An Expert🔥

Heyaaaa

So the thing is I write my blog for fun...I love telling people my story and my points of view...

As I mentioned before I grew up in theater and all my childhood I had an audience so this is maybe a matter middle age crisis I don’t know..but I love it😍

So the other day my mother asks me a question...

She goes like..oh yeah son I need to ask you a question since you claim you’re an expert in that subject...I was like...ok...

Thought she’ll ask something about food or exercise..

She goes...how do you protect yourself from sexually transmitted diseases when you eat pussy..since you’re an EXPERT🤭🤭🤭

Ha🤔

My first thing was like,ok...but you do realize I don’t eat anyone’s pussy other than my wife’s pussy,right?

She goes...ok,but let’s say that you do,how woud you do it...how would you protect yourself from the STD?

I was like well,mom if I met a girl yesterday and brought her home to fuck her I would probably use a condom and I wouldn’t be eating her pussy..

Although I told her...the only girl I had a one night stand with I actually did that so..yeah that was a risk but I was young:)

So after just this part of a long list of the sickness I talk with my mother about..you can probably see where my personal sickness came from😂😂😂

Well I don’t even see it as a sickness but I know that a lot of people do so I accepted it:)

But after that I was actually thinking..let’s say that I put my wife into having a threesome how would we know that the person we fuck is not having something...

I mean sure we can use all the protection available out there but that actually takes away a lot of fun from it...

I don’t know how it feels when you suck a dick with a condom on it...I don’t know how it feels even without it to be honest,but I’m guessing it’s not as fun!

Still it’s doable not fun but you have it as an option...

For me,there’s no chance to enjoy in my favorite taste...a pussy taste,with some protection or some limitations...I just can’t do it:-/

So if you can have a good suggestion I would love to hear that so please give me some recent links ofc,and some suggestions on this subject☺️☺️☺️

Btw,good point mom😎❤️😂

Originally You Are Human🌎🌍🌏

Hey everybody❤️

I talked to my friend recently about Sweden,about how we live our lives over here and stuff...

He happens to be a black guy that was born in another European country and he didn’t sound very happy about Sweden!

So ok,me I’m pretty happy here but since I lived in Sweden for over ten years I feel I am in a way a small part of this country and therefore I feel I can have an opinion of my own and even try to make things better if possible.

Not like I can do shit to change a lot but still..to me every opinion and idea is a change...so

His first thing that possesses him was and still is the fact that everybody asks you where you ORIGINALLY from even if you say you were born in Sweden.

His point was this...

I’m black my wife is white..but our kids won’t be white..so therefore people will ask my kids the same fuckin question when they say we were born in Sweden...

Yeah but where do you come from originally?

To him this thing alone will always give his kids the impression that they don’t belong here..which is nothing but the truth...

He was like..Brother,I have a thick skin and I can handle that shit with a smile but I know that kids are so fragile when it comes to being accepted...and my kids will never feel that they belong here...

This made me pretty sad to be honest cuz I really love Sweden and I love my life in Sweden and the way I’ve been treated here.

And to be perfectly clear I never felt I’m a Swede but you know what..I never felt like I’m Serb and was born there...

My last name isn’t typical Serbian last name so,when war was about to happen in Serbia,and the nationalist were louder than ever..my English teacher asked me in front of the class...

Sandor..where do you come from...

I was like from Serbia Sir!

Him: Nope,Sandor is a Hungarian name,so you are not a Serb!

That comment hit me obviously pretty hard,cuz I went home to my dad,he was still around and asked,Dad,can I change my last name?

When he heard all about what happened at school he was like...listen,someone will always tell you that you don’t belong there..you can look like them,have the name like them,talk like them and walk like them..

Someone will always throw that shot on you!

Your last name is just as good as any other typical Serbian,and when you get older and wiser and you still feel this way..you change it to any fuckin name and last name you wish!

So,thanks dad for giving me an important life lesson..because I honestly never felt I belong anywhere 100% but I believe it’s because I’m an independent individual,not because I’m weird and that’s exactly how I process that thing!

So back to my friend,I felt really bad for him and I can totally relate to his point,because you don’t want your kids to come home from school asking you mom,why I’m not white so other kids like me.

And that shit is very sad,because we still don’t get how words can actually hurt!

Cuz I believe that most people who ask you,yeah but where you’re from originally,don’t do that to make feel like shit..most of them are just having a small talk...

But before in every normal and unharmful conversation people used to call black people N-people or colored..not to make them feel anything,it was just the way of talking...

Now we understand it was not okay..and as a person that lives in Sweden I say it’s also wrong to ask a person about their origins,until and if they say it by them self!

But I ask that question myself sometimes...so I know how normal that sounds in my head and I know I mean nothing bad with it,but still..I didn’t like how my friend felt so..I’ll need to change that shit...

I also feel very fortunate that I never felt that feeling of belonging to any group really,cuz it made me more resistant person I guess!

When I’m among Serbs..I have so many things in common but also a lot I don’t want to have in common!

I accepted so many Swedish ways of dealing with things ,but I will also never accept quite many more,that are also very Swedish!

Because I really don’t see myself as a Serb nor a Swede...I’m me.

It’s not much but it’s everything that makes me me❤️

Have a great weekend lovZ😘😘😘

A Mysterious Girl From The Toilet💥

Hey now😘😘😘

This week we need to start with some serious issues ok...

So it’s story time☝🏾

I’m in the gym and I feel I need to pee since I forgot to do it when I came in from work😏

So I really avoid peeing during my workout because I don’t want to get cold but still when you gotta go you gotta go:))

Realizing it’s a must I’m approaching toilets and noticing three beautiful hot girls talking and almost standing in front of the toilet!

So there’s a lady’s and gent’s room but the problem is it’s really close and very poor isolated when it comes to sound:)

So you’ll probably thinking it’s because I’m farting but it’s not just that I can hold myself still...

It’s more first because I don’t like someone being around me when I need to pee I have that shy bladder syndrome..good that some part of me are shy ☺️..and second..

I get turned on when a woman is peeing😬

And there I was rushing my way in the toilet locking the door,starting to pull it out and all the sudden...

The lady’s room is occupied🤫🤫🤫

Now I’m trying to ignore that and at least start doing my thing,when I heard the beautiful sound👹

God,she needed to go,I wander how could she hold herself for that long and not telling her girlfriends to fuck off...

So she’s peeing rapidly...I’m rapidly getting hard🍆🍆🍆

Now we all know whenever you’re hard you can’t pee,even without the shy bladder shit...

So she’s peeing I’m fucked,thinking if I think of someone sick or dead maybe it’ll go away but no..

At that point I believe I heard a fart from the other side...

Well it’s not exactly a turn on but sure I can play along😂😂😂

Ok,at this point I’m realizing there’s no point of spending any more time here since I’ve done nothing..so I’m getting myself together and coming out...what else,right🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

So I’m thinking oh fuck it!!!

At least I got horny by listening a beautiful woman peeing,so look at the bright side☺️

In that second while I’m passing a lady’s room the biggest and ugliest fat guy is opening the door and zipping himself😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭

Well...I just wanted to share my experience with you guys so I hope you enjoyed it and I hope this’ll get you start this week with a smile😘

Love you😘😘😘

Love,Death,God...

Hey guys:)))

I’m having some education by the new gym franchise I work for and I totally lost a track of time so I came an hour earlier:)))))

Now I’m sitting in a coffee place waiting and writing...still good I’d say:)

So one of the people in my life is going through a really tough period and I really feel for her and her pain...and we touched the subject...

God!

She asked me what’s my stance on that..

Hmmm,what to answer and not to shake her up even more,but whatta hell,I’ll say the truth and hope for the best...

So I used to believe in God...wasn’t really too religious anyway but I thought that God exist!

I was raised that way,went to church baptized and stuff...we weren’t crazy religious family but we showed respect...

At the age of twelve my dad got a heart attack and he died...out of the blue.

Now when you’re that age I believe the hardest thing is to learn how to process that and move on with your life,since definitely life goes on,whether you want it or not...

So me...I became angry as fuck!

Yeah,I know it’s not the best way to process it but it was my way at the time...

So I was growing up as a very angry young man...

Now I don’t know if all the anger came from death of my father but I was definitely really mad...

At God!

My thought was that if God was that guy or a girl or an entity who decides everything,why the fuck would he take my dad from us?

There’s not better explanation than that God is an asshole!

I had that thought in my head constantly and I still couldn’t figure out why did it happen...

I needed a reason my father died...

I realized very soon that because we needed a reason and explanation about our lives our existence and our death...because of it we accepted the fact that there is a God!

Therefore I had a new thought in my head that was completely refreshing and new...

It was a thought that there is no God!

I figured that some people get a winning lottery ticket and others get cancer...and there’s nothing really those two did right or wrong to deserve that lottery ticket nor cancer!

Things just happen...good and bad!

So After I stopped believing in God’s existence I stopped hating and that feelings is very relaxing,and gives you back a lot of energy because hating all the time is really energy draining...

Beside the fact that you can’t have a lot of constructive ideas since you’re constantly in a dark place!

Now I’m not saying this is the way everyone should think..that’s totally mot my point!

I’m saying I found my way of being able to love people and life I was given and that’s just me!

Today I’m very spiritual in many ways,I still don’t believe in God but there are things and beliefs that I can’t really prove that are there but I chose to believe in them!

The most important and powerful of them is love❤️ 

Have a great weekend😘

All the things I should’ve done...

Recently a younger colleague was asking me about the advice on what should he think about when he’s coming on to girls..

Now I had a flashback in my head from the age when I was in his shoes..and that was a very painful age..hehhe,again..no girl wanted to fuck me😂😂😂

So first I asked myself a question why the fuck this dude asks me about this shit since I’m a complete failure when it comes to women,but Ok

He’s younger and he just wanted a friendly advice.

So my advice was this..when you approach women,don’t ever avoid the subject that you would also like to fuck them!

Now this may sound like a male-pig advice but hear me out!

This guy is after a serious relationship..same as I mostly was when I was young,so I did the worst mistake you could ever do...

I assumed that if you’re after a girl for a serious relationship,you should NEVER,under any circumstances,mention sex!!!

That’s a no,no..because then they’ll assume you’re just after that!!!

Now since I wasn’t just after that for the most part..I really wanted to make women feel respected!

I realized now that women are just like men..they are people and sure we all like to get the respect but when it comes to flirting you want to hear your hot..not beautiful,not cute,not sweet..

All those things beautiful,cute,sweet you don’t wanna fuck...instead you want to fuck what’s hot,and sexy!!!

It’s still mind blowing to me how beautiful women can have low self esteem..it’s killing me:-/

So of course you need to be a gentleman and well manured guy,that goes without saying,but when you need to go out and she shows up with her cleavage you don’t say you look lovely...

Instead you can throw a joke like..how do you expect me to be focused on our conversation tonight with having that cleavage in front of me😻

 Don’t know whatever you can think of as long as you don’t get rude which is a total bummer..so be very careful,but also whenever you feel you’re entering the friend-zone bring up sex!

In some way,in funny way in serious way I don’t care just please don’t give the impression of a nice great guy!!!

Naughty is a must if you wanna fuck,find a girlfriend,wife never mind..you need to be a bit naughty!!!

Honestly since I talk to a lot of people,mostly women..and my interests is not to fuck any of them m,I still love to talk sex as often as possible because it makes the conversation more edgy...and edgy is...not boring!

Also ti be able to throw these kind of jokes you should also talk seriously about things that matter and you’re stance on that needs to be top notch!

Cuz even me as a guy if I ended with a girl who’s openly a bit of a racist,I would really like just to leave asap,and she can keep her pussy for someone else...

So that’s why it’s very important to think modern and civilized too!

Before I was convinced that girls hate sex and they do it just to please the man who’s giving them respect...

So therefore I was acting like a dickless individual around girls,and that’s exactly why at the end of the evening bad boys were fuckin and me who was throwing respect all evening,was on my way to watch porn!

He,funny thing is that when I gave up on women I started to joke with them just by saying anything that comes on my mind and then I actually started to have some sex:))))

So guys..girls like to be treated as queens for the most time but a couple of blogs ago I asked for a link of the latest porn they’ve watched and I can tell you that they like the exact same stuff we like if not more🤤🤤🤤

I mean there was some hardcore shit going on there and I’m nothing but happy that more women feel free to express their sexuality,so we men need also to respect that,and beside making them feel loved,respected,and appreciate we also need to make them feel super fuckable❤️❤️❤️

P.S. it’s not a secret that I would fuck anything with two legs and a vagina,but I love the fact that after eleven years of marriage my wife walks out of the bathroom I feel like fucking the life out of her...you can clearly see why😻💥🔥

Blog About You🐒🐒🐒

The one who assumes is nothing but a bad person,ok..and I really do not like to assume but when you totally shut me down without an explanation and yesterday we were good..I kinda need to assume what was the fuckin reason.

A dear person completely stopped talking to me after we met and talked like until the lady from a coffee place threw us out...

A week or so after that meeting everything was fine and I ASSUME that after me writing a blog about cheating she completely stopped communicating with me!

So therefore I assume it was because I wrote that if you ever were cheated it’s partially your fault since if you’re in a committed relationship you needed to feel something’s wrong!

Yeah she told me that her boyfriend was cheating on her on every corner,and I’m sorry for that...but she was totally not my inspiration for that writing...

I was an inspiration..my life and my former relationship.

My girlfriend sucked a guy’s dick when I was out of town!

I never cheating on that girl so I considered her to be the only person to blame for..cuz I did nothing wrong,right?

Wrong I did do wrong...I was just too fuckin blind to see!

We were young and she simply wasn’t ready to settle down and start a life with me,but I was..I always was...

So all that thing going on and me pretending she’ll get over it,was my fuckin fault no one else’s...period!

She didn’t sucked a guy’s cock because she was good or evil...you drink water a lot..are you good over that or bad?

If you’re really not thirsty there’s probably a good explanation why you’re body needs all that water..and a reason is never because you were fuckin evil!

Her reason for sucking an extra dick wasn’t because she didn’t get enough dick from me..it wasn’t about dick at all..it was about her feelings!

She felt forced and trapped inside of life she wasn’t ready..and I did that...therefore its my fault!

That was my inspiration for writing that one...

You my darling,if you read this(probably not)...you never had a responsibility to feel something was wrong with your boyfriend because of the choice you made!

Even though you’re very young you told me you’re very mature,right:)))

Ok baby,gimme one 30+ year old girl that’s gonna fall for a drug addict,drunk,sex addict and above all,a guy that rejects to have a job!

You know how we call a 35 year old gal that’s hanging with guy like that...a fuckin retard!

Now you’re not a retarded,on contrary you’re very,very bright young woman but naive af!!!

Simply because sucking many dicks,or having threesomes or whatever the fuck crazy things you may or may haven’t done...do not make you life smarter,or more experienced and wiser..they just make you sexually experienced..which is good but that’s it!

You have an issue of having the need for protection...

Therefore you need help not a boyfriend..simply because in all your boyfriends you’ll try to find that father figure...

Because if you keep searching for love in that condition you’ll only end up hurting yourself!

The thing is that you can’t get wet to a guy with a job...

He needs to be a criminal,or a drug dealer,or that he served time in prison,or some shit like that because all regular guys are simply pussies to you!

Because you feel like an insecure little girl in a big men’s world,you try to solve that the easier way....

You want to marry a person you would like to become yourself!

Now this may seem like my monologue to this girl and sure it is...but it’s also a message to all of you girls who can relate to this!

I recently saw officially the most beautiful girl ai have seen in real life and immediately heard a story about how my friend found her thrown down a sewage canal by her criminal boyfriend..they’re still together btw!

So all this obviously I didn’t wanna tell this girl in her face cuz I sensed she still haven’t developed a thick enough skin for such a feedbacks...and ofc,it’s now clear I was right.

So all of you ladies..if you have attraction to a criminal mindset type of guys...talk to someone!!!

The girl that fucked at least three hundred guys or more...that I know,used to fuck this good looking guy and then after a week she stopped...

I was like what happened to that guy..

She was like..yeah he was a great fuck but that’s it...he lived a great life,loving downtown,eating in restaurants,driving great car while....HE DOESN’T HAVE A JOB!!!

I was like so?

So he’s obviously a criminal,and great I fucked him a few times but that’s it...what should I do take him by his hand and bring him to my folks..

Saw a same guy two years after,COMPLETELY wracked down by cocaine shaking,just got out of a prison trying to sell me shoes he stoled like five minutes ago,to have money for more drugs!

Girls better be bored than being treated like shit..and if your plan is to hook up with a criminal bad ass motherfucker and turn him into a guy that’s gonna watch Netflix on a Saturday night with you...well

Good luck with that😘

Great in bed🔥🔥🔥

Hey now😘😘😘

It’s been crazy since I came back from Serbia,since we never went to bed before 3:00am I’m still fucked up with going to bed in time...but since it was so fuckin crazy good...let it be,right😌

So great in bed...everyone’s saying he or she is great in bed so sometimes I’m really having difficulties with connecting that some person is great in bed since it doesn’t appear that way even though their partners are claiming so:)

So of course what I did was,I was analyzing my understanding of being great in bed!

This is obviously just my point of view so,I hope you’ll give me back some feedback of what is it for you...but we all know you’re not gonna do that😒

Anyway...my understanding of this is that you need to have two major things in you to be great in bed!

First is to simply be a highly sexual person and second is to be an unselfish lover❤️

Which explains here that I’m perfect😂😂😂

No but seriously,first thing being sexual....

When sex doesn’t matter that much to you,you can donit but you don’t have to,therefore it’s not on your priority list.

When you have the need it makes all the difference!

So the worst thing you can do to yourself and your lover is to pretend that you’re hornier that you actually are!

If you’re partner have any feelings for you they’ll see that in a second so please don’t try to sound like people in porn..sound like you,regardless of what is that!

On the other hand I remember a girl that was so fuckin orgasmic that she could cum from driving a bicycle:)))

So what she did in the beginning was that she would play she came when I was eating her before she actually did🤔

First couple of times I kinda bought it but after a while I felt something’s moreto it...

So I continued even after she allegedly had an orgasm...and then she squirted😍

When I asked her why she didn’t let me before to bring her all the way there,she’d be like...I was embarrassed since none of my girlfriends are cumming this way....insane...

It’s like being embarrassed by being able to sing like Pavarotti😌

So basically my advice on this part is always be who YOU are,and try to have fun as much as possible!

Second thing that’s really important is to be unselfish lover..

So for me..the definition of great sex has little to nothing to do with me and everything to do with my woman!

So if I get the impression you had crazy time,I’ll describe that sex as perfect!

And for me to cum and not give my best for her to do it too..is a crime against humanity!!!

I know a girl that is probably great in bed but whenever she cums that’s it for her,she wants to sleep🤷🏽‍♂️

Ha..this summer I got a compliment actually that I’m a great pussy eater..so ladies..dm me😂😂😂

There’s also a bit of body chemistry to all this like for example...

It’s always better sex when a woman is worshipping a guy and not the other way around...I don’t know why but it is...it’s like a perversion:)))

However if we talking a serious relationship than absolutely no one should be worshipped,otherwise it’s a great way to go through a disaster☝🏾

Have a great week my lovZ😘😘😘

A negative feedback🙏🏽

Hey now🤗🤗🤗

I just came back from Serbia,it was wild I loved it,but I was also very happy to come home❤️

So every time I go there I compare everything to Sweden and Swedish ways...

All of you who knows me very well know that I’m in love with Sweden and that stays but I also noticed a certain things that could be done differently and more real...

I’m talking about a negative feedback...

In Sweden that is the absolutely last thing you’ll get from,people such as people you hang time to time,colleagues,people you meet at the elevator,etc.

In Serbia EVERYONE are willing to give you a feedback!

Positive,no problem..NEGATIVE..even easier😂😂😂

And the way they do shit in Serbia I don’t agree totally but I still believe it’s better..here’s why!

People in Serbia are less depressed..period!

And it actually doesn’t make sense because the standard of living in Serbia is in my opinion at least ten times lower then the one in Sweden!

Great... in Sweden most people will EVER dare to tell you that you’ve gained weight,or that you’re too tacky with your parfume,make up or that you’re boyfriend is cheating on you and shit...

So you feel comfortable,no one is telling you that shit and you’ll be like..hey,I’m doing good,I’m doing my thing the way I want to and nobody’s having a problem with it...right?

And in on a planet where you live all alone that’s totally fine,UNTIL....

You realize you’re life is actually dependent on other people,and if you have any plans to interact with them..talk to them,laugh with them,fuck them,date them,marry and have kids with them..you need that feedback,ESPECIALLY the negative one!

Do you have any idea how many people I got pissed with writing honestly my blog...how many of people from my life actually assumed that my blog was inspired by them,and thay got mad!

The saddest thing is when people get offended by telling them “WHERE YOU ARE IS BECAUSE WHO YOU ARE”!

I’m working in a fuckin warehouse sorting fruit fro living,because people see me as a monster and nobody wants me to be their personal trainer!

Do you know how many people in Sweden told me,Andrija,you look scary and don’t wanna have anything to do with you...ZERO!

But that doesn’t mean they don’t think that way,they are just thought that it’s not ok to say it out loud!

Now there’s a huge difference between constructive feedback and just being mean!

But regardless,if you develop a thick skin you won’t get haters fuck you up...instead you’ll just smile and pretend you’re fine..not because you necessarily agree with them but because it’s totally irrelevant in your life!

This is why it’s so good to have people you know that they love you,so any feedback is coming from their heart..so you can always double check with them,hey today that fucker told me that my ass is flatter than last time we met,is it really?

So to filter all this stuff you will become a stable person because you’ll won’t let fuckers spoil your swag,but you’ll still be open for suggestions of others,because sometimes people are just being honest!

I wrote how I had a low opinion about my looks...

So many girls were like,it’s too much muscles,it’s disgusting,omg...

And I lived my muscles so I’ve continued to train them and make them even bigger!

However I accepted the fact that when it comes to women..I am the last person they want to fuck.

It’s tough,but it is how it is...

However it was easier to understand why no one wanted to fuck me...because they don’t like my looks..and that was pretty good actually,because I never hated anyone over that...

Most people are not superstars,but if you just hear positive shit about who you are,you’ll actually start thinking you are Brad Pitt on steroids,and then the reality check strikes you!

And then your expectations are completely fucked up by what you really get from life and that is the definition of depression and feeling like shit!

99% of us don’t look like celebrities,we don’t have their pretty faces,booties,tits,money to afford plastic surgeries,or expensive clothes,luxuries mansions,or popularity to be adored by millions!

That was given to us as a an entertainment not as goals!

Life is today...as it is...enjoy it💯😘❤️

Kamagra Oral Jelly Review®️

Hey what up❤️

First of all I wanna thank you all for reading,this makes me so happy and I really hope it makes you happy,horny or simply entertained at least:)

We were talking about fuckin,suckin,jerking in my favorite coffee place here in Serbia and a friend gave me this...

It’s supposed to work like Viagra or something so I was like oh well,I can try...but my friend was like...I give you this stuff but you’re not allowed to waste it on your wife..and I always respect my friends...

I didn’t waste it on my wife,instead I took it before jerking off😂😂😂

I believe he meant something else but hey..technically I listed to his will:)

But also fuckin my wife depends on her too,so as all couples some sex is good,some is amazing so I probably couldn’t tell a difference because it can be really good and not related to Kamagra.

So I took a half of a pack cuz I didn’t want to go around with a boner for two days or something...then had some food and after a half an hour I started🍆🍆🍆

First I watched the porn you guys sent me..I’m super thankful for that,although my previous blog read over a thousand people...I got only a few links...

If you read my blog and watch porn and you didn’t send anything it’s a crime against humanity😩😩😩

So,long story short,this gave me “The Final Drop” so to speak🤓

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph593e778bc8219

Final conclusion...the only difference between beating with Kamagra was that my cock was just a bit harder than usually..

Actually when I watch my clips,and when I switch from one porn to another,I usually get semi-soft..but with this stuff I was hard even when I was searching...

Which tells me it works but NOTHING special,really!

Maybe it’s not working for me that much cuz I’m super horny to begin with or..as my little girlfriend once said...cuz I have had the exact same experience with Viagra 15-20 years ago....

She said Andrija,don’t worry there’s nothing wrong about you it just that those pills don’t work when you’re really small😂😂😂 I love her for that❤️

Guys again..if you like this stuff..like it comment it,follow me on Facebook,Instagram and please...

SEND ME YOUR PORN VIDEO LINKS...

It 100% anonymous it’s safe and it’s the way to connect😘

I love you😻😻😻