in:)))

Finally..I left this kind to be the last one...the surprise guy...

These guys are average body size not rarely even smaller,with some silly posture...

They almost never have muscles,and almost always look nerdy or insecure..and they they take their towels off...

Boom...a fuckin killing machine🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Like,they’re not even hard and their pythons are almost reaching their knees...

I saw a couple of them...shit,like...respect!!!

After them I feel insecure to even take a piss and look at my pitiness😂😂😂

Oh well...I need to share this knowledge of mine with you so..hope you enjoyed it😁😁😁😁

Have a great day lovZ❤️

The WHORE part 2

So a recent friend told me she was married to a guy at the age of 18,he was very young too,they had a baby and after a while realized it’s not working and they divorced...

Problem..among other cuz you know by now that all my stories always somehow comes down to sex:)

So she said that he vas never an initiator of it an always avoiding it...

Why?

My opinion...because none of them was slutting around around before!!!

Both of them have had a zero experience in sex and yet they entered  a holly matrimony...

It’s not a secret that when you fuck a person for the first time you are super horny...

That thing last for a little bit and simply decreases with time...

If you fuck more than one person,but rather have an activ sexual life with changing partners every now and then..you know that this thing is perfectly normal...

You also know that a person can be super-mega hot...sooner or later you gonna get less passionate about fucking that person...

This is how you realize that a relationship is more about spiritual connections rather than just physical...

Now...this is a very great point in life when you understand this and then ask yourself..do you really want to be in a relationship or you simply cannot deal with anything that’s not super horny every time....

Because it’s fine for whatever you decide..

But I really don’t believe you can decide this at the age of 18 when you haven’t experienced anything...

You don’t need to be a relationship type of person..you can be whoever you want to be..

Better than being trapped by society’s standards and have a relationship and fuck up your life and a life of that other person...

This is why it’s really important for both genders to feel free to explore sex,others bodies,gay sex,whatever comes in your mind,especially after puberty,when you feel like fucking 24/7

So this is why we need to change the meaning of the word WHORE or SLUT...

Some people like apples some like oranges..none of them is better or worse...it’s a matter of nature...

Same goes for slutty people and girls or guys that don’t want to have so much sex...it’s not describing their values but simply their type of sexuality...

Have an amazing week lovZ❤️