The Imitation Game

Hey biatches...how's shit...hangover from Friday huh:))))

I'm a bit hangover from all the sweets I'm eating today..cuz yeah..it's my eating day:))))

However I wanted to write a bit about the movie my wife and I was watching last night..The Imitation Game...

I have to say ...wooow...whatta movie...I mean...the whole deal...

The story...fuck me, it's for real...it's based on a true story..holy shit!!!

Direction,act..the whole package..fuckin amazing...

When it was over I went like...how better can be that one the theory of everything since they got the Oscar...cuz this one is a total winner in my book..

The movie explains how fucking retarded animals are we humans...to make a genius who was responsible for saving a 14 millions of lifes feel like a total freak and to finally take away his own life....

When I see those kind of stuff I truly believe that we don't deserve this worl we live in and that we should all fuckin die!!!

We can all pretend we're so civilized and open for differences among us but the truth to the matter is...everything that is not the way we are or the way we think it's right or simply that we can understand...is fuckin wrong..and we gonna make sure we exterminate it so it doesn't interfere in our "perfect" lifes!!!

He was gay and he was convicted for that and forced by his own government and people he saved to take a hormonal therapy that fucked him up for good...

Now we're having a law...at least in these non-retarded countries...that gays are equal and shit...but that is basically just the first step...that law is just allowing a judge to sentence a person that was mobbing gays...

But the ultimate goal is to change people's thinking about it...not by force but by simple logical thinking...

Now I know that i have been writing alot about gay people so u might think I have some special place in my heart for them..but no I don't actually...

If not I would suppose to hate them more than an average..cuz they obviously have a thing for me...like I have the feeling that any gay man would fuck me...and sometimes that can be too much but even so I say...u can't treat any group of people differently just cuz u think they are not normal or stuff...

All the gay people I've met had this thing for turn straight people into becoming gay...you know why is that...cuz they wanna feel more normal...like that's sending a message...we are all gay..

But my question is why all those people feel the need to prove themselves to be normal...u know why....

Cuzz their retarded environment treat them as NOT normal and I'm talking about Sweden,Britain,USA,Canada let alone some idiotic country....

I wrote about that cocksucker who told me I'm not welcome in my gym cuz I use steroids...same shit only in this case I don't even have the law to protect me...

If I stop a guy from beating up a woman in subway by making a hole in his forehead with my first police will come and u know what they'd say...

They would say...ok great...u saved this woman and all but u look too big...u need to come with us so we can test u on steroids ...and this I fuckin know!

So until we r all open for having differences between us,we can be civilized...and this is not about,gay or black people,drug users or any group this is about EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!!!

My first suggestion for realization of this would be..destroy all countries and religions and everything that divides people from one another!

Thank you and have a nice weekend!

No sense of humor..a recipe for a disaster!!!

Hello everybodey...what's going on..weekend...right???

Lately I got some feedback about my writing that i'm very aggressive....I sound violent u say and my opinions are always very strong....

Well u r right..to some point...my opinions  about shit are very strong..especially about some ridiculous stuff that we could change in a millisecond and improve our standards of living...

There's also this thing some people call humor and entertainment..it's when you talk to hard about something,or too raw and stuff...in order to be interesting for others...

Now I know that no one has his A game all the time..and alot of jokes can be lame...but r they offensive...

Well...you know what kind of people find jokes offensive...a kind of people who take guns,occupy some magazine's headquarters and start killing journalists cuz they have been writing jokes about  stuff they shouldn't be joking about...

So every time u find yourself offended about someone's jokes be certain that u're same as those fucking terrorists...conservative,not humble and not civilized...

Yeah,yeah...you can not take a joke from everyone...sure...I mean...I can...but I'll also make sure u can bare my jokes too...which is quite tough...I may say....

I remember a guy giving me a joke about bodybuilders...he was like...is it true that all bodybuilders have small cock?😊😊

I went...well send your daughter at my apartment for a couple of hours,she'll tell you all about it...

Oh,yeah...he said..well I don't find that funny what you just said...

Hehehe...but I do...morherfucker😂😂😂

I love when people talk shit about me...that explains me that they would like to joke with me...the only problem is...that u joke your way and I do it my way...

I don't tell you how should u joke with me but you definitely won't tell me how should I do it with you or anyone else...

My point is...whether we gonna just simply joke with each other or we will simply stop joking permanently because we wanna keep sucking each other's dick....

People think that they gonna feel uncomfortable when I ask them...how many times u jerk off per week...but what they don't realize is that the most uncomfortable moments I had was when ...tex... I asked people who are married for like...ever,with kids...simple question such as...do you love your wife..do you love your husband...

That awkwardness is actually so fuckin sad...and how in the world should I expect than from that person to take jokes about other shit....

Mark my words...once we were all fun to hang out with but then...we start living our lives by the standards that others have made...

Wink,wink;)))

iPhone 6 plus review

Hey you people..whazz up..preparing for the weekend huh...good....me too:)

Today I was thinking of skipping all tha heavy talk and tell you what I think of my new IPhone plus...da big boy:))

Well firstly I wanna say that taking a new phone was my wife's idea...she figured that I've payed out my old on, so it wouldn't make any difference in monthly costs and so I said screw it,let's do it..

At first the bigger version was out of the question...it's too big,it's like you're using your iPad as a phone...blah,blah....

I've tried the small one first just holding it in my hand and see what's the difference is it good,is it too heavy,too light and shit...

It was ok...nothing crazy..it reminded me on iPhone three only a bit bigger...

So at that point I kinda knew tht it's gonna be tge small one...but...

This guy came to our restaurant and we start talking about the subject and he went...wait what do you mean plus version is too big..I have it...it's not...

He took the phone out of his pocket,gave it to me...and said come on your hands are way bigger than mine you should be even more comfortable of using it...

And the other thing he said made alot of sense...he said...come on Andrija all Samsungs and LGs are pretty similar size and people are using them no problem...

Well he's got a point definitely...my father in law have some big Samsung and he doesn't complain about it...

So I thought whatta fuk... let's do what I want Nd not what others told me too...

And once again...I was right...

I remember before,we were about to buy some good TV cuz my wife was just about to have her first foot surgery and she supposed to spend a lot of time with TV...so we were like...WE NEED A GOOD TV...

And there we go..again those fuckin people...no...you have a small apartment u don't need a big tv you won't be able to watch the movies and stuff it's too much..u're losing the impression..blah,blah,shit,crap...

Boom we too almost the biggest one they had and guess what it's fuckin awesome...

So to all of you who are thinking of buying stuff like a phone,a car,a house an apartment what ever....

Bigger is better!!!!

Fuck those people who are saying i's too big it's too big...they are shit..fuck them...

U know who wants a small car...an idiot who can't even walk properly let alone to drive a car...

You know what kind of girls don't like a big cock... lesbians😂😂😂😂

Don't listen to them iPhone plus is awesome not that small one is bad I'm just saying that the big one..is not too big...

Peace out✌️

Psychoanalysis...to fall in love with you again😶❤️😃

I Hey guys...how r u...me,I'm good...as usual....same old;)

Recently I've listened this guy's video blog where he was talking about his secret that was always like....there or around but it was never enough to bring it up to his parents..

Long story short this guy was sexually molested by his uncle...

Only once tho but....he immediately rapported that to his parents and they told him that they gonna take care of it but that he should never mention it to anyone especially to his grandmother cuz she would like... die...

Nothing happened so the guy..well a kid at the age of 11 felt unprotected and every time he would hear his uncle's voice downstairs at his grandmother's part of a house, he would hide himself in a closet:(((

He's describing himself as a kid that looked alot like a girl..he was skinny,loved metallica so his hair was long so in his head that was his fault...his uncle was molesting him cuz he looked like a girl...

The guy later on becomes a heavy heroine addict and also almost 300lbs bodybuilder...

He is certain that his addiction comes partially from holding that secret inside of him all his life and also the need to become a huge was totally from that feeling of being weak and unprotected...

It was so painful that he decided to bring this up to his mom nowadays when he's like 40!!!

And the stupid part in all was that when he asked his mom...like...does she remembers that she said yes of course...

He went..why in the world didn't your do something about it...and she went like...honey,we did...we actually told your story to your grandma right away and she almost stabbed him,threatened him she's gonna kill him if he lay his hands on you ever again...

But....he never knew that...so there you go....all that hate,fear,rage and who knows what,over an event that happened like almost thirty years ago...

The story alone is so fucked up I don't even know what to think of it but at least it proves one of a few things I positive about and that is...

None of us was born a murderer or a scientist..we simply become that later on...

So if you have something that haunts you from since like ever...think about it..what made you become tht way....

You have a bad relationship with food...what made you have it..

You think that all women are dirty sluts...there's a reason why you feel that....

What...too tough of course but that's the whole point of it...to solve your problems from the very beginning....

I was writing about my becoming a macho and tough badass and shit...hell look at me...u think I started my bodybuilding accidentally at the age of 12-13...

No...my father died at exactly the same time...so of course...u're a kid now livening with your mom and sister...the only figure in your life that for you was the ultimate protector died...and u definitely feel all that pressure on your shoulders...

Now it's you little buddy...u need to be able to protect your family...stop being a kid cuz it's time for you to become a man..regardless of what you feel,what you want and what's appropriate to your age...

For fuck sake I used to work as a security guard at that same age...so sick...

So there your go..even now I have a problem sometime to show my emotional side...just because I was brought up in the world where that was for pussies...

But the good thing in all this sickness is that I finally approached this thing bravely and also a good part is that I've spent alot of my free time totally alone.

You know that feeling when you are afraid to be alone for too long...I know now why...it's because loneliness doesn't ask any questions but it gives a shit loads of answers...and usually the ones w're having a hard time to handle and accept...

So...take it from me...

Start making friends..with yourself...cuz it's amazing when you start loving that person again❤️

Sweden VS Serbia from an average man's point of view...

Hey everyone...here I am again writing shit and here you are even crazier for reading it:)))

Recently I was at the gym and when I took my shoes off I saw a hole in my shoe soles...

Everyone who knows me knows how much I dislike to give money for clothes...but fuck it..righ..

Tomorrow morning I left our apartment a bit earlier,went to a store,found a pair of good shoes,bought them and it was the end of my problems:)))

Went home later that night and showed my shoes to my wife,she liked em..blah,blah..and I said...well..it feels good...

She was like...what,walking in new shoes?

I was like...yeah,that too but the part that I enjoy the most is the fact that I bought them as soon as I realized that the old pair was too old and didn't had to start saving money for next three months in order to buy the new ones...

Her eyes were like she was about to start crying..shit,she was born in Sweden and she never had any similar problems but I was more like...feeling cozy and warm,appreciating my new life...

Two days after I was talking to my mother who of course still live in Serbia,telling my how her water boiler broke down and  she had to pay for a repair I don't know like...20 euros or something...

Of course I go like..,do u need money now?

And than boom...a wake up call...a quick  reminder that almost all the people from my life are still living that life I used to be a part of before...

My family and my friends are really like..mega nice when it comes to not treating me as a cash machine whenever we meet or talk on the phone...

But my mom goes...no I don't need any money but of you can buy me again one pair of shoes cuz the old ones u sent me are totally dead...

Now...don't get me wrong here I know that those problems are shit comparing to problems people from Africa are having with their kids dying from fuckin diarrhea....but what differes Africa and Serbia is that Africa never had any form of a real democracy,economic system and shit...and Serbia....

Serbia or old Yugoslavia was an awesome place to live in...we used to have everything we wanted and even more...everybody liked us..we were fiends with the world and now this shit...

My mom is a fuckin professor and she used to work all her life as a journalist and now she doesn't have enough to buy shoes...

Compare...just for a second her and people who live in a developed countries with a similar profile,age and education...they live amazing lifes...While my mother is struggling for some basic things...

The reason why I really like to talk shit about Serbia specially to serbs is because I don't like the idea of people I love live such a reduced way of living...

Fuck that...not everyone are retards there...there are ALOT of people there who are pro Europe and pro free life for that matter...and those people are suffering because there are also ALOT of those who still want to make friends with Russia or North Korea or who knows what other idiotic country...

I am a simple man with simple needs...I don't know if the Big Bang was a real event or not..nor the way to put a man on Mars...

But I know for a fact that Sweden and other developed countries are at least a hundred years FROM an actual civilization,and I'm even more sure that Serbia is at least a hundred years from Swedish way of living so...

All of you from Serbia,Turkey,Irak,Morocco,South America and all other similar countries...that think you need a protection form the western world I have a message for you...

Go fuck yourselves morherfuckers...u're so stupid u don't deserve the air u breathe...

When there was a NATO bombing in Serbia soon after the beginning of it...when I saw how serbian government treat their own people with sending them to fight a ridiculously stronger opponent just so they can make a point... I said something which still holds me for sure..,

I said...if NATO forces enter Serbia with their land troops I'll be the first one to surrender but not to go to some camp and wait for the war is over..,no,no,no... I would say to those NATO soldiers...guys...u give me a weapon and who ever shoots at you is my enemy too so I'll fuckin shoot him back...

With this statement I consider myself a greatest patriot ever cuz in my mind I would be fighting for a protection of normal serbs,smart ones and ones that understands that serbia needs to integrate in the world!

To all of you who got pissed over this text.. SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!

Thank you!

Rättvisa only in Sweden

Hello u all...this country..this people...man:)))))

Rättvisa...a swedish word which meaning I'm still discovering while living here...

In translation means FAIR or RIGHTFUL....but it really means so much more...

 I remember when I was saving money for my competition and I worked with a couple of serbs in some fruit storage...

We were packing all different kinds of fruits in some nice baskets which they were later selling to different companies around the city..

So I needed to learn basic stuff,some marks for organic fruits,for regular fruits,and there were also this bananas named "rättvis bananer"...

This fuckin swedish people...can they be more nice...I asked myself....

Those Rättvis bananas are guaranteed from an fair environment..so no children were exploited for them to produce,people who worked on those fields were treated humanly and stuff...and these bananas are like double of the regular bananas price...

But even so...we had a shit loads of orders for these bananas cuz people here simply don't want to participate in something they don't agree with even if that's gonna cost them more money...

The funny story tho is related to those serbs I worked with...they were working there for a couple of years already so they knew stuff..so I asked them..hey,what are these rättvis bananas...and the guy goes...

Well normal bananas are picked by those black people in Africa and their bosses are yelling at them and beating them up and shit...and rättvis bosses go like...dear sir...would you be so kind to climb on that tree and pick some bananas for us,if it's not too much trouble for you😂😂😂

I fuckin cried my eyes out...a fairtrade explained in two words...only in Serbia:)))))

However I work for my father in law so there's no rättvis of any kind here:))))

Nooo,I'm not complaining but for example we don't have a lunch break so whenever there's work to do we postpone our means or sometimes even skip..

Well not me,but I eat while cooking food and sometimes I choke a bit but again...no complains here..

So earlier today I was sitting in our restaurant's dinning room,eating my meal when this lady came in and sat just to wait for her friend or something...

She was listening the conversation between me and one of our drunk guest who was asking me where I come from and stuff even tho he's coming there for like ever asking me same shit over and over again but I'm ok with it...and of course I spoke English:)

The lady got up,came by the bar and ordered a drink and some food from a bartender...

I spontaneously got up,picked up my plate and wanted to go in the kitchen to start with her food but...she stopped me...

She switched in English and said...I would like to have my food when you eat yours first!

I was like..giving her a smile and said..no,no it's fine..and made a step towards kitchen and she goes...if you interrupt your meal I'm going to leave..u work here, now you eat and u deserve to eat in peace...and I am not going to be the reason for you to do stop that😳😳😳

I was like oh my fuckin God😊😊😊

Well as I wrote...only in Sweden❤️❤️❤️

Essential and non essential

Yo,yo,yo...you guys...how r u:))))

Ok...I would like to tell you a bit about my new way of eating since I been writing tht article about protein powder so alot of you asked me if I am on a diet...

We...I am and i'm not....

Diet..in my book means that u measure those four drops of milk in your coffee let alone other stuff u eat...

So diet to me is precisely planned food intake day in day out...period!

All this other stuff we do are like...spesific way of eating not an actual diet...

You're keeping away from carbs,u've increased your total protein intake,you're bringing your fats under 30g a day...

All these stuff are fine,but they are not a diet...actually they are if you compare yourself with those "i eat what and when  i feel like it" kind of people...

So my food is pretty much based on high protein intake,moderate fat and very low carbs...

The reason dor this is ok...losing weight too but it's more like an experiment on my body cuz I've find out a few stuff about it...

I am specifically sensitive to carbs...and I'm not talking about sugar and stuff I'm talking rice,potatoes,breads,beans,grits,oats...allthose  GOOD CARBS...as they call thm..

And I couldn't agree more that they are a good carbs but for me that's not so simple....

Goal of any specific food program is to maintain sugar levels steady...maybe around a weight training u can have some sugar spike,just to replenish your glycogen but for the most part u need to have a constant blood sugar and therefore you'll have also a low or at least moderate insulin levels which will bring you to a leaner look...

Now some people can have like an amazing amounts of carbs even some sugars without huge insulin spike and other,such as me will have extremely high blood sugar levels even after egg whites and oatmeal which supposed to be a "safe" way of eating..

So what should you do...you should personalize your each meal and therefore your diet overall....

Some people will feel like they are dying when they don't eat carbs...I don't my body functions totally fine without them...

Now if you look at it...most likely that we all can stop eating carbs...now I'm not suggesting this of course not but if u ever read about nutrition...they all agree about one thing carbs are ENERGY and protein and fat are food!!!

Think about this for a second....u've heard about the essential nutrients right...well it's like this..u have an essential fats and essential amino acids(which are basically proteins broken down to a smaller particles) and essential carbs simply don't exist...

There's no such thing as an essential carbs so that explains us tht we can live life and be healthy without them...

However without proteins and fats...sure we may survive but we're definitely won't be super healthy...not to mention the fact tht we won't be living to our fully potential muscle recovery wise and physical performance overall...

This is also one of my strongest arguments why people shouldn't be a vegetarians..

Cuz animal protein contains some essential amino acids that can not be found in any other foods...But of course u can survive without it...

Never the less....I want to say that I feel pretty fuckin awesome without eating any heavy carbs six days a week...I feel energized I lift pretty heavy and on top of that I lost like 10kg in a meanwhile:)))

Ok...I did like a shit loads of cardio but cardio I did always...regardless whether I'm bulking or dieting...and there's also the fact that I weighed like 126-127kg and I was around 20%fat so going down 10kg from that point is not some miracle:))))

So to all of you who are experiencing a hunger like..one hour after you have been eating a solid meal,or a constant craving for sweets..u might take this my way of eating in consideration cuz it definitely gives u alot of benefits...

Have a nice weekend,friends😘

 

Love And Respect

Hey everybody...still there?😬❤️

Today I'm finally allowed to write about my wife's new episode in life and tht is...a job change...

She used to work at her present job for like five years and it was fun..as she says at least...and sure she upgraded her position in that company quite alot but...

The job alone is alot about traveling within Sweden alot...like..she would be on the road like two to sometimes four days a week and it started to be too much...

So she started with sending her CV around just to see wht kind of a response she can get and actually it was quite encouraging I gotta say..so that was good..

The only thing that seamed a bit scary was the fact that until now she had a salary like the same number at the end of each month...

In all these other job offers she would have to earn her provision if she wants something over that ground amount which is deliberately quite low... 

So people ask me..how do you feel about that all...

Well here it is....I don't know what the future brings and I know tht nothing is safe in this world...

However I know a few things for a fact...I know that I love my wife and she loves me...I know that this concept of sharing our lives with each other means exactly that...life is not always peachy and beautiful...sometimes it gets hard...and most will just turn their backs on you...accept...people who really love you!

I don't own my wife I enjoy her company and if she feels she came on a crossroad in her life...what should I suppose to do...tell her that...hey maybe you should wait for a while or maybe we shouldn't take that risk...sure...but then I would have to ignore the fact that she is not happy where she is right now...and ignoring that would make me a real fuckin asshole!

Sure I can give her my opinion and point of view but she always need to know that  I am with her all the way...no matter what!

If it happens that we hit into a wall and decrease our income so fuckin what..we'll survive we had survived before ...we'll survive this one too...together!

I love my wife...i love everything about her and know that she needs me as her support specially in times like this...

I also know that the only way to love and to be loved is to be free,so how can she be free if i put my own boundaries on her decisions...no,fuck tht!

She can decide whatever she thinks it's right and I'm gonna salute tht...not because I can see the future but because I believe in her!

Congratulations honey...nicely done...relax,be yourself and it will work...it always did!!!❤️❤️❤️

Getting stronger every fuckin day❤️💪🙏

Optimum Nutrition Platinum Hydro Whey Review

Heya everybody...hope u're awesome and...shit😜

So u might assume what I'm gonna write about today so let's not waste time...

Since I'm on really low carbs now days isolated protein is pretty much my only option after workout if I don't want to eat food right away...which is fine by me..but I simply don't have enough time for tht meal to happen so...

Oki...so to begin with..until recently I had this zero whey isolate from scitech nutrition...

Very clean protein...like everything except proteins is pretty much on zero...really awesome in thr way,however it's very difficult to make a protein powder tht is that clean and that it tastes something at the same time...

I don't know if you know this but that whey protein is a waist in dairy industry...and they used to throw it away...and beside it's amazing properties for anyone let alone for an active person...at tht basic state whey protein is bitter...

So wht they try to do after is..they try to put in some flavor to it so it's more bearable to drink it as a shake 

And that's where my point is at it's peak...everybody are buying same product from the beginning but not everyone can make a delicious tasting protein powder out of it...

Tht's why I never buy some no name brand simply cuz I know for a fact that those guys who's responsibility is an artificial taste are like...very educated and very pricey to have as a part of your team  so no shitty brands that nobody has  heard of...

But...if you have read this before..one of my favorite brands is scitech but...

Well not this time...zero whey strawberry taste like a fuckin punishment:)))

God,it's disgusting...but again...with that kind of nutritional facts u can't expect miracles,really...

So this time I went for my old favorite brand optimum nutrition or just "ON" and took this hydrolysed whey isolate cuz again...I need low carb one...

This one is not like zero,zero,zero of everything but it's like..pretty low,pretty clean and the fact that it's HYDROLYSED makes it more digestible and therefore the body usage of it is higher...

Now it also might be a matter of a taste choice cuzz this time i took a chocolate taste cuz if u give it a thought...

Basic tastes are..chocolate,vanilla and strawberry...which one of them is more likely gonna still taste ok with a bit bitterness...

You got it...no vanilla or strawberry is gonna taste any good with a bitter aftertaste...only chocolate!

So,today after a finished my chest n' arms I've put some water in my shaker on top of 90g of hydro whey and it was fine....

Now make no mistakes "fine" is not a "fuckin delicious "...fine is bearable,pretty easy to put in,without gagging every fuckin time u need to swallow it..so it's fine..which in this case is great...

Now one container of 2,2kg is pretty pricey compared to other whey protein products but..first of all I know tht 10€ more or less won't make me a billionaire or a homeless so fuck it..byt I also need to thank this guy I know from the store,who is always giving me a great discounts for no reason other than that he's just a really nice guy...so...thanks🙏

Okay biatches...thanks for...everything🙏✌️❤️

Andrew McInnes's doping testimony..

Haya friends wazz up...Friday..and u're gettin ready to get waisted tonight...yeah,yeah...good for you:)))

There's this guy from the MMA world,a fighter Andrew McInnes..that gave an interview for some magazine about steroids in his sport:)))

Basically what he said was tht EVERYBODY are on tht stuff in MMA...

He explained how those athletes almost don't really have much of a choice cuzz their sponsors and others are all over thm to just fight,fight,fight...non stop...

And that kind of recovery from heavy matches and injuries is literally not possible with a performance enhancing drugs or doping or steroids...call thm what u want...

I just know tht this fact is gonna crash  alot of people's dreams of some imaginary perfect society where athletes don't take drugs,politicians don't take cocaine and don't fuck barely legal or illegal prostitutes but sorry people this world ain't pretty...at least not in tht way...

This guy Bob Sapp is like 2m tall and 190kg heavy...how the fuck would anyone believe tht this guy is natural...or even others that are not that humongous...I mean...in which universe u live...

But my point is not tht they are using it...I'm more about how I feel about it...

The sentence I really like is..."steroids will not make u something you're not"!

Let me ask u a question...do u...averige dude,a girl...whatev....really think that if you take steroids u'll become an MMA fighter?

U might try...sure but just untill that first time u get that beautiful taste of blood in your mouth and you realize your nose is broken and you swallowing your blood...or when you're too afraid to breathe in cuzz the unbearable pain you get from those broken ribs....

That's right bitches...steroids won't give  you a heart of a worrier ready to die in tht ring for that throne you were dreaming of all your life!

The thing tht ordinary people can't get is tht...sport is a game for you...for proffesional athletes it's their world and they r ready to do whatever it takes to be better and get where they need to be...

These people are not like u...they are different,they were born with a certain instincts that averige people can't see,feel or understand...these people are animals...

And nobody can take tht away from them...and if you ask me...taking tht option from them is a crime!

What..it's dangerous???

...how formula1 isn't...how's driving a motorcycle over 350km/h not dangerous and what they do is who ever is risking more to take that turn in fastest possible speed wins....

It's tht simple what do u think they get scared before the race like...omg..am I gonna survive this...no...that's what I would think...he's thinking fuck it...if today is the day I wanna die doing shit I fuckin love...

And what..you should just make some rule or some law and simply forbid it?

It's a fuckin crime...trust me!

It's not fair...some people don't use that stuff...

Of course!!!

..that's why you should always have a natural and a professional division....and then,if someone from the naturals get caught using tht stuff...THAN u may say...it's not fair...

All in all...

"You gotta be who you are in this world"

Celebrity Attack😀😀😀

Hey you guys...how's life...well I don't accept any answers other than EXCELLENT😜

When it comes to celebrities like...any celebrities..swedish,serbian,hollywood to me it's all the same..I don't see them as celebrities but rather as...people:)))

Of course I don't disrespect their success and stuff,but I honestly believe tht treating them diferently cuz they're famous is actually disrespectful to them...

Just a small number of celebrities I've seen or met in my life seamed actually just as nice people..that's all..

Tex...in my old gym I used to train at the same time as one of the most famous tv figures in sweden...that now is retired but at that time he was constantly on tv.

Coincidentally I've spoken to him and his personal trainer once..and from then he always used to say hello an stuff...

At the time I had no fuckin idea who tht guy was...we used to shower at the same time,I've seen his junk like million times...weird right:)))

Untill one day I haven reckognized him on tv...ask my wife..hey,what's this guy from the gym is doing here..

She goes like...he's not the guy from the gym u idiot..he's like super famous 😠

I was like..shit..man...only in sweden..that's why I love this place so much..cuzz can u ever imagine like david letterman taking a shower with so e random morons at the gym:)))

He probably doesn't even go to those..normal people places...like whenever he would like to train...he would rent a gym or buy one so he can be all alone there:))))

So a year agoor two maybe I don't know...a guy who used to work as PT in my gym introduced me to this guy..

A blond,very good looking guy...he was his client at time and stuff...

So after that...there was no chance for tht guy to pass by me without saying hello,what's up man...you look big and stuff...always!!!

Of course a moron such as me..is totally clueless when it comes to..well...life:)))

After some time...I realized tht there are his pictures all over some stores in tge city since he was their poster child and also a singer and like a judge in swedish idol and stuff...

Don't wanna give any names simply cuzz I belive tht one should first ask for the permission from the person tht would like to write anything so...but,alot of you from sweden are pretty aware who this guy is:))))

Niw since I'm losing my point here...I think....I wanna emphasize that how these popular,successful and rich folks  are behaving so kindly and some fuckin nobodies are acting like they're fuckin Obamas or stuff....

And how nice these people are...is even more visable in my "celebrity attack story":)))

So the blond guy and his friend and his girlfriend are working out the other day same time I did..again that guy...like give me a nicest smile ever,saying hello and stuff...just normal stuff...

After that I go into this smaller room where I usually perform my wooden stick twists for my abdominals...

Basically what I do is I wave with that long wooden stick stucked behind my neck:)))

I'm doing this and the three of them entering same room and try to pass by me and do their business...

And then...me in a my fuckin nut shell...when the girl tried to pass by me...my fuckin stick snaps like a toothpick in two pieces and I'd menage to slap that poor girl on her thighs or knees who knows😂😂😂

Immediately I go like...I am so very sorry 😱😱😱

And she goes like...oh no,it's fine 😊

Omg...I thought what the fuck is fine...I just hit you with a stick..u should be  mad or start threatening of suing me and shit..but no..she was just..well sweet...while I was..not😃😃😃

Of course I wasn't a surprise...she happens to be even more popular than him...like the most famous girl singer  here..so..yeah...nice job Andrija...show them what you're made of🙈🙈🙈

So...I just wanted to share that with you...like my ability to break the ice 😂😂😂likke I literally do that...with a stick!!!!

Thank you swedish celebrities for having an understanding for a disturbed person and even being super nice to them...

Have nice day❤️❤️❤️

East vs West...

Heya...wazz up😁😁😁

Today as every other day I was arguing with my friend from serbia about this eternal topic..east vs.west...who's stronger,smarter,humane..and shit..

And I gave it a thought and realized that I have a good example in my family where I can prove my point:))))

I have these two uncles...mom's brother and mom's cousin..well I don't know is the second one my uncle or my cousin but fuck it...

Two of them were very different from the early days...my uncle was very good in school and the cousin was..not so much

So the uncle end up being a doctor-neuropsychiatric and the cousin was a car mechanic...

Both of them grew up in families that were working families  and both had a pretty good living...

But when the dark time came to serbia...the car mechanic move to USA...first him alone,then took his family and it was a real struggle for him to stand on his feet cuz starting from scratch in amerika,with no education and absolutely not one English word...it was tough...

He was obliged to stay there first 11 or 13 years without an option of visiting serbia even for a week...cuz he desperately needed an us citizenship...

As soon as he established some sort of life,job,school for kids..he got into a messy devorce with his wife,his sister died and there was a big law suit as well so he ended up being alone again and with totally money saved..so he needed once again to start from the bottom...

In a meanwhile my uncle in serbia had a good life..more or less... a worked on a local hospital..great family with two kids..it was the time of his life...but when the things started to get rocky in serbia,and when the cousin left..my uncle stayed...

Then all the wars came and poverty,and destruction and the worse fuckin nightmare u can imagine that me and my generation call..our childhood...so things  got pretty bad...

My uncle was holding on but nobody's made of stone...all that shit around u gets u...his parents died,he started to drink heavily...it was not good...

Now...they are both retired or like gonna be in few months r something...the cousin is fuckin out of his mind...he is building houses in his yard in Serbia,buying cars,preparing everything to move there as soon as he can...

The guy is loaded wth cash..got decent retirement income...and he still haven't sold his big house and couple of cars tht his having in states...

He is driven like a fuckin teenager...

And the doctor in serbia...still living in his small appartment,have like a thirty year old car,but most of the time his riding a bicycle...and I'm not saying he's poor or anything..I mean for serbia he lives a good life and all but he is fuckin a bitter and disappointed man..

He's mad at his country,mad at his people,still drink seriously...just,everything about him seems so fuckin lost,and wrong...

Sometimes I just think about the scenario where he left serbia and went to America...man oh man...nobody knows what would actually be...but I believe that he would be larger than life...

Unfortunately...that's wasn't the case...but on the bright side,him snd his family are healthy,in good relationship and all..but I can't stop blaming fuckin Serbia for his disappointments...

I know tht money is not the key to happiness but I'm not talking about a ferarri money or monte carlo money...I'm talking about decent life money..that people there don't have..put my uncle-doctor and my mom who is a proffesors of russian on one side and a car mechanic from States on the other side...these two wouldn't have enough money in total for their cousin's vehicles let alone all the other things he can afford...

By any standards...tht's not okay..

Thanks🙏❤️✌️

Nudity...

Heya people..good?...good:)))

I'm good..I train,I work,I cook food...eat food and sleep..so.that's me:))))

As some of you may have noticed...I also like to take a picture or two myself..and since I'm naked most of the time spent home...my pictures are nude...

So,I arrange tht in some app so you don't get to see my junk and there we go...

To me..tht sounds pretty normal...but for some people..that was a shock...

Now I don't know why people make such  a big deal out of it but I do know tht it's related to their lack of self esteem...

First of all I show more of me whenever I go to the beach that in those pics but what if I were like completely naked...what would happen then?

Ok,completely naked is not my thing simply because I think It's gay...

It's a guys thing that when we see a nude genitals we forget about anything else...straight men vagina,gay men cock...

But women don't work that way...they are a bit more complicated than us so.. My dick and balls u won't be seeing any time soon...

Ok...what about my wife...

As some of u may know I put on some pics ony fb of my wife's boobs...and people were like..you're fuckin out of  mind letting everyone watching your wife's tits.. 

I go like why??? I happen to see my wife as a beautiful woman...sexy..and stuff,even now when she put on some weight..and I don't see nothing wrong with her being naked around me in front of others...

Now there are times when I don't but that's related to the environment that we're in...

Example...turkey..she takes off her bra and goes in water with an air bed to take some sun while floating in see...

After like ten minutes of floating she lifts her head and see like ten dudes circled around her like in a two meters distance and just watch:)))))😂😂😂

At that point u kinda realize...loke hey..this is not working..not here at least 😀😀😀

But in normal occasions...she's half naked or even all the way naked and we pass by and guy is like..checking on her..that's fine...like,she thinks she's hot and there you go...no harm no foul!!!

No but that's what maybe a celebrity can do not us right...no...that's the whole point of it...u don't need to be a celebrity or rich to be free in that way...you can be free cuzz life is better that way...or whatever the fuck reason u think of...It's you,It's your body...be comfortable with it...

And just for the record I'm not pushin' nobody to get naked or shit..I'm just saying tht if u feel like it,don't let anything stops u

Peace out✌️

One more indicator tht things might get a bit rough...

Heya everybody..this is me..your smart,beautiful and mega sexy friend that will help u understand shit😂😂😂 

What..I'm humble..in a way😎

Ok..recently I've written stuff about how can u reckognize that your man is a taliban when it comes to doing houseworks...

Now I'd like to point out another very fucked up thing tht can fuck up your relationship,marriage and even life...

When you're a kid or young,you're family are your parents and your siblings...and that's sweet...

But with starting of having realationships u basically learning about your future life where your family becomes the person you choose to live with and later your kids...

Why the fuck people can't get this...???

I think that their parents are the ones to blame for...cuz I believe they r the ones who create tht sick relationship between them and their children so their children stay eternally dependent on them...

Now even though their children or...your partners ar not the ones to blame for...I can tell you just one thing...

LIFE IS TOO FUCKIN SHORT FOR THT SHIT!!!!

Leaving smokes is a fuckin mission impossible let alone leaving your parents...

Now shut up for a second I know u don't need to leave your parents like...necer to speak with them again but u need to let go that previous life and start a new one with the person you love...

Now...some of u who know me..know tht I my relationship with my mom is not really the most conventional mother-son relationship and I admit that...

Even so...I told my wife in the very beginning before we even got married...I sai... my mom,my sister,my relatives are people from my life...and even tho I love them all,you..my darling are not obligated to even communicate with them if u don't want to or don't feel like it...

So this was quite relieving for her and for me too..cuzz how dificult is to find that one person that fits u and other way around..and now she needs to fit to your whole fuckin family...fuck tht...tht doesn't exist even in theory...

So whenever u see that your boyfriend tex...still asking and searching for the approval from his dad even though hi himself is basically a grown man...be certain that u too gonna be obliged to suck his father's cock same way he does..😊

So my advice,before u start anything serious is to sit down with your lovie...and analyze step by step...

Now make no mistake..no mona's boy gonna tell you..yeah I still my mother's skirt to hold on so I can feel secure..no it doesn't work tht way...

Now this is what I would do..I'm not saying u should but..whatever...

U wait untill you can clearly get in a situation where t.ex. your boyfriend is undermining your opinion and waiting for his mother's opinion,advice etc...

Well I would even said this right there and then but...u can wait untill u're alone with your boyfriend so you can ask him...

Honey...since my opinion irrelevant to you comparing to you're mother's...I gotta ask you something do you FUCK YOUR MOTHER TOO...do you have that bond from since you were a kid and you couldn't  fall asleep so she jerks you off or something???

Well...u gonna have two outcomes one is that u're start laughing about it,talk about it or anything accept breaking up...cuzz other outcome is..a break up...so..yeah I know it sucks but better now then in five years when you gonna be pregnant second time:))))

Ok..this method might be a bit radical so if you're not into that u simply start talking about moving in another city or even country..u'll see...there's no chance in hell they gonna leave...they are gonna be full of explanations how and why it's not good for you to move...so there you go...case closed..lights out..game over..

Leave..okay,don't try to turn them into something else cuzz first of all that's not fair they are human beings and they have the right to make their own choices..and second..even if you menage to break them..they gonna end up hating you..so it's a catastrophe in any case...

If you are ready to give yourself one hundred percent to someone u deserve nothing less back...

Have a fuckin great weekend my friends 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Oh,just a perfect day😬

Hey friends..

As you may see I'm in the mood to write shit so...what that means I don't know..but it feels good...

Today I'm gonna focus on me😎...and how awesome I am...😂😂😂

No but seriously...I'm gonna try to prove that saying "if there's a will,there's a way"...in my case..it's about bodybuilding but ofc..u can apply it on any other aspects u wanna do 100%...

Last night my good friend asked me in a sms about helping him in the gym today and ofc I said yes... So...

This morning I set the alarm clock on 8:30 but as always I woke up like ten minutes earlier..got up...make some coffee for me and my wifey and hit the train...

In the gym..I met ma man,we did an hour of hard core back n' shoulders session...right after that both of us went to the cardio room and did some tredmill...he went after 20 minutes and I stayed for another 25..so it was 45 minutes of morning,before breakfast cardio...

From there I went home which took me like 40 minutes...there I had my breakfast  a cup of coffee and boom...got out again this time with my gym bag...

In da gym I did legs..heavy and painful for like an hour and 15-20 minutes and directly after tht a treadmill for another 30 minutes...

After that...I took a quick shower and sat on a bus to work..

Now I'm at work,taking a break to write this shit...had a meal as soon as I entered here,than another one,then it's gonna be one more before I go which is gonna be around ten tonight...

As soon as I get home I'm gonna climb on my bicycle and do another cardio session,this time...one hour straight:))))

From there...the last meal of the day..shower...sleep...

If there's a will...there's a way 👊BOOM

Ok...I vacuum,cook food and clean..so what😇

Heya..you guys!!!

My wife posted a picture of me doing some badass vacuuming while she's laying in bed and doing..shit..

Well actually she wasn't doing absolutely nothing..when she had a chance she would poke me in my butt cheek or step on a cable or something...that bitch..right:)))

No..she's my wife and I love her even when she's a complete shit😬

But when I say that I do all these house works..even in sweden...people get suprised...now...I don't know is it because they don't do it...or they're just maybe amazed like those people who gets amazed by a black girl who graduated university...without even being aware how judgmental they are..don' know....😟

However I believe that most cases where guys are not shy about these stuff are in fact guys who came from that kind of eviroment or family if you will...

So I'm not saying it's a rule but girl...if you go to your boyfriend's parents house and u see his momma slaving for his dad...check your boy on tht again..cuz very often the history gets repeated...just saying...not always but...you know...

So even I come from Serbia where male and female jobs are still very divided and my parents were born like a hundred years ago:)))) still my dad did all those stuff with my mom or alone...and he never had a problem with tht...

So what I'm saying is I was not born this way I became this way shaped by the environment I was brought up in..that's all...and it's not a rule that u become your parents cuz if tht was the thing I would be a professor or an economist and not ...a retard:))))))

But in case such as this one..it's really hard for people to accept the fact that their folks were wrong for living that way and that they are the ones who should try to establish some new rules that are more civilized and rightful...

Establishing new rules,making your own decisions is hard...it's the unknown..and what do u do when you bump into the unknown and you're not super brave person...u try to play it safe...follow the path that has been "working" for other before you...

But guess what..you are you..you're not them...and your time is now,not when they were young...so this is a new beast you're fighting against so fight it...your way! 

Food talk😛❤️😋❤️

Heya..how's shit😎😎😎

Since I got a good review from some of you on my latest pic of my food I've decided to give my stand on how I see food...and what it takes to be a good chef:)

This dish tex. took me like somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes to prepare it from scratch...I chopped some onions,paprika and my ribeye seasoned it  and frayed it in my wok for like two-three minutes,then added some heavy cream  and a bit of garlic in the end!

After putting it on a plate I took a teaspoon of good ol' Philadelphia and some chopped parsley..

Now,in normal occasions beside all this,there would be some pasta or rice,but since I'm not eating carbs at the moment I ate it as it...

...And tht brings me to my point why I couldn't become a fine dining chef...I'm simply not sophisticated enough...I can rearly eat a regular food and when I'm hungry I can pretty much eat an undercooked shit and tht's not what fine palate people do...💩

Now this doesn't necessarily means tht I should stop working as a chef..but it would be smart of me not to dream of becoming a three micheline star chef or stuff..

In da kitchen as in most other things in life u need two things...talent and skill..and that's what divides an excellence from a mediocrity...cuzz the skill part u can earn by practicing over and over but talent...no fuckin' way...

There is also a thing with a sense of touch for a certain things tex. nobody can tell you how long should u boil a potato to get a hard boiled potato...boil it too long it's a mash..too short it's raw...also with wiping a cream to three quarters...a bit less...too runny a bit more..butter so...it's a touch,but still doable and learnable...

But the true talent lies in your mouth...your sense of taste is what can give you a ticket for becoming a great chef...

I cook some food...use like five or more diferent spices...serve it to me an my wife...she can guess each and every one that i put inside..that stuff I don't have...but again...talent without practice is nothing...that's why my wife couldn't tell a diference between an oven and a washing machine:)))

So much as I adore Gordon Ramsay's food I'll always gonna look more like Jamie Oliver...now I'm nowhere near any of them ofc...it's just tht I'm more of a mr.simpleton thn mr.art cousin...

So...when u go somewhere where some real chefs cook...don't be stupid and talk what was good and what was bad..cuz you don't know tht...if you think that some food from sone super fine restaurant was bad...that's probably your handicap and not theirs..so try to at least be humble about it...or..simply..go to McDonald's 🍟🍔

Adagio..as I promised❤️

Den här sammanfattningen är inte tillgänglig. Klicka här för att visa inlägget.