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söndag 11 september 2016

9/11

Okay...straight to the point...

After Second World War western civilization realized that Russia won't give a flying fuk about anyone or anything...so Russia became the biggest enemy than Hitler's Germany...

Problem was and still is that Russia is so huge and rich with oil and gas that West can't simply exclude them...they would really like to exclude but they can't...

So basically West needed to figure out how to do that..how to exclude Russia from buying their natural resources and that way weaken their economy...

West is doing that by supplying their needs from the Middle East..

And there when the shit happened..some countries were totally fine with in being good relationship with West and sell them their precious oil and we know those countries to be very successful today comparing to where they were before America and Europe knocked to their doors...Emirates,Quatar,Saudi Arabia,Kuwait..etc...

But in order for West to make those important blood(oil/gas) vessels all the way to the Europe,they needed everyone's agreement...

They didn't get that..some leaders/dictators simply said..no,go fuck yourselves:)))))

Things are like this...

Every modern country needs oil to survive..okay,there's no alternative fuel still to replace the black gold okay...zero!!!

So what would you like to happen...

Would you like to watch the end of the world you used to know..would you like an anarchy on the streets you used to walk freely...we need that oil to survive...

Western leaders were luckily very clear on that...either you give us for money,or you give us after we bomb the shit out of you...cuz the empire we've been building for thousand years won't simply go to waste because you made your decision 

Now people....would NEVER take this as a reason to go to war...people simply want to feel good..now...today..who cares what will be tomorrow let alone within 100 years...

So people needed a reason to go to war..they needed an obvious danger in order to accept that the war is inevitable...

American government didn't pull that 9/11 mission that morning in NY,but they simply let the terrorists do what they do best...

They are arming ISIS with guns,people say..yes they are of course they are...because if you give me a gun I won't go out on Saturday evening and kill people in a movie theater...but they will..

So in order for us to recognize them..we need to arm them first...

I know it sounds cruel and unfair but people would never go to war until the war knock on their door..and then..it's simply too late...

9/11 was an inside job and of course there were bombs inside those buildings of course they can't fall down like that just by airplanes alone but it was simply an necessary evil...

People who are trying to make this world worse are not taking a day off..how can we....


måndag 29 augusti 2016

Game of thrones

Oki...everybody..first of all,let me say this in the beginning so we can get that out of the way...

I'm not writing about the series Game Of Thrones so all of you idiots like my wife...piss off..love you honey😬😬😬

Oki,my today's subject is belive it or not..sex😊

What the connection between sex and game of thrones..well...I believe that for many people..specially men..sex and sexual acts are exactly that...the game of thrones...

In another world...for most men,fuckin is a performance of their power over a woman or women...

Like in the animal kingdom..the main man the leader of the pack,get to fuck every female so he can present himself as number one...

Now we all know or some of you don't..that I think that animals are beautiful retards..pretty much.

The only reason why I don't think they should be treated as ones is because they can't develop themselves into a civilized species...so that's why I love them and admire them some times...

People...or...many of them...have the possibility to be civilized but unfortunately they never used that option..

And I'm not talking here a retard from Morocco that wearing a suicide west looking for crowded place...I'm talking everyday "civilized" people...

If you ask me how was my sex after I fuck..my answer will always be reflected on my perception of how good it was to my woman...

So if I think that my woman had a god time,that she had an amazing sex...I'll be happy..if not...I'm not...

Like to me...blow job is the least thing in sex that I like..and most of the women did gave me a blow joband sure it was nice and all...but,a dick can never have fun in a mouth as much as he can in a pussy..period!!!!

A dick can't but a mind can..you get it...

It's about that game of thrones...where men can finally see that creature that they  had to charm,chase around spend money on...finally in their bed..going down on them...

So when you see in porn a guy is fuckin a woman's mouth so much that she's gagging and have her makeup all fucked up...with tears..know something....those men hate women....

They maybe like pussy...but not women...

So bottom line..girls..go for a guy that's in love with you not your pussies and guys...rejection is a part of a game...

So if you even have to hate someone...don't hate the players but I don't even think you should hate the game it's a game of nature so...relax,it's not about you,rejection is a part of a process..just suck it up😉


torsdag 25 augusti 2016

Periscope

Hey peeps..warup😊

Before I even start this I would like to tell you something about myself...

I am very addictive person...

Addictive meaning that when I discovered sugar I got fat,when I puffed a cigarette smoke I was instantly struggling not to smoke over a pack a day...thank God I haven't tried any heavy drugs because I would probably be dead by now,long time ago:)))

So in the video from the TED talk you'll see that a guy explains an addiction...

By him...addiction is simply a lack of connection...

People can't or won't or don't have the chance to connect with others and that's where they become addictive...

So...basically if you're addictive..you need a connection...

How should you do that...

Well in a couple million people city..that's pretty easier said than done...in a small environment like a small town where I grew up or a village or something...everybody knows everybody..but in a big city for some reason even people who know eachother avoid eachother for some reason😂😂😂

That brings me to Periscope.

I discovered Periscope accidentally through a friend...she actually told me like...Andrija maybe you should try this I think it would be something you could do:)

I tried it and..she was right!

It's an App which u simply download,make your account and immediately start with it,by searching people on a world map who are live at the moment...

You join their live videos so you watch them,listen to them and ofc write them as welll...

Me...I do that sometimes yeah...but I personally like to talk more...so,usually I'm the one that's making that live broadcast...

It's loke a modern chat and for many of you that are my generation or even younger meeting people through internet is pathetic...but trust me...it's not that bad...you feel like that because you're old  nothing else😉😉😉

Sure u have a lot of idiots that will write you shit,like how big is your cock or could you jerk off for a while...well I never jerk off,I can tell you that but on my live..all the questions are fully legitimate except the ones about steroids...

Regardless of how maybe stupid might sound..I'm very happy that I found it...and I don't know how it works for other and what are their goals but mine is  exactly that..a connection..

I am very personal and I ask very personal questions...so that way I can actually get a better picture about the person...

In my live stream I met so many people and so many of them have so many different life stories that they have shared with me that honestly..I feel privileged because of that..

I met a girl from Saudi Arabia,that explained me so much about their ways of dealing with stuff like marriage,relationships,cheating and stuff...a guy from America that has two accounts..male and female..a guy who still not over his ex and still can't go for another person after so many years...a girl from Norway that can't decide whether she's gay or not,people with stories,people with life and problems I knew absolutely nothing about..and on top of that they are all over the place not just Sweden or something..and on top of all that I met a girl that I'm completely mesmerized by...how precious is that:))))

So guys without further delay...feel free to join my live..by downloading an app called Periscope and after making an account just search for my name and there I am:))))

Ready to hear u out but also to tell everything I possibly can about myself and my life...

It's in my broken English but I think we'll manage just fine:)))

Have a nice say everyone❤️



söndag 14 augusti 2016

Bare naked...

Hey everyone...

My title might be a bit edgy..like,what kind of sick stuff I'm gonna tell you this time...only this time,I'll write about something that's killing me from the inside...

It's no secret that I wasn't an actual golden boy,when I was younger..I used to not give a fuck about my education,I was stubborn,violent..a little asshole basically..

Today I really try not to be him..I tey to be better,to work,to love and not to hurt..so people often tell me...hey Andrija you're great guy,you're awesome and stuff..

As soon as I get that from people I remember something that I feel I should also tell about myself...

Once I had a girlfriend that I really loved but since I was an asshole that didn't knew how to deal with problems and arguing..I used to be extremely violent on her..

By extremely violent I mean,beating her up..weekly if not daily.

She's got two scars because of me..one on her scalp and one on her face.

I did some crazy shit in my life and for all of that I have some sort of an explanation..

I was defending myself,defending the club I worked at,I wasn't steeling from a single individual,I cheated because I didn't love...and these are not excuses for what I've done...but something I use as an explanation for my actions...

For what I've done to my girlfriend I have no explanation and honestly I don't even wanna look for one..because it would made me even lower form of an asshole..

I was beating her up because I was a bad person..period!

The only reason I didn't write about this before is actually because I couldn't..because it's about her life and her privacy too..so first I needed a permission..

Now...surprisingly enough...with that same girl I have an amazing relationship...

How the fuck is she willing to even speak to me I don't have an idea...but when people see us together they probably think it's weird because we're too good together considering we used to date for like almost five years...and now we're both married...

For me that's not weird at all,because I love her so much even today,but for her to be able to just cross over shit I've done is still mind blowing..

 I never told her how I feel about it..until this summer...

We were finally all alone and I started a conversation...

She was all like..why you wanna go back to that,let it go..who cares..I only remember the beautiful stuff...

Well...me too...accept that stuff..it's haunting me forever..and I'll never be able to forgive myself,even though she did..like long time ago...it's something I still learn how to live with,cuz I know that if it didn't went away by now it's gone be with me forever...

And you know what..it shouldn't..that's the least punishment I can have honestly so I guess it should stay...

This summer I didn't start the conversation to feel better about myself..I felt obliged to tell her,out loud...I'm so very sorry,I regret and I'm ashamed of what I did to you..

Right now while I write about this I feel ashamed and every time I tell this story I feel the same way..and I think it's good..it feels righteous...

Thank you for reading my story🙏🏽








tisdag 2 augusti 2016

Mixed marriages...☹️😀🤔

Heya people what's up:))

Here I am in Serbia da motherland,chilling ain't doing shit so I was thinking...

Mixed marriages..is it easy,is it hard..is it possible,is it better,is it wrong...

Well...honestly I believe mixed marriages is like crossing the street...where there's no crosswalk near...sure you can make it to the other side but..it's kinda safer to use a crosswalk...

Some people like challenges like that some people are attracted by different races,religions and points if views..and I have have nothing but respect for that...

Personally I die when I see a black girl...I just wanna kiss them in their fat lips...so with that kind of differences I would never have a problem,actually I would embrace it...

But...when it comes to a religion,tradition and way of thinking..I kinda do have a problem...

Let's say...I have a daughter...and let's say she met a guy...and let's say that her guy is from some underdeveloped country like..well...Serbia😬😬😬

Sure that guy can be nice...I mean I'm from Serbia and I'm super awesome,right😎😂😂...but...

It's no secret that underdeveloped countries are underdeveloped because their people are underdeveloped...ok,ok,not all of them but still..a lot of them...

So...with that being said,there's also a greater risk that  your daughter's boyfriend is underdeveloped...right!?

How...you ask...

Well,there's a big chance he hates a developed world because his country was under attack by western countries at some point...think about it...Do you want your sweet daughter to be poisoned by shit like that???

It's not a secret that,underdeveloped countries have very low tolerance for gay people,gay marriages,lgbt community and everything similar to that...

It's not a secret that men from a underdeveloped world split work to man's job and a women's job!

Sure you gonna say a lot of..let's Germans,Brits,Australians think like that too..and of course I know that but I promise you that among foreigners there is a mega small percentage of people that think differently...

A friend was dating a Muslim..he's totally out of the dogma of his family tradition a sweet guy that really is modern.. so you'd say,well then he's perfect,right???

Aha...the only problem is that his family is super religious...and you know first thing he said when they considered to live in France...

He was oh we can't...cuz my mother and my sister couldn't come to visit since they are totally covered by their burqas and Franch law doesn't allow that...

See what kind of shit you need to deal with when you want to treat everyone as they're nice...

Expecting from a tiger not to bite you just because you won't bite him is just dumb...

Yeah,yeah I'm a fucking asshole and racist...no I'm not,really..I'm just saying you can't treat people as they are good until you really make sure they are...

And also that a probability of meeting and underdeveloped person among underdeveloped nations is way greater...

So I'm not saying you can choose who you love,but I'm saying...

You date a foreign dude check out is he chronically mad at western countries...and also is he completely hate what terrorists do...trust me you would be surprised on HOW MANY people,after Franch attack said...they fuckin deserved it:-/

 Is he a person that braggs about killing cats or some other animals..I hear every day how people bragging and laughing about running over a cat while driving...

 Check if your guy doesn't want to show respect to idiosy of his parents or he will say how his parents are at first place always since he was brought up to show them eternal respect...

Check out how his friends and people he hangs out with...if they treat their women with love or as garbage...cuz if he's okay with that...eventually..you'll become that same trash...

For fuk sake,my uncle is a fucking neuropsychiatrist but still when he sees a homeless dog in his yard he takes a gun and kill it and on top of that,he claims we should medically treat gay:-/

Listen....this way you should always check people you're dating or your beloved ones are dating but when it comes to different countries,cultural backgrounds,religions...keep your eyes and ears wide fuckin open🙏🏽❤️

Sincerely yours...Adolf😘






onsdag 27 juli 2016

Jerry🐱

Hey guys...I was thinking whether to even write about this subject or not...but I guess whatta fuk..

Recently my mom told me she's about to get a kitten and she was already agreed with the owner about which one and all..so as you may imagine..I was soooo happy:))))

Even before the kitten arrived we were talking and planing on how we gonna manage thing,svaccination,fleas everything..

We were so excited about it and went to vacation pretty happier than usually because we knew that when we go back to Serbia from Montenegro,we'll meet a baby kitten named Jerry:))

We went to Montenegro and my mom was constantly updating us about Jerry did this and Jerry did that and sending us pictures of him all the time...

Last night at Montenegro my mother in law,wife and me had a dinner at old town of Kotor and a message came...

It was from my mother...

Apparently our neighbors had a problem with my mom having a cat and while people don't have money to feed their children and also people here teach their children that animals are evil and that they scratch and bit for no reason...so some little girl saw our cat in dark and was scared...

Well all these horrible reasons made someone grab our kitten while he was walking outside..and take him by his rare legs and smashed his head against the wall...

My mother was outside of herself because after realizing Jerry was missing for some time she went after him and found him in our basement all covered with blood with his head smashed..

Anna my wife,was crying so hard I couldn't calm her down and whole night went in scilence...

I told my mom..mom..just forget about it...there's nothing now we can do about it..it's over,he's dead and we need to just forget about it...

People told me I should find out who did it...but frankly I don't want that...

The only thing I can think of doing to that person is the same thing..and I don't want that...

I don't even want to hate them..cuz hatred is a strong feeling and I don't think they deserve my feelings...

To me it's like another animal grabbed my kitten and killed him...because people who did that are nothing different than animals..acting only by their instincts...

Anyways..our kitten is gone,we tried but sometimes you just can't isolate yourself from your surroundings and your environment...

Sometimes you can't do anything but to let go..

Sometimes you just need to force yourself not to hate and simply move on...

This was Jerry😢❤️🙏🏽

torsdag 14 juli 2016

My first homosexual experience😂😂😂

Oooookkkkaaaaayyyyy...today is the day,everybodeeey😂😂😂

I recently realized that my first homosexual experience is also my first sexual experience soooo😂😂😂

Oki...so,this was like looong time ago,when I was probably about not more then five years ago,okay...

It came to me recently and at first I totally didn't realize whether it was a dream,a vision,someone else's story or an actual event from my life...

But,it was actually an event from my childhood:))

So,as I said I was 4-5 years old and we kids were playing in the daycare yard that was very close to where I used to live..

It was getting darker and somehow I stayed alone with ine kud who was like maybe 2-3 years older than me...

Just because I'm from a very small town I will not say the name of that guy,but ironically he became a real womanizer afterwards....and I didn't so😂😂😂😂

Okay so I'm all alone with this kid and we decided to climb up to some kids house a small wooden house made for kids to play...with an attic on the top:)))

So,two of us are in that little attic and just hanging out,talk kids stuff,nothing weird...

All the sudden the older kid goes..hey,let's play fggts,way more funny in Serbian but never mind...

Okay I said..how we gonna do that...cuz at that point I don't think I even knew what is being gay:)

He was like..lay down on one side..now....put your dick out..ok,he said..then he lays down toward me and  pulled out his dick and said now pull back your foreskin(since sadly I'm not circumcised),and now he said let's play with our dick touching eachother...

I remember he was doing that I was just holding my little one..waiting for see the fun in it...I wasn't hard but I'm pretty sure he wasn't either..

So after just a few seconds I said..nah,I don't like this...

He was like..oh,ok..then we'll stop..and we did:))))

Soon after we went home and nothing similar ever happened after that..or,maybe I should wait some more time to go by..since shit are coming back to me😂😂😂😂😂

Well anyway..that's it...

My Periscope gay friends were pretty disappointed when I told them my story since they were expecting some jerking off,or blowing and shit..so they were like...man,you're boring😂😂😂

So...there ya go people it's me,bare naked telling you my life exactly the way it is...no sugar coating and no bullshit:)))

But as one of my ex friends said..it's not the fact that are intimate..it's the way we feel about those facts...

So,if you ask me how and what I feel abou the fact that this event happened....I don't really have a cool answer...

I'm not happy about it,definitely not sad about it..not ashamed about it...nothing,actually I'm glad about it so I can say that for sure I'm not gay...and also for sure I'm not a homophobe as well....so:)))

Thanks for reading everyone👬💁🏼😘😂

fredag 8 juli 2016

For your first time it's better to get love..

 Hey everyone...it's me...da monster:)))
 
I'm chilling here in Montenegro and decided to share this thought with you fine ppl...

I don't have kids and therefore I may not be the person who should write about this stuff but again it's my thought...sooo,tell me if I'm wrong!

I was always saying that we give the significance to things and maybe even ppl around us..

If I give you a jar to hold it and I hold it like its the most important jar ever you will takeover with extreme caution...but if I give it to you like...who give a fuck..I might even break it...

Same goes for ppl...kids who were treated like shit...never had the right to their own integrity,their own space,money,interests..will probably always have problems with self respect..simply because they were treated as less...

So...before everything I believe it's important to not just say but also to show your kid from very early age that he or she is the most important person in their lives...

So the stuff like rules are one thing..and it's very important you explain and show how everyone even you follow certain rules...

But you need to be very clear that when it comes to their personal life they have the right to make their own decisions and that nobody can shit over that...

Integrity...the key for creating that self respect necessary later in life...

I remember once there was a party in my sister's daycare and I was a frikin baby almost so for some reason I wanted to wear the skirt....

My mom was like...you can't wear that cuz skirts are for girls..which s pretty cuntie thing to say considering the fact that I could have been gay or something but it's okay I guess cuz she's a bit of retard:))))

But after a while I was crying she was like what we gonna do..and my dad was like...well let him wear the fuckin skirt...

So I did that day...and never again...

Okay I still like sometimes to put on a make up and high heels and just feel sexy but that's a whole different story...

Sex...

Very important thing..sooner or later your kids will fuck but there's a difference...

When you fuck for the first time and you continue spending time with that person and give love and reciving love..the chances are way higher to be a normal individual...

Or you can do what my in laws did...my father in law never ever had any sort of the talk with my wife when she needed that and her mom was like...sex is something you don't do until I don't know..you're 25 otherwise you're a slut...

Sure..the only problem was that my young wife felt the need for da dick inside of her a but earlier than that...

So what were her options...to find a boyfriend similar age...not going to happen..cuz you know...you may let loose and fuck and officially become a slut..so she took the safe road which sooooo many young girls do too...

At the age of I don't know..maybe fifteen or something she decided to trust her virgin pussy to a dude who was like 30 or somethin..

The safest bet ever to get love in return,right:)

Well not really..the guy fucked her like a two buck whore...gave her very painful and disgusting experience and later told everyone that she's dumb and that she can't fuck good...

That's healthy right;)

Well luckily the guy did an awesome favor to me since he fucked her up so badly that she ended up being married to me😍😍😍

Thank Goodness for daddy issues🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Anyway guys bottom line...you feel stomach pains you tell your parents,you feel headache you tell your parents..so just try to present to your kids the same freedom that when they get their pussies wet and dick hard they also come to you for an advice too.

Just think about it,okay❤️❤️❤️


lördag 2 juli 2016

I was born sick😶😶😶

Hey my peps...

I gotta confession to make...I'm a bad human being...

The thing with me is that I'm not like normal people...

When I walk the street I look like I'm just another person walking..but inside of me there's a whole world of evil going on...

I may behave as semi normal for a certain period of time but...when I see a woman...evil is born inside of me...

U see most men use their DICK to pee and fuck their wifes or their girlfriends...

Right there you see that I'm an evil piece of shit...

Normal people would use words like penis,vagina and sexual intercourse..but first thing about people like me,Hitler,Breivik and Charles Manson...we say pussy,dick and fucking...and that's a great indicator of pathological disorder alone...next...

When I see a beautiful woman in the street...I go trough a number of chemical reactions...that makes me think stuff...

First of all I instantly think about sex...which makes me a fuckin psychopath..then I actually imagine how would it feel to insert my erected cock into that woman's pussy...or how normal people would call it vagina...and continue with putting it in and out until I cum...can u actually imagine how sick that is....

Normal people NEVER EVER think fucking with another woman beside their wifes and long term relationships...and I know that for a fact because they don't talk about it...right...

They never say how they would actually fuck other women....they may say that a certain woman looks sexy,attractive or even hot...but that by any means doesn't mean that they would even think of fuckin her...because they're normal!!!

Me on the other hand...I talk about fucking and pussy and dick and that's how you actually know that we're talking about very very distorted individual....

So because of that sickness of mine...I am not able to control that urge...that lies inside of me....regardless of whether we're talking about my mother,sister,kids,babies....

Normal healthy people never write something like this so..that's how you can know for a fact who's sick and who's normal...

This is also a great indicator that I am a child mollester and a pedophyle..because there's no way that I can stop my sick urge when I see a child too,right...like..I would probably fuck babies between 1 and 3 years old...and how can you tell this...simple...

You don't need to meet me,talk to me, listen to my story or do any of that...you simply,open my blogg and read that I love sex....and there you go!!!

Lights out...game over...verdict was announced...guilty as charged!!!

Oh....and P.S....

The only two persons I have EVER blocked on Facebook were one asshole nazi,and a fifteen year old girl who sent me a couple of pictures of her almost naked body...

Let me tell you about this pictures somethings...she actually looked hot....her body was great,perfect boobs,nice booty....the only little turnoff for my SICK brain was when she wrote in the next sentence..."I'm fifteen but it's ok,older men than you liked my pussy"...

I bet that those man....also write in their blog how they like sex....just like me...

Have a nice weekend my normal friends...I love you all,with my sick heart❤️


onsdag 15 juni 2016

Genitals and heart🍑🍆❤️

Heyaaaaa...whazz up everybodeeey😘😘😘

Emotional maturity is today's topic..believe it or not...😬😬😬

When I was a young boy I was fantasizing about having two women...the blonde one and the brunette...sounds like I was a very smart kid,huh😂😂😂

Nooo...actually it sounds like a a perfect indication of emotional immatureness!!!

The blonde one would be there for me to love her and the brunette would be for me to fuck...

So somehow from very early age I was really fucked up in my head thinking that sex is somethings dirty and filthy and something you don't do to people you love...almost like a humiliation thing...

Unfortunately there are millions of them who actually think like this too..with a slight difference in them being grown ups:-/

We were told at very early age that sex is something...not nice...like a taboo..so we've created this false picture of something that suppose to be so beautiful...as something wrong dirty and not to be spoken about it publicly...but rather keep it to your self...

Why is this like that...

It's creating a perversion in our society...it makes us secretive and shy about who we are..because if a girl likes to be fucked analy it's not normal for her to say it out loud,but if she smokes it's totally fine to share that with everyone without fear of being judged...

That's why we have so many examples where men wants to marry an HONEST GIRL...because he doesn't want everyone to be able to say...hey man this guy fucked your wife...or even hey man..I fucked your wife...no,that's like a humiliation thing..

So what those men do...they're seeking for a very special kind of distorded women...

Those women are the ones that actually belive in this story"if you fuck a lot you're a slut and you're less"..so they actually holding themselves from having sex with anyone even though they are living breathing humans that needs sex....

To them it's only okay to fuck a long term relationship....otherwise you're a slut...

Problem is that you can't really order a long term relationship every time you're pussy gets wet....so in that case what you gonna do...hold yourself back???

Yes,that's exactly what they do....and by holding them selfs from this basic human needs...they are actually creating this bubble in which is quite okay to be what others want you to be....and that's exactly how you become...guess what????

You become boring person!!!

So first thing you get from that kind of behavior is that you only attract men who are likely to be a fuckin Talibans nothing more...and secondly those same Talibans just after short time go outside of your home to fuck some fun person because you know what are you....BORING!!!!

Free person is a fun person...free woman is a sexy woman...slaves are no fun..remember that!!!

Bottom line if you divide your life onto decent and indecent part...trust me..every now and then you have to go somewhere and have an outburst because your everyday life...you pretty fuckin hate!!!

Give your dick and your pussy to the same person to whom you gave your heart..that's of course the ultimate goal but if you don't want that or you don't have that right now...you still need to fuck every now and then...

It's okay...just go out there and fuck...and remember...even though you don't have a long term plans with your fuck buddy...you can still love and respect that person as a human being...

This is why it's important to understand....sex is not dirty..sex is beautiful...❤️

Have a nice weekend everybody😻😻😻


tisdag 7 juni 2016

Perfect marriage...

Hey mothafukaaaaassssa...whazz up😘😘😘 
Long time no see I know...but you know me....I fuck a lot of vaginas,making loads of cash,and kicking asses😂😂😂😂....yeah right...I pack bananas for money and I'm poor as fuk😂😂😂

 Anyhoo I wanna share something with you for quite some time now and that would be my stand on "perfect marriage"

Ok,there is no such a thing as perfect marriage same as there's no perfect song,or painting...simply cuz we all want different shit...right:)

Now...as the time went on and as I got older and mature I met a lot of people...from all different areas of life social and financial background and one thing is common for 98% of them regardless of how rich,beautiful,successful they may be...and that "little thing" is that....

They all live in one big,sad,fuckin lie....😕😕😕

Some of them are married,some are not...some have a serious relationships...but just very few have one thing...

That one thing is so uncommon that actually makes me depressed...

When I meet a guy that's willing to tell me something about his life...something that his wife doesn't know tell me only one thing....that person is very,very lonely inside and also severely damaged from very early age...

My advice to that person or any other person for that matter would be...

YOU NEED TO MARRY ONLY THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST THINGS ABOUT YOU!!!

That's the only way to happiness...mark my fuckin worlds!!!

Most likely there's a huge sexual desire towards that person so just beware of how sick are people who don't tell their spouses stuff but tell their mothers or brothers,sisters...etc.

I swear to Gud....those guys visualize their mothers while they're fucking their wifes....and this is one million percent true!!!

And trust me...this honesty shit doesn't come naturally...no way...of course it's uncomfortable and even scary but guess what doing most right things in life are such so suck it up and do it!!!

I myself when I realized that I'm gonna have something big with my wife made myself to tell her everything I could think of about myself especially stuff I'm most ashamed and sorry I've done...

It wasn't easy but it was right and liberating...and right!!!!

Now I'm not saying this is the only thing necessary for happy relationship,but definitely one of the biggest issues know to me...so...

Remember next time you blame others for your failures or....circumstances maybe...or even fuckin God....ask yourself...was there maybe something you could've done to make that shit work...

If you can't remember anything...there's a possibility you're not honest to yourself or that actually you've done everything to make it work...

If that's the case..you have nothing to worry about...because then you're a good person and some things just aren't meant to be😘❤️🙏🏽

P.S. If you love this or even better if you hate it...put on a comment don't be that little fuck😂😂😂😂

Love ya all😘😘😘

fredag 29 april 2016

Cravings,sweet tooth,low blood sugar..

  Hey guys...here I am,still doing my thing trying to make the best out of things:)

  Since I been working lately with people that are struggling with these issues and I live with my wife who could kill herself of eating candies...I thought it might be a good thing to write a few words about it..

  First of all we all need to agree on one thing..a person can live a totally healthy life and absolutely be happy without EVER eating sweets,ok...

  Something like having sex with other gals beside your wife...like..you could be functioning perfectly without it,but somehow it ain't that fun😂😂😂

  Shut up this is my story😂😘😘

  Now..cravings..let's see what is that..it's that time you want to go to your candy-stash and have something sweet,right?

  But whenever I ask people..r u really hungry at that time usually the answer is no,I'm not hungry I just need something sweet...

  So what do we do to prevent that..we have a cheat meal or even cheat days and weekends:)))

  This way we decrease the amount of sweets we take right???

  Maybe...but here is my point of view on this little thing...

  Nobody is disciplined 24/7 whole year around...and even if you are..you gonna feel miserable for the most time...

  People work that way..the more they can't have something the more they want it..like mu previous analogy with sex outside of the marriage😛

  You keep your hands away from something you really want  long enough...more likely you gonna crash and say...aaaaa,fuck it,I'm just gonna have it...

  Now luckily for us..when we get to that point in our marriage there's this thing we call masturbation,that saved millions😂

  Unfortunately,there's no masturbation in eating...the only parallel you can have here is maybe sugar free product,or fat free,or low and no calories stuff..but..I promise you that's not gonna scratch the itch..so to speak:))

  You need a real thing...just,with food you might get away without paying the ultimate price,but if you try the real thing in your marriage..well...good luck with that😊😊😊

  What I'm saying here is that..instead of struggling for six days without eating anything sweet,try to make it a less of a deal for yourself...so if you really feel the need to have something sweet during the week... I say go!

  Yeah but if I start eating chocolate I won't stop at one piece...I'll eat 300g until I shit myself..right?

  This is where it gets fun..not:)

  Before you start raging with candies..make sure you are FULL!!!!!!

  This was our mistakes all the time..we ate two-three hours ago and then we go for something sweet..when basically we are ready to have a snack or even a whole meal..and that's the time when we go wild!

  Parents know this shit...with saying first you eat your food...everything on your plate and then you can have some goodies,right...and then at some point when you tired and you basically don't have the strength to even give a fuck..you start awarding kids with ice cream...

  I dare you...eat 150g of chicken breast,50g of rice(measured raw) a half of avocado and some broccoli...and wait for ten minutes after you've finished and then..gobto your goodies stash and have something sweet...I dare you!

  Maybe in the beginning you'll crap yourself from chocolate..but remember..whenever you need to eat again it's the same rule...food first!!!

  Recently I suggest this to my wife and she was like...oh shit I'm gonna shit chocolate...yeah right,next thing you see,her stopping in the middle of her second handful of goodies looking at me saying...I hate you this is no fun😂😂😂

  One doctor I've listened recently said a good thing..."don't make diets to people where they need to be constantly hungry cuzz usually...they never last"

  So if you're not a fitness competitor and you don't have a date when you need to look top notch on stage...relax!

  



fredag 25 mars 2016

Sex drive and diet...

Heyaaaaaaaaaa....

It's beed so long you guys...huh:)))))

Well a lot of things happened in between and I don't know even where to start,what to begin with...I lost my job,have something extra,nothing permanent,don't know anything but...I guess that's life too:)))

I was thinking of writing about this subject for sooo long and I don't know how and why but I never did...

So boys and girls who love to train and have been dieting before might know what's it like,but the problem is that not so many people are willing to talk about this subject openly..but...that's why I'm here:))))

So...you go on a diet and you start feeling a bit down,a bit hungry and you figure..that's normal..it's a diet,I need to suck it up...fine...

After a while you realize one more thing...your interest in sex is like zero!!!!

You figure..oh well it's a diet it's normal blah,blah...

As you go further you realize more and more that...hey this is not good...this shouldn't be happening like this...at my age..like you clearly see the problem!

Now from the evolutionary point of view...your sex drive is at highest when you're at the right age...but also when you have abundance of all the nutrients necessary for survival...

So you starve yourself long enough and your body is programmed that...hey this is probably not the best time to reproduce...since you're offspring might die or something...

So it's very normal reaction but it's not something you should ignore!

So losing sex drive can happen for so many varieties of reasons...lack of sleep,bad health condition overall,high or low blood pressure,diabetes and prediabetes,STRESS..omg..stress is a destroyer of sex drive..definitely...so how can you recognize what's your reason...

Well...you're welcome😊

Since of course I've been there done that...me and my wife I will describe you in very simple language which some even might consider rude😂😂😂

First of all,if you're a girl you're period gets all fucked up...it gets shorter,usually less bleeding,and also it gets unpredictable until finally you totally lose it.

That's pretty good indicator that something is very wrong and uncomfortable to your body...

Now sex...😬😬😬

If you're a girl or a guy you notice that you can watch porn as it's an afternoon news and not even thinking about jerking off....simple enough?😂😂😂

Second you can't get properly wet,or if you're a guy not that you can't get hard but you tend to lose your hard in the middle...and all that is happening for both boys and girls...because you actually not horny enough...

You're turned on but not as much as you expect so that's why you can't get that hardness or moisture and there's also one very,very common thing for again both genders..

Regardless whether you masturbate or have sex...it's so difficult to cum that it's mind blowing...☹️🔫

And of course it fucks up your self confidence and also the problem here with literally everyone is that...they believe that its only them in this world with that problem...so that makes you even more insecure and not open for any sort of conversation related to that subject...

Truth to the matter is that low sex drive is huuuuge problem among people today so don't ever feel alone in this,because you're simply not:)

Now...how to fight this problem...well...simple...

Notice that I said simple not easy...and simplicity is in the fact that you just need to remove the cause of your problems!

Now,how to remove stress,I have my methods but that's me...

But if your cause is diet...my choice would always be...refeed meal or meals or even days if necessary!!!

Now this is easier said than done...because you don't want to do too much of refeeding because you don't want to gain weight...again...been there done that:)))

But remember one thing...your low sex drive is a perfectly normal signal of your body and regardless of how you look you shouldn't ignore it!

Sure you don't need to gain like 20k over this but I just wanted to say/write this out loud so you can understand better whatta hell is going on with you,without thinking you're a freak:)

Love your body and it will love you back even more❤️

lördag 2 januari 2016

There are only two ways in this world

Heya everyone...

I think about this a lot lately because everywhere you go you can see and hear these stuff like.."be kind to people",the better you are to others,the better life you'll have"..and stuff...but...I don't see it that way!

Now I have to say in the beginning that I'm not really super happy about this,I'm just making an observation!

The way I see things in this world is...you know when you watch some animal documentaries and you see a lion chasing and an antelope?

In my eyes...that's all there is in this world...

Whether you are that lion or that antelope and that's all there is!

And sure a lot of you will say...no,you don't need to put somebody down in order for you to make it...right?

And sure...I understand that point of view and I actually believe that that's the way it should be...but that's just not the case!

This world we live in is teaching us from the start that we have to think about ourselves!

Everything we do is a competition and we all know that at any competition...there are no two or five winners!!!

So you wanna win,you need to better than others...period!!!

You wanna promotion at work....do you ever think about how great that same promotion would be for your colleague...how his or her life would change to better....how he could have a proper vacation with his family or have finally the opportunity to buy a new car....

Fuck that..you don't give a shit about anyone,you just think of your promotion!

Don't even have to mention a business world...omg...

You open a coffee shop in a new neighborhood...first thing you do is you want to make it really good so the others hasitate in their decision to open the other one...do you think how cool would be for that other guy's children to finally have the opportunity to go to better school and their only chance is for their father to open that coffee shop...fuck no!

It's the system that teaching that if we want more...we need to place ourselves above those who have less,and as soon as you start showing compassion for them...you lose!

So there are only two ways in this world...either you fuck or you being fucked:-/