Weed And Life☘️💞

Hey lovZ❤️

It’s not a secret that I’m old and getting even older each day but really I never felt more driven and stronger mentally and physically...

The good thing about aging is that you get wiser..or at least I think I do😳

They say that after 35 you start hating your birthdays...

This is simply because at that point you kinda start realizing that your life is so not gonna be the way you imagined it and you feel with each year you’re being crushed into the “no way out” corner...

Now there’s always two kind of people out there and I don’t really know which one is more anxious about their life!

First one is the one that haven’t achieved some or most of their goals,and they feel like shit because of that!

Now the second one is probably the heavier one..because these people have achieved all the modern person’s goals..they graduated great schools,they found a solid job,got married,made kids,bought a car a dog a house...but they still can figure out why the need to scream in the pillow every night😁

To get an answer to this question I believe you need to smoke some weed☘️☘️☘️

Now I’m not referring to getting high to feel better about yourself but more about the technique of letting the weed drive you...

We’re constantly trying to control our lives and it’s not bad that we do it ok,but we also need to understand that life is in many ways something we shouldn’t and cannot really control!!!

That’s the part of our life where we need to learn how to let things go and basically try to enjoy if it’s good or even accept it if it not...

I started with weed when I was maybe 18ish,cannot really remember exactly but my friends who used to smoke it before me,explained me one thing...

Weed can’t feel good if you don’t let it in so it drives you...

I had no idea what did they mean by that..and that’s exactly why I didn’t feel shit when I tried it first time....

I remember I was not super high but even so I was constantly resisting the feeling I had and wanted to keep the control...

A few times later I realized everything..it was so clear to me...

Being high is actually a total opposite of having control...being high is about letting that opiate take over and you simply sit back and enjoy the ride...

Same goes for life....

You need to learn how to relax and let your life take you wherever is it that you need to be!

Now I know that I sound like a hippie woman and it’s not like I say we should do this with every aspect of our life,but many things in our lives we cannot control..and about those things we get shit scared...

Wrong!!!

We need to relax because we already can’t do shit about but also we should believe that there’s a perfect reason for whatever the outcome is...

I love my life today,not a dream life I may have ten years from now!

Life is now😘

Love you❤️

My Pep Talk

Hey now😘😘😘

It’s not a secret that I’m pretty old and the good reminder of that is when you’re saying often stuff like...

Back in the days or,when we were younger,or these new generations..etc😂😂😂

But honestly what the fuck???

Let me tell you a sad story that happening every day in my life...

I talk to people in the gym,online in real life...they are all aware I’m either PT or that I simply train a lot!

So they start asking me questions about food,exercise..da,da,da...and I be like..

What’s your goal and what do you want in return from the gym?

Now here comes the sad part!!!

Well I really just wanna be healthy and well trained😶🔫

Here goes another super sad part...

People I talk to are under 25..most of them are 18 or 20...

Now here comes the old me...

When I was your age...I wanted EVERYTHING but to be healthy!!!

Like seriously at the age of 18 you just wanna stay healthy..ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING MEEEEEE???

What’s my goal..let me tell you what’s my goai buddy...

My goal is to fuckim shine bitch!!!

My goal is to be more ripped than the most ripped guy on Istagram!!

My goal is to make my butt rounded and hot so when Kim K passes by she needs to look at her fuckin shoes out of embarrassment!!!

I wanna be strong enough to move a truck and trained so much that you cannot miss seeing me on the street!!!

I wanna rule the fucking world!!!

That’s your mothefukin answer you worthless pussies...😡😡😡

Why don’t you set your life goal to be the best looking casket at your funeral you sad fuck!!!

Get up,bread in the air in your healthy fuckin lungs and go get it...

Be a fuckin star..because you bet your ass you ain’t gonna live forever no matter how fuckin retarded healthy you are!!!

Ahen I was your age you worthless cuns,I had no money for food,so I worked as a security guard at the age of 14!!!

I I fuckin asked what do you need to get big..they say protein..

Didn’t have money for protein powder but the eggs were cheap..

I was drinking 60 egg whites and ten yolks EVERY MOTHERFUKIN DAY!!!

You know why??? 

Because failure was not an option for me!  

60 egg whites baby..I was connected with a local farmer and he was delivering me eggs two times week...neighbors thought I was starting a catering business for fuck sake!!!

And you’re telling me today that you just can’t imagine your life with candy???

Fuck you,and your healthy fuckin candy!!!

You don’t wanna be bodybuilder...no worries it way harder than you think,so don’t worry about that!!!

But don’t you wanna look fantastic like those world famous people who are just really,really ripped and trained to the insanity???

If you’re a girl and want have your butt rounded do you really think you can make your flat bony ass rounded with pilates and spinning???

You need to lift heavy,squats heavier and when you’re done do some more of that just to be sure you completely demolished your glutes so you know you left them no other fuckin option but to grow!!!

That’s how you achieve your goals,by being ready to do whatever it takes...to rage at yourself when you’re not giving everything you got...to be furious when others do a great job and you’re not!!!

Not at them..they do good..but at yourself!!!

You’re beautiful just the way you are???...well great then...just be beautiful the way you are and don’t you forget to stay healthy..because that shit is gonna give you the feeling of being alive!!!

Yeah...when you see a hot girl,say..oh she’s out of my league...yeah..don’t try to step up your fuckin game and put yourself in the highest league ever..no,no,no...

You’re are fuckin beautiful just the way you are...don’t you ever fuckin forget that!

This all the pep talk I can give you🤷🏽‍♀️

Have a nice week😘❤️

Worked every Sunday all summer long beside my full time job I already had cuz I needed money for my competition! Trained two times one hour cardio a day and gymming 6 days a week! 

Stay healthy tho😘

Gay curse or men curse❓🤨🤔

Hey guyZ what up!

You know I’m constantly trying to discover things about human nature and specially human sexuality sooo,I like to talk to people about that...

Recently I found a pattern that maybe explains one of my old questions...

Why gay guys wanna fuck me and waste their time on straight guys generally while they can fuck enormous amount of other gay guys?

The most common answer to that question from gay guys is...”nah because they’re gay”, or “they are too gay” which to me doesn’t make sense🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Recently I asked my gay friend..what is it about the guy you find very attractive...

He said many very regular things such as to be hot,have a nice smile great sense of humor but more specifically...well he should be tall,strong to have big hands...

And the dick I asked..should it be big or small?

Not to small he said and not necessarily too long but it’s a great turn on when it’s thick..he said!

Now this is exactly what my female friends say they want from a guy!!!

The weirdest part is big hands...like,what’s the functionality of that..but it’s probably like big tits I guess..well not even that..big tits you can titty fuck big hands can slap your ass maybe but..nah I cannot find the parallel...

Thick dick was actually the same exact explanation...long and thin dick just hurts as someone is stabbing you with a sharp needle but when it’s thick you feel like you being fucked by a freight train..and I’m guessing that’s what you wanna feel...

To be fucked by a freight train🤷🏽‍♀️😂🚊 

So long story short gay guys are attracted to the same type of guys that straight girls are attracted to!!!

Now what do you think,how straight girls see feminine men???

Exactly as maybe cool or cute but not something they wanna fuck...so same thing goes for gay guys!!!

So I guess it’s like a curse then😕

You’re attracted to people who most likely will never be attracted to you and people who would like to fuck you you don’t find very attractive... 

Oh well if they just knew that it’s pretty much the same even if you’re a straight guy..

In most cases girls you’d like to fuck wouldn’t wanna wipe their asses with you and it’s usually the same thing other way around so...

Well anyways that’s my stance on that and what’s your opinion?

Usually you’re very talkative so I have no doubt you’ll drown me with comments😂😂😂

Have a nice week babZ😘

One of the very few times in my life when I actually managed to fuck the girl I actually wanted to fuck...it took me five years tho..so no pressure😂😂😂

What kind of women❓

Heya lovZ

It’s a great weekend heading I’m taking a chill pill on first Swedish Sun while having my triple espresso absolutely by myself🙏🏽😇❤️

Recently I was asked,Andrija what kind of women do you like...

First I start explaining that I’m too old to prefer bigger tits,smaller ass,longer legs and dark hair..I love women and the way they function...

Yes but I didn’t ask you about physical appearance,more like what kind of person you want from a woman...

Hmmm..yeah,and I was asked by a very young person so I was kinda pleased to hear a bit more advanced question!

First of all I like my wife a lot besides the fact I love her...why?

Well let me tell you why...

My wife had and still struggling with stress,anxiety and depression..however we laugh all tge time,we do shit together she’s driven even though she’s fighting with her shit every single day!

Example,when she quit working at her previous job EVERYONE reported that it’s quiet and kinda sad without her!

But let’s talk about others then my wife now...I love meeting new people..mostly women but sure guys too...

I like to ask you inconvenient questions nit because I really give a fuck about you answer but to either make you relaxed or scare you off so you leave...

Why?

A girl told me she’s studying and since she’s a free spirit she’s seeing her sugar daddies...one or several...

Of course I wanted to know EVERYTHING about that so I asked...

Long story short..they have a lot of money and they’re also educated and helping her about here studying but they also have wifes!

So I asked..why guys like young women..are their wifes ugly,and fat?

She’s like..no actually most of them looks really good and are beautiful...but they’re not after my young age..they’re after my young spirit...

Apparently they say their wifes are old inside,like boring and not fun to hang around with...

Like if he wants to jump bungee with someone with his wife he wouldn’t even want to ask because she would probably get super mad at him...but with a young girl would be like...

OMG...fuck it,let’s goooo💪🏾

So it’s about that young spirit regardless of your age...

Whenever I visit someone older than used to know me well before,and I start throwing jokes about pussy and ass..they be like..

You’re still that same moron you used to be,nothing changed😃

You bet you’re ass nothing changed in that way..I’m that old moron by choice and no other reason!!!

I don’t have kids but I wanna ask God..like The God(who I don’t believe in but anyways)...

Dear Lord oh mighty...when I become a parent,if I also become that boring piece of shit human being that stopped swearing and started behaving because of the parenthood...

...Dear God,send a cancer that gonna kill me slowly and painfully so my kids can see what happens to old,boring waste-shit-people!!!!

Have an amazing weekend my lovZ👅💦🍆👄

A natural habitat😂😂😂

Hey now😘

Talked to a guy recently and asked him how it was at the vacation he recently had...

He was like,it was ok,describing the weather and climate and shit...

I was like so where exactly were you in that country(never mind which country)...

He’s like,yeah we were there but since my mom and dad ranted a car we were all around the coast....

For a second I stopped...ok this dude is 25 and he’s having a vacation with his mom and dad..ok,maybe they wanted to do something nice for him you know like family bonding..I get that...

So yeah,the guy was like...yeah so the cost is beautiful but the country is pretty poor so they cut a lot of wood which was a natural habitat for a few species...

So those few species almost vanished so the numbers of foxes got risen!

That wouldn’t be a problem he continued if the main food source of food for those foxes weren’t rabbits!

Now the number of rabbits rapidly dropped so certain vegetation started...blah,blah...

So now they’re importing some special trees from Africa so,the fox stop eating rabbits and vegetation can flourish....

I stopped listening at the cost is beautiful...cuz he lost me completely...and start realizing why Sweden is bringing foreigners in...

It’s because someone needs to fuck their women while they at the age of 25 thinking about habitat of a rabbits that are eating a royal worms which are in in endangered species😂😂😂😂

Oh My Fuckin Gooood!🤷🏽‍♀️

Like I’m nit saying people should d what I do but honestly..when you’re 25 year old guy....97% of your time should be dedicated to the pusyyyyyyy😋😋😋 

At that age I was jerking off ten times a day while fucking my girlfriend three times a day..and since then the number just rises🤗

Like seriously there’s something wrong with the world...

I understand that we should think about shit like that it’s about our survival and yeah...blah,blah...but pussy is life!

It’s an instinct it’s a a force that you don’t question but simply follow!

I don’t know,it just wowed me how young people can be so lost instead of having the time of their lives...

Oh well..that’s what I wanted to share with you guys..what’s your opinion on this subject?😂😂😂

Have a great day ya all😘

New generation new version of normal!

When I was young,which was a million years ago,dating was like...I see a girl I like then I’m somehow approaching her,talk to her,make her laugh and ask her out..

If she agrees we go out,eat,have coffee whatever,I walk her home and try to kiss her,and if she lets me..we’re a couple!

Which by some unwritten rules,we hang together,go to parties as a couple,she needs to be faithful to me and I need to be faithful to her...

Haven’t been dating for very long time now but I think that’s the concept even today..more or less...

This concept I find wrong today...

This old way you introduce teenagers a territorial issues and ownership over other people which I believe it’s wrong even at that age but also later on in life...

I do believe it’s better if kids lose their virginity in some meaningful way...

I believe it’s really good to be introduced with sex through someone you truly love,and from that point I believe it’s better...

But that’s just a good ground for what’s to come...

Then when you’re done with that relationship you feel unclean,you feel imperfect..so that’s the perfect time to start hoing:)

Now this period of time I should do differently...

This is the time of dating...and by dating I mean having people you’re seeing...and by seeing I also mean fucking...

So in this period,no one should ask no one who are you seeing beside me?

Some couples would reveal that to each other some will stay secretive,but at that point it should be normal to ask a girl when we gonna meet,and when she says I can see you on Thursday...

You should be ok with the fact that Thursday is the only available day for you to fuck her because she’s got other guys that are fucking her on Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday!!!

This is the period of sexual but also emotional growing up..maturing and it shouldn’t be skipped!

This is the time where you learn how important is that’l your girlfriend suck dick,or whether you’re boyfriend’s eating pussy technique is something very big to you or not...

Do you do anal,and can you cum from dick alone or you need to rub...

Different partner reach you differently and you can’t truly find yourself in fucking three people before marriage!!!

Now this new dating period is also time when you actually realize if you can actually spend your time only with one person or if maybe that’s not your thing...

I recently said that even if you are into marriage you should at least experience 30-50 people before that...

This will give you enough time to explore your body and how you react to different things and different people...but also very important part..the power of seduction:)))

You know there are two types of people,but in this conversation I’ll say girls in this world...

You tell a girl something like..oh,I saw you in that dress the other day..sweet Lord I had some dirty thoughts...

Free girl will be like...TELL ME!

The girl that had one dick will go...OH STOP IT!

Guess which one is more fun to hang with???

And just for the record a girl says TELL ME,has NOTHING to so if a guy is handsome or not,hot or not,if a girl is in a relationship or not..free girl will ask it for fun..not because she necessarily wants dick or because she’s even single...but because she’s free!!!

A none experienced people can not be lots of fun..trust me!!!

What..30-50 is a big number...nope..you start fucking when you’re 14-15 max...you’re horny like hell but you still have enough intellect to understand TSD and pregnancy...you date that person a year..you break up,you start fuckin around...

Next year you find another someone that you wanna try a monogamous relationship..it lasts for 6-8 months...

By this point you already fucked fifteen people!

After this you fuck some more...

By the age of twenty you have reached at least 15-20...

Then you become more selective and wiser in choosing your partners...

If you’re smart enough you’re never step into a comment like marriage before the age of thirty...assuming you decide to have such thing...

So there you go..20-50 is very doable goal!

Go fuck,use condom,be smart,enjoy life...don’t get pregnant to early and don’t get married just because it’s normal!

Thinking that it’s normal to get married is actually super not normal...

Getting married is an option..one of many!

I do believe it good to have a partner while you’re raising kids so from that point I think some versions of marriage are better for the child’s upbringing...but...

Children are also just one of many options!!!

Have a great evening friendZ😘

Teenagers going on a date😱

Hey guyZ😘

This photo on Instagram triggered me to think about what’s going on in the world...

So we can see how teenagers going on a date and that’s nothing unusual right...but look at the year...1950s,that’s close to 70 year ago!

And on top of that we have today people all around the world banning their children to do this kind of things!

To me it’s very easy...the society is less primitive as much as their women are free🤷🏽‍♀️

I know many cases where fathers were mega strict,no boyfriends,no dressing provocative,no swearing...nothing,but somehow their daughters got themselves pregnant by the age of 20,no boyfriend,no partner,no father to the babies..why?

Because primitive people try to deal with human nature with setting bunch of rules!

They consider that we were born wrong and that our responsibility is to cure the filth we were born with by fucking the children up!

If you’re having sex drive,shame on you,young girl like you should think about that!

If you’re gay,shame on you you’re a woman you should like men!

If you’re promiscuous,shame on you you should have only one boyfriend!

If you dress up provocative,shame on you you should dress decently,you’re embarrassing your father...

Shame,shame,shame...

Everything we feel is a fuckin shame right???

God😡😡😡

Learn human nature,understand it and then try to deal with it...not to ban it!

You create life based on your nature!

Are we evil for needing water to drink,NO...and it’s a same thing when women wants dick!

How stupid would be if a father told his daughter...young lady you’re not allowed to drink that much water,shame on you!

As a parent you need to prepare your kids for future life...so instead of telling them they should be ashamed...learn them how to use a condom,how to pick their partners,how to love,and be loved,let them know about STDs,educate them!

Yeah but it’s uncomfortable...go fuck yourself,life is uncomfortable sometimes..deal with it!!!

The only way to fight primitivism and talibanism is to do shit to piss them off and to not give a single flying fuck about what they say!

I was also inspired my the role of Meryl Streep in the movie The Post,which btw I highly recommend❤️

So my dear ladies I’m not forcing you to do anything stupid here just to prove a point,no...I invite you to be free and feel free about yourself and your bodies and specially about your pussies...

Your pussies are yours...you decide what to do with em😌😘❤️