Can I make you feel special?

Hey now💋

Here I am in the Sun trying to get some tan with my wife and just thinking how much I suck😂😂😂

Generally too,sure..but In this particular case I’m talking about which is...making people feel special...

I suck at it🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

I have a few theories why that’s not so bad because obviously I try to justify my asshole-ness but first thing is probably cuz I don’t feel comfortable when people try to make me feel special!

I already feel special..

I feel different,and sometimes it’s good different sometimes bad..but I love being different in my own way...

That’s probably how many people define SPECIAL...but in most cases,when you wanna feel special comparing to others you actually wish you feel better than others!

Why?

When a person sings better than me,which is not really hard at all..I don’t see that person to be better or worse than me...

Sure better singer but that’s it!

That person can have same problems like me...they can have a thousand and one issue except singing...

Therefore you don’t be a little bitch about it even if your goal is to become the new Mariah Carey,some people have it some don’t...that’s it!

So when I need to make someone special I don’t really know how to...because I can’t do it without sounding like a sleazy fuk!

My wife said once...it’s difficult to feel special around you,she said...

Like sure you get hard every time you see me naked but you get hard basically when someone just mentions pussy...so how I’m I any different than others?

I be like...you’re not!

Every pussy in this world makes me hard,so in that way yours is nothing special🤷🏽‍♀️

But...I can’t see how you don’t already feel special about the fact that I live and fuck only with you and not with any other person in this world that has a pussy?

Cuz in my mind you marrying me an not all the other guys in the world is quite enough!

Next thing...

I can have coffee with just about anyone!

I see you I find you interesting in any way I’ll invite you to have a cup of coffee or a drink with me...

The way I do it..is very dry,and has no reason for you to feel special..and that’s exactly why so many people(mostly girls) said no to my invitations😂😂😂

In my mind tho...if you just invited me I’ll feel special because I got invited...

The person that’s gonna make me feel special later during our conversation is...

MEEEE🤷🏽‍♀️

When you sit down with me...you will realize that there’s nothing normal about me..and that’s something I’m super proud of!!!

Some people will love it most will hate it..but I can promise you one thing...

The last thing you’ll have to do with me...is to make me feel special!

You know why..

Because I am special and I don’t need someone’s confirmation!!!

That’s exactly what I expect from you,because I can’t cope very well with damaged people!

If you constantly need a confirmation you’re special..you’re not special!

The shitty part is also that the actual sleazeballs will never have a problem in sugarcoating stuff for you to get something they want!

So you can stop blaming men,women or basically people for your weaknesses and stupidity...special people don’t need anyone to tell them they’re special...and all the others...

Are stupid for thinking they’re not😘💋❤️

Cheating you aging process 101

Hey my lovZ

From very long time ago,people and especially leaders and emperors were really into figuring out how to live forever!

Have everything you wish for,nobody can overrule your decision and you have all the supremacy you ever wanted except one!!!

You still die same way ordinary people do,or even beggars,criminals etc!

I still haven’t figured out how to live forever but I have a few tips tho so stay turned;)

They say that the closest thing to eternal life is to leave your legacy so you live through the future generations!

Sounds like a bullshit at first but if you think about it..it’s not bullshit at all!!!

We all need to understand one basic thing before we even start thinking about it!

The nature doesn’t want us to live forever,we do!

Therefore the nature learned our bodies how to behave and react to a certain things with only and I repeat now because it really important...only one purpose...

To survive long enough so we can have offsprings!!!

As long as the nature concerns our only purpose is that...prolongation of the species!!!

Knowing this and ways that our body functions we can actually manipulate with our bodies into making our organisms think were still not there yet!!!

Remember your body have no clue if there’s a real lemon in your hand,so if you just start imagining that lemon being squeezed and all the juce is coming out...your mouth will get super moist as the lemon was actually there!!!!

I think of pussy I get hard,no woman around,no pussy around!

I know you got it from the first boring example I just needed to put a pussy in this equation so you don’t forget what da fuk you’re reading😘

So...a girl get her first period..she’s capable of getting pregnant and give birth...therefore she gets strong sex drive!

A boy doesn’t get his period but maybe around the same age or usually a bit later start feeling the same drive!!!

It’s not just sex drive we feel in puberty and a bit after...it’s a fuckin force that consumes us so we think about it all the time!

Nobody was jerking off more in their 30’ as much as during the puberty,right..ok me maybe but not normal people😬

When you’re in puberty you eat crap all the time but your hormones are flushing your body that I just look better and more attractive!!!

Why?

Because evolution wants us to be hot to our partners so we can get horny and fuck!

One of the most important if not the most important hormone we’re lacking later in life is growth hormone!

It’s presence in our body controls our insulin levels and therefore we don’t gain fat as crazy when we eat chocolate and sugar as we gonna do later in life!

So...growth hormone...in Hollywood well known as the hormone of youth so don’t get too impressed by Sylvester Stallone is vainy and all pumped at his age...it’s not healthy food!

Other hormone that’s very important for this subject is testosterone and in women besides this one also estrogen and progesterone!

These hormones gives us sex drive!

In men it’s just T and in women T is pretty important but also a good balance between E and P can play the role!

Enough with the science shit!

First things that many people,especially Americans do is a hormonal replacement therapy HRT where doctors determine your present levels of hormones and inject you with a synthetic version of all these hormones which brings you back to your early twenties...so to speak!!!

This is cool thing,quite expensive tho but the downside is that you get the abilities of a 20 year old and you heart is well,let’s say 65 years old and it’s can’t always bare the need of a young person..so you may die of a heart attack😂😂😂

Or not it’s very individual and people who do HRT get checked constantly!

What about us...none rich peasantry?

What do we do to keep our bodies producing these sweet hormones so we look better and feel better?

Because remember it’s not a coincidence that after giving birth mothers don’t look as tight as they were before kids..why?

The nature thinks your purpose is finished..you need to live a bit more  for parenting and that’s it!

The big secret is that we can actually trick our bodies into thinking we’re still not done yet!!

When a woman steps out of a bad marriage and start dating again..she gets prettier,why..because her mind is now on the market again..and therefore her hormones are getting restarted..so to speak!!!

So first thing we need to do....

Yes I’m a perv and an idiot and whatever but yes babe you got it!!!!

You need to cum as often as possible!!!

Not to just fuck...to CUM!!!!

if you don’t have who to fuck,jerk off..just keep cuming because that’s the signal to your body that you don’t have bunch of kids and hate life cuz you don’t have time to take a shit let alone to fuck and cum...

You don’t have time???

Make time..or keep doing what you’re doing and feel as a 90 year old person!!!

Every obstacle in a way is your enemy number one...remember that..stress,lack of time,lack of sleep,lack of food,lack of good food...all this shit and many more are gonna make you feel numb in your dicks and pussies so you won’t actually miss sex at all...you know why???

Because your lifestyle is tricking your bodies your fuckin 90 year old grandma or grandpa😡😡😡

Next thing is growth hormone,the fountain of youth!!!

Never tried the synthetic one since it’s so fuckin expensive,but again..the good news is that you can again manipulate your body to produce more of this great hormone!!’

First of all insulin stops the production of GH so eating tok much carbs is not good for this!

GH production is strongest about half an hour or an hour before you fall asleep so,presence of insulin in your blood stream is a killer!!!

What to do? 

Don’t eat at least three hours before you’re about to sleep!!!

One great thing that will boost your GH production is intermittent fasting...

Now I’m not a big fan of advicing people to eat like this but I would have to say...two times a week having an 16-18 hours gap of not eating ANYTHING will actually make great benefits for you!!!

One final thing is lifting heavy objects..like heavy lifting in the gym...

After heavy lifting training session your body will be stimulated to produce more GH and T so that’s pretty good...

High intensity interval training will also do pretty much the same thing..so...GO!

All these things you were pretty much aware of before that they’re good..maybe didn’t know the science behind it which is also pretty fuckin irrelevant right,but the most important question for you is how the fuck should I find the strength to do all this shit in my already fucked up life schedule???

Answer is always simple...not so easy tho!!!

Stop doing stuff you do today!!!

Not all but some...

Figure out what is it that you don’t absolutely HAVE TO DO...and cut those things off from your life by doing stuff I suggest!!!

I mean...no stress but if you don’t do it...you’ll look old,you’ll feel old and you’ll probably die sooner,so....🤷🏽‍♀️😂😘

Have a great fuckin Sunday my babZ❤️

Me and my wife a million years ago when we were just friends😻

Easy Lover

Hey now😛😛😛

Ok,so all of you who have me on Instagram saw I posted a photo of me singing in a dildo or a vibrator if you will...

So I got it from LetsDeal some app with offers and I remember I got up one night around 3am to pee,checked out LetsDeal and saw this bad boy..so I clicked BUY🤷🏽‍♀️

It came pretty fast so that was good,the price was like 30 💶€ or $ ish,never mind..price is pretty fair in my opinion!

So my wife’s first reaction was oh wow it’s beautiful and it’s really soft surface,like good quality material!

And this is really good you know..you don’t want your dildo to look like some Chinese shit from dollar store!

So after a day or two my wife and I were about to train at the same time but different gyms,she doesn’t like mine cuz it’s always crowded!

She came back earlier and texted me,why am I not home yet...

I was like I still train leave me alone...

So she sent me a picture of a dildo and wrote..come home I wanna play😈

I was like..COMING🍆🍆🍆😂😂😂

So came back home took a quick shower and started:)))

We did a bit of 69 which we haven’t done for a while it was really good,specially when she started riding my face,like that’s the way I wanna die🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

So she laid down on her back and I took the vibrator...

Switched it on and put it inside her pussy😋😋😋

She was like..wow..it really buzzing,like in a good way...but after a while she goes ok,enough of that I need a real thing:)

So I put my dick inside while massaging her clit with the vibrator...

Now she was omg,this is way better!!!

She started to twist and moan while I was highing up the buzz...

She was wet before but with this thing she was kinda creamy wet..very cool I gotta say!!!

So she came and we continued to fuck and that was it basically:)))

All in all,good product,my wife is very happy with it,it made her cum fast and pretty strong and again fair price and easy to use...

It doesn’t require no batteries since it’s chargeable and the little hole at the back af the thing is so small you can’t even see it:)))

Ladies if you don’t have a boyfriend or your guy’s got really small dick like mine...I would recommend to buy this little gadget:)))

That’s all for this time...hugs and kisses😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Birthday edition🙂

Hey now💋

Do you feel stressed?

Do you feel it’s wrong?

If you do,why do you feel that way?

If it’s a normal part of our life why we respond to it so shitty?

I have a theory as always and as almost always begins from the ancient times,when people lived in tribes and took care of everything by themselves...

If women stayed home watching kids,making sure everything is at the right place so when men come back from hunting they can all start a feast and also preservation of the prey...who do you you think had more stress?

Women who used to stay home or men who needed to hunt and run and risk their lives?

Men of course,and of course I really believe that some women were extremely good hunters too,but most of them weren’t and weren’t even interested in because of what?

Testosterone?

Now when a problem starts some people gets anxious some people get pissed...the pissed ones are the ones with more testosterone!

Higher levels of this hormone makes you a bit less emotional and a bit more pissed!

Now before you start hating me saying I’m a male pig and shit,think about it!!!

Now I talked about this with my wife and of course she said...yeah maybe but if that’s so and you think men should work and women should stay home we’re going backwards,right?

And yes she is right!

But that’s not what I’m suggesting.

Lifting heavy at work is something that men and women do everyday!

But how did they arranged how much can one lift with bare hands?

We all know that most men can lift more than most women,so we found a number which I believe it’s 19kg that is the maximum to lift without any machinery!

That number was determined by women’s capabilities so that everyone at work feel equal!

Same goes with stress!

We make that level of stress acceptable for everyone first of all because it’s healthier for everyone and second it’s showing equality!!!

Men were pressured for so long that they all need to be men and not show emotions and fight and conquer...but stupidly girls are also pressured with.. you can’t be soft,if men see your soft side they’ll crush you!

“We the women need to be better than them just so we can prove we can do their jobs”!!!!

Sick!!!

Nobody needs to prove nothing...it’s not a competition it’s a mindfuck that gives us shitty life and the only part that is actually benefiting from it are corporations we work for!!!

On the other hand...have you ever tried to make a stressed woman cum...hehe,if you haven’t,try it and tell me how it goes...

My wife used to be one of those and trust me,there’s nothing worse than sexual numbness...and we need to fight against it in every possible way!

Women’s body was designed to be way more selective about having sex and finding a partner,because in ancient times she was the one that supposed to take care of the offspring and therefore her body was designed to shut down sexually if she lives in a bad or stressful environment!

And the worst stress is of course the existential one...so yeah we don’t have that today right,we’re not running away from animals that wants to kill us and shit sure...but..

Being stressed about your job is super existential!

Loosing a job means,having no money for basic stuff so..what’s that if not existential?

And this all thing I wrote is totally normal referring to women only because we have changed,and times have changed and many women can bare stress way better than men,but...

I still think that the whole thing”we need to show the world that we can do better than guys” is actually destroying women’s happiness and I believe we need to make it right!

Where I work there’s no separation between men’s and women’s job but still we do help our female coworkers with some heavier stuff,and that’s also something that’s disappearing with time...

There are less and less gentleman...buying your woman a cup of coffee or a glass of wine is not about money,it’s about nice gesture!

But nowadays women also refuse to receive that drink from a guy because she wants to show she’s independent!

Sooo many women say that they want to feel safe and taken care of from their guys why?

Because they’re brainless bimbos?

No because it’s okay!

But today society tells you you should not be taking that from a guy,because a guy will use that to put you down and make you feel less...and unfortunately so many guys do exactly that!

Girls,put on some high heels it’s fine,and guys..stop being such a god damn pussies😘💋❤️

Separation recipe 101

Hellooooo you😘😘😘

Here you are reading shit,here I am writing it😍

I wanna help you guys...

Not all of you but many of you including myself and people from my life...

You got yourself out of a bad relationship...

It’s tough I know,and it’s totally normal to be tough,because we all like to think that this is it,now I’m on a good path and then everything goes to shit...

How to cope with this feeling of emptiness,fear that comes with it and how to find the strength to move on...

Well there is a saying of man from Serbia who is a father of a good friend..he said about when you breakup with a girl why you should not waste your time and try to go get her as soon as you can because...

Once she gets another balls slapping her ass she’s forgetting the first one!!!

And this is actually the greatest wisdom of it🤷🏽‍♀️

Now there’s a catch to everything so to this too...

Usually with the help of this recipe men are the ones who get over it sooner...

So..we have two people recently broke up one is a guy other is a girl and they try to fuck other people in order ti forget their exes...

Usually...a guy will forget first...why?

Because men are pigs!?

Well yes but that’s not the reason here...

The reason why this recipe helps men more than women is...

Because whem men fuck they usually...CUM!!!!

Which sadly is not the case for women...

So you can’t just fuck..you actually don’t need to fuck at all...you can jerk off,but you need to cum...

I would say in the beginning when you’re super sensitive...at least two times a day!!!

How I know this..cuz I’ve been there!!!!

When I broke up with my ex or more like when she left my sorry ass I couldn’t get over it...

So I felt really bad and I have noticed that my sex drive was zero...and we’re talking about my sex drive...a person who could fuck two times a day while jerking off two times a day...now zero!

After a month of desperation I was like well,she left it’s been so long since I haven’t had any pussy other than her..so now,I’ll try to be a slutty piece of shit!

Hehehe..easier said than done...

Couldn’t find any girl to fuck so I started with what I do best..I was jerking off...

And it helps!!!

Maybe that even helps more than fucking another person because it is also about emotions as well,but we don’t realize how physical it is too...

Once you cum,you’re good to go for 5-6 hours!!!

You laugh,you wanna go out and hang out with people,you laugh more..generally you’re more functional!

As depression kills your body physically so you can’t get out of the bed,that’s exactly how emotional sadness kills your sex drive!!

This is exactly why you should go for heavy workout once you feel depressed and why should you make yourself cum when you’re separating💋

I know how this sounds coming from me,but try it,and let me know how did it go❤️💪🏾💦

Have a nice week my lovZ😘

A Simple Explanation🤓

Hey lovZ💋

Told you before I like to ask for a selfie while I’m texting with someone..well mostly with somebody who owns a vagina but never mind that:)

What I’ve noticed is this...

If a woman is 25-26 and above,asking for a selfie is more than asking for a pussy pic!!!

To them it becomes a nightmare...and they’re ready to find a thousand and one excuse why they don’t want that!!

Mostly because they look horrible,they look disgusting,they have no makeup,their hair is messy...bottom line they think they’re ugly or at least not pretty enough...

When you ask a guy for a selfie he just makes one...not because he thinks he’s beautiful or anything bu because guys think guy’s way and girls girl’s way...

How..let me explain...

See I know when a woman is hot and when she’s super hot and when she’s ok,and when she’s just fuckable..etc. I’m not a moron...but..

When you haven’t had any pussy recently you simply lower your bar and go after whatever is available...tall,short,big ass,flat ass...fuck it!

Girls on the other hand..not at all!!!

At least most of them...

I have a friend who’s fuckin beautiful and on top of that he was always a good student,had money,car,nice clothes and stuff...

When we go out together with him...hundred out of hundred girls in the club would fuck him!!!

We,the rest of the crew of course feel like someone took a shit on our heads and therefore no girl would wipe their asshole with us....after they’re done fucking our pretty friend...

But I was always thinking...ok,all of you ladies want him...and let’s say he agrees to fuck you all....there is fuckin hundred of you...

If he fucked each woman for just one minute,he would came after third girl...

But the girls are super aware of this,of course he  can’t fiuck them all but they hope that that one is going to be her!!!

Some of them send him a drink,some,flirt with him verbally,some just by watching,some even humiliate them selfs to get his attention but we,other men do not exist for those ladies...

When he pick one or three never mind..you know what those other girls do...

They don’t come to us,or basically any other guy in the club...

They simply go home🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

So if you can notice here...this is the reason why they feel super insecure once they gain 5kilos of fat,when their boobs are not as firm as when they were 19,when they but is not as rounded as before...

They think the way they think...

They thought that we,the guys in that club who were not perfect as my friend are not just maybe,little less cute or less sexy..no,no,no...

For them we were shit who don’t deserve to breathe,and therefore now,when they are not perfect they also think that they’re shit that doesn’t deserve air!!!

You see my beautiful ladies this is why you’re not sexy...

You still look sexy,but you’re not sexy because you let some imaginary social norms fuck you up completely...

Insecurity is the greatest turn off!!!

This is exactly why you need to fuck more....because by changing partners you realize what one of my slutty friend used to say...

I know I’m not perfect but once we take off our clothes I just go...cuz being a great fuck has nothing to do with having perfect ass and great tits!!!

Have a lovely evening my lovZ👅