New Year's Resolution

Hey nowww:))

So tomorrow is the end of 2015 and the beginning of 2016...and what that really means?

We're getting older,that's for sure...some of us a bit wider the others..not so much:)

But a lot of people are making a New Year's resolutions such as..I'm gonna quit smoking or,find a new job or have a serious relationship...so I was thinking a bit about it...what should my NY's resolution should be....

The truth to the matter is that I don't really give much of the relevance to these holidays...cuz you know me..I don't believe in God and stuff and also I really dislike doing same thing that everyone else is doing so...you get the picture...

But the fact is that I do have a resolution of mine too...it's not maybe related to New Year..but still...even an ashole like me can't be completely immune to the fact that the whole world is excited over this New Year shit...

Long story short...my resolution for the upcoming year is...HAPPINESS🙏🏽❤️😍

It might sound pretty simple but if you think about it..it's not really that simple...

Different people like and want different things...so what makes me happy probably doesn't make everyone happy...

They say money is something that's making everyone happy..and sure I like money too..but...as a dear song goes...careful what you wish!!!

Because if you make a wish to have more money...you might just get it but if your priority wasn't happiness...you might have money without being happy...

How...well,take me for example...maybe the only way for me to have the money is to find a job that's going to consume all my energy physical and mental and I'm not going to be good for anything...

There you go...more money,less happiness...

Maybe I can remarry and have a mega rich cougar...sure but then I won't be with my wife and that not what's making me happy...

Maybe I need to drop the gym...unhappy...

So you can name a bunch of things and people that are making you happy every day it's just that you take that for granted and you totally don't pay attention to them...on how important part of your life that is...because...

A glass can be half full or half empty...it's depends if your perspective on how your see things...and most of us are so focused on things we need to get,and forget about everything that we already have every day.

Therefore...my resolution for the next year and the year after that is simply to be even more happy than I am today...

I'm sure things will will work out just fine..

How do I  know???...well I don't,but I choose to believe❤️

Concussion and steroids🍷💊💉

Heyaaaaa...Merry Christmas everybody:))))

I've just seen the movie Concussion with Will Smith and others and I gotta tell you it's awesome,u should definitely watch it!

Basically it's about the struggle of a few men to prove that playing American football is highly risky for the human brain and that professional football players went crazy over those severe brain damages which some even lead to suicides!

Now the point here is not to bann NFL...no...it's pretty similar and in the movie even compared to tobaccos...

You need to be warned about the dangers that American Football might get you to,so you know what are you getting into...you or your child,husband...etc.

We all know that tobacco is bad for health,for lungs,for cardiovascular system and brings several sorts of cancers..but it's still fair to write this down on each tobacco products something like "smoking kills"

Of course you won't change the world with this but you will bring the awareness to a bit higher level...and that's it!

It's also stupid to think of banning cigarettes or American football for that matter because people need to be able to make their own choice about how they gonna live their lives...right?

Well how's that different from steroids usage???

All people who use or want to use steroids should be aware of the potential danger of steroids but that's one thing...

Another thing is to make it illegal...and make legal to stop a big guy in the street by a police and force him to do the doping test!!!

I mean can't you see how wrong that is???

One thing is if you're selling it illegally,to make money off of it,to sell it to kids...but fuck...can I choose whether I want to live my life healthy or unhealthy?

Another thing is the subject of using and abusing ANYTHING!

U can have a glass or two of some fine vine with dinner after work with your friends and you can destroy yourself of alcohol...it's not the same thing!

So my point here is....

Steroids should be legal...they should be available to everyone with a doctor's supervision and there should be a natural and professional division in sports so athletes as well can make their own choices about their sport and their body!

Have a great weekend you all😘🍷💉💊

Why we don't hang out with eachother

Hey guys,friends and followers:))

First I gotta say thank you to all of you but specially to my Russian brothers and sisters:))))..I don't know why you find this shit interesting but apparently you do and I thank you for that:)

This weekend I was thinking about why the fuck people don't hang out with eachother...

We have payed a visit to our friend and my wife's colleague and she lives in a totally opposite side of the city so it took us a while to get there but still...it was worth it....

People don't do that anymore...at least I think they don't....and I really think that's not good...so I was asking myself...why is this like that?

I don't know if I had figured out all the reasons but I think I can name this one that's pretty big from where I see it...

The very usual reason I keep hearing is...well it's weekend and I don't have the strength for anyone...I just want to relax...right...

My question is...why the fuck can you relax while you're having friends over?

Why..when did we become so fuckin locked inside of ourselves and our lives and problems...what happened to us and made us this way?

U have something on your mind....someone is coming over you never even considered of talking with that someone about it...no...because,you don't do that shit...

You as a host need to be fun and,jolly and happy right...no!

We're all people,we all have problems and being open about those problems will make you feel better and you will also create a stronger connection between you and the person you're talking to!

Yeah but I have only one or two persons that I can talk to about these issues...

Really..then fuck you...you need to have a childhood friend here who btw lives on another continent in order to say out loud that you hate your job or that you can't start dieting and you're getting fat or that your penis foreskin is burning cuz you were beating off too much...ok this last one is maybe just me....but anyway...

If you need only someone you can trust to tell your stories like this that you're dead...you're gone...you are numbed and socially deficient..which means you're fucked!

I know people married that simply can't talk to eachother..what the fuck happened to us to be like that:-(

We think that we're not full filling some expectations we're prone to believe exists...

Well I say fuck you,fuck expectations and specially fuck people who give you the anxiety a about it!

Can't you be humble about your life...like every time I go to Serbia and start catching up with friends,family relatives..I know that the question "why don't you have kids" will pop up within first ten minutes of any conversation...

So what should I do...hide? 

Make that fave like when you really need to fart but you can't...what...no..I fucking laugh it off..

Usually they just ask me because it's something you ask,not because they really give a fuck...but my reaction to it defines how comfortable i feel about that issue..or any issue...  

what happened to that boutique you used to have...we closed it,it didn't go well..

do you still work at that restaurant...yes,because I can't just became a well known personal trainer

...why don't you became a personal trainer...same reason I can't fuck a photo model....

Why don't you compete in bodybuilding...same reason why I don't drive a Ferrari....

Why don't you move to States...because I'm a fuckin pussy...ok?

This is me...this is my life..am I happy about every aspect of it...fuck no...am I gonna lock myself in a room and cry about it...fuck no...

And the most important...am I gonna let you put me down with your judgemental questions...heheheh...motherfucker...you wish!!!

So until you realize that you're not actually a special loser but rather just one more loser in an endless vast of losers,you'll never realize the fact that we are all in this shit together:))))

Love you all:)))

How to filter the terrorists!!!

I hear all over nowadays how we should not hate all the Muslims over just a few assholes and stuff..and sure..I'm not saying that all the Muslims are bad...of course not...but what percentage is really good and what percentage is bad???

You see I came to Sweden from a fucked up place called Serbia...

Growing up there I went through all kinds of shit that no child should have!

Came here in Sweden,and as soon as I start talking where I'm from,a lot of people would be...oh...you're Serb...a mafia people:)))

Somehow I never got angry at them for saying that because for that common knowledge I exclusively blame bad Serbs!!!

Now...let's say something bad happens here in Sweden,something like a terrorist attack and after a while authorities realize that the people who perpetrated the attack were Serbs!!

Now hypothetically speaking let's say that Swedish government announces that all the Serbs are to be considered as a POTENTIAL THREAT,ok...

And they make the law,about being able to arrest any Serbs in order to interrogate him or her,put em on polygraph and stuff....

You see that would make a chaos,right??Why???

Because everyone would be like I'm not a criminal I am not gonna take place in this shit.

Well you see I...Andrija Sandor who is a bullshit chef in a bullshit restaurant...who doesn't have any high education nor big figure in my bank account....a total douche bag...wouldn't have ANY PROBLEMS in checking in with the authorities and cooperate in any fuckin way! ! !

You know why...because firstly I have nothing to hide and secondly I am with the system and I totally want to help any way I can!

But do you know how many Serbs would have the same reaction as mine...hehhe...I would like to think 20% but that probably way too big number!

Now what do you think how many Muslims would agree on all of them being pronounced as a potential terrorists...and what do you think what would have happened then...heheh...it would be a fuckin armagedon...

There was this case in Britain where a certain man raped and killed an innocent young girl...police realized that the rapist was a guy at the age between 20 and 45 and that he lives within a couple of blocks in that area of the city.

They calculated the number of almost 7.000 people...that could be a potential perpetrator,so the police made the announcement on TV,that they need to do a DNA test to all those people how they could narrow the number of 7.000

Do you know how much time the needed to make almost all the tests???

Less than a week!

 You wanna know how..heheh...easy...all those men gathered and went to a nearest police station and waited in line to get tested...

You know why they did that?

Two reasons...they agreed with the police system,disagree with the person who made that horrible thing and was willing to help and contribute...

And second...

Because they are fuckin civilized British people☝🏽️💪🏾💯

Have a nice week my civilized friends:))))

What???....people do that😂😂😂

Hey mothafuckas...what's up:)))

Today I was thinking of writing something very serious that could have happened to anyone:)))))))

I was very young like...15-16....maybe even 25 but with 15 sounds less wrong😂😂😂

See a lot of you who don't know my cock is 19cm..and that's okay I guess,nothing huge nor tiny...normal I guess...but when you're young everything is wrong with you!

You're ugly,you're fat,you're skinny...or your cock is to small:)))

So I read this article that a dick size is not final since they say that men have a bit of their dick inside of them...like 2 to sometimes 4-5cm...so when they do a surgery,they simply cut out the rest of it and there you go!

I didn't do surgeries but I've also read that you can get a similar effect by pulling your dick with some rubber bands wrapped around your dick and then waistline:)))

So I figured...why would I need that thing wrapped up all day long when I can simply wrap it myself and hang some weight on it...and it's gonna work:)!!!

So I took a rope or something tied up my dick...then I thought what should I use as a weight...went outside from my room to the living room...obviously I was home alone..and took a 2,5 little CocaCola bottle....

Dangled so it hangs and what do you know...that thing of ours is pretty fuckin strong...it didn't feel shit...

So I got mad...I went to the living room and started looking for something heavier...

And once again my ingenuity showed it self at the surface and saved me...this time I took a 10 kilos water jar:)

Got bk to my room...and start tying up that jar with the rope that was already hanging there:)

Now it takes time to do all that and specially you need to consider the length of the rope...too short won't work but too long will not hand beneath your knees once you get up...see...tgis is why you need to be smart in life:))))

Ok,so finally I've managed to fix everything and boom...I was on this shit:)))

The jar was hanging,it was a bit painful for my dick skin but who cares...I'm about to have a giant cock, I can make a small sacrifice:)))

Just by the time I started admiring my brightness...I've heard our door lock...it was my mother,coming back from food market...

Now this is where my nightmare begins...

I stand totally opposite from my room's doors...I have a huge bed in the middle of the room...and of course I left my room door widely open:))))

I try first to untie that fuckin jar...didn't work..as I said you need to tie it really tight...so I realized I won't have time to do that before my mom starts walking around our apartment to see am I home!

So in that agony of pain in my dick and embarrassment at the same time...I figured...this shit,needs gotta end!!!

So I did the only thing I could think of at that point....run to reach the door with a 10kilo water jar hanging from my dick...

Omg...you should see that...every step I made that ficking jar was hitting my knee,and caused vibrations of a great proportions so I could swear that by the time I shut the doors,my dick will simply fall off:)))

Somehow I've managed to close the door and then fell on my bed taking the fetal position😂😂😂😂

My diiiickkkkkk....😩😩😩

I look at it...and poor guy....it was all in bruises,smaller than ever..it looked like it was hit by a truck🤕🤕🤕

So there you go...I'm so glad I sheared my experience with you so you can all relate with it and realize that you're not alone😘😘😘

Love you all soooo much❤️

When "LOVE "is coming from an asshole

Hey bitches...long time huh:)))

Well,I have shit to do...not:))))) but seriously I've posted recently on my IG this text over my late father's picture but I still think there's more to it than what it says there!

Those were the quotes from my favorite movie "Interstellar"..and I couldn't agree more with Anne Hathaway on this!

Even though I'm a muscle head and I don't show my emotions every five seconds I truly believe in love!

And now just love as that social utility as major Cooper says in the movie...but as something that we will literally be able to detect and measure in the future!

In that movie also...we could see how the nature works and how everything is different when we travel light speed or when the gravity is so strong that even time is slows down and it's not the same...but even through all that only love stays the same as it was from the beginning...pure,powerful  and untouchable!

How cool is that!

I believe that with nurturing and embarrassing love we actually create a different chemistry in our bodies...and that chemistry brings us a better,happier and joyful reality!

I remember waiting for the permission to come to Sweden..I was in Serbia,my wife was here and the procedure alone lasts at least six months...

So sure it was tough it was no fun...I missed my wife and all...but people used to ask me like am I afraid of something might happened along the way...and I would just laugh...

My philosophy is the a true love is like a matter...it can't disappeare,and it can't be destroyed!

True love last forever!

So that's why I believe in awareness after death...not life as we think but our awareness or by many "our soul" will go on existing...in some other universe or some other dimension,I don't know... but definitely not the end!

So I myself always try to love instead of hate and I emphasize I TRY...because it's not always easy...it takes strength and patience and of course...a shit load of practice❤️

I love you all and have a great weekend😘

Losers hope for the best,winners....they create the best❤️

This teacher told a true story from her class here in Sweden...

All the kids were semi-normal accept one...it was a kid of some restaurants owner,surprisingly a foreign guy:)

That rich foreign guy's son was a fuckin devil...okay,he would be aggressive towards other kids,he would constantly interrupt teacher never cared for any sanctions...sort of like me bk in the days:)))

So teacher calls for a meeting with the kid's father to try to make some sense into him...father shows up,teacher goes your kid is awful,the worst in his class and more...never cares for anything I say,and distracting everyone else...

Father goes...SO WHAT??? Remember...a true fuckin story!!!

So what...I told him to be like that!!!

Teacher goes,yes but it's not good,he's never gonna do anything good in school and life...

Father goes,I don't care about that..I don't have any school,I have more money than all of you teachers combined...I send him ti school to have friends and some girls maybe and that's it!!!!

So...this was a fact...

Let's say now that I have my kid in a same class with that idiot-child..okay,and let's see I know that it's just a matter of time,when that little motherfucker is gonna stab someone to death just when he gets his hands around some knife!!!

So I know this...but when I try to tell that to other parents they be like..oh,we need to give a chance to that child as well...

We can't expel him because he done nothing wrong...not yet...and we need to respect everyone's human rights here..ok...

I say ok...

Next day,I enter the school during classes when the hole ways are empty,secretly open a devil kids looker and put a big knife inside!

Then I wait until kids go out on a break and pick up my kid,by saying that It's an emergency or something!!!

Tomorrow morning it's all over the news that...surprisingly the little shithead have stabbed a couple of kids from school...

Am I a bad person...was I willing to fight the evil before it peaked,was I trying and telling everyone that the kid is trouble and it will not end up well for nobody?

I did,and what did you do....told me that I'm a monster for not believing in humans...ok?

Well,to me...the only way after everything was to,trigger the event that is going to prove everyone that there was an evil among those kids!!!

Am I a bad person for doing that...fuck no!!!

Nobody wanted an INCONVENIENCE to happen,and everyone said that I can't know for sure...fine,but waiting for evel to show his face...victims will fall...and those victims are our fuckin kids!!!!

Can u believe what kind of blessings would be if the  Hitler was triggered and stopped before he came to power?

Well...here is my point!

Same way I think I done no wrong with giving a knife to the evil kid....same way I think America did nothing  bad for giving weapons to ISIS!!!

You know weapons doesn't kill anyone...med do!!!!

If I put a that same knife into a normal kids locker that kid would probably just rapport he or she found a knife...ebd of story!!!!

I want society for my offsprings without a potential fuckin time bombs,ok...so I say...let's trigger all the fuckin time bombs and let's clear this world from them!!!

Losers hope for the better,winners....they create better❤️

Porn Kills Love?

Hey everybody:))))

I've heard this thing "porn kills love" before and I didn't know what to think..

On the one side I've listened to some very smart people explaining how u get emotionally numb and it's hard for you after a while to connect sexually with another person because u got used to watching porn!

That totally makes sense but the thing is...I love porn,love watching porn,jerking off to porn and everything...

So I do that..like every or every other day,but I never thought I have a problem with fucking my wife afterwards...

So,I also happen to see this video on TED talk,where the guy was determined to change his life for just a little bit by waking up at 4:30 every morning for 21 days in a row..

He did that,and in the beginning was nothing and then he realized how awesome it actually is to get up early and start your days from the beginning and atuff....so it was a life changing experience for him...

So I thought...maybe I can't see that I have a problem and maybe I should do something in order to see it...and so I did!

I said to myself..no porn for 21days!

So first few days I had a problem of falling asleep,but nothing crazy..

Morning wood was a bit more serious and it lasted longer but again,nothing I couldn't manage..

So after a while I pretty much got used to it....no porn,no jerk off,and that's it!

Within those three weeks I had sex with my wife maybe thre-four times...and quite frankly I couldn't see the difference...like at all!

Didn't lasted longer nor shorter,was maybe slightly more horny but nothing huge,and basically it was same it was before!

Told her about my experiment and asked her...has she noticed something different..she said no!

So,of you ask me...porn doesn't kill love it actually helps people to overcome their basic instincts in order to preserve love!

U see men are designed by nature to spread their seeds into as much females as possible and this is completely proven by very smart people..it's exactly the same in animal world too...it's how u make sure u'll successfully extended the species...that's why men have those instincts.

However...we are talking about very primitive and basic but extremely powerful urges and of course we shouldn't follow them today but pretending they are not there is stupid!!!

That's why we have porn!

So we can satisfy our animal instincts in order to preserve our modern way of living!

Although....I honestly believe that as close as fifty years from now,we'll witness a modern families with agreement on having meaningless sex with others..men and women!

I know I know...I'm sick,but mark my words..we are striving towards more and more open and honest relationships between people in general..so..don't be surprised:)))

What I do think is bad about porn is when kids learn their lovers-skills from porn!!!

This is not good I say...whenever a child wants to have sex,let him or her have it..educate them,talk to them not using flowers and bees but cocks and pussies..they are not morons..and in between they can watch porn too!

Of course it's not a real life and people don't do it always like that in real life and those porn stars are not just some inexperienced kids but people who have done it all!

So same way u explain your kid that that guy in a circus was very trained person to perform those stunts,and therefore your kid shouldn't try the same thing in their life....same way goes for porn...

Have an amazing week everybody❤️

Jenny Hendrix...one of my favorite,look stunning on that red carpet:))))

The biggest problem with terrorism☝🏽️

It's happening everywhere...Europe,Mali,Bali,States..everywhere!

It's tough,it's scary but the most important question is,not how to kill all the terrorist in the world,but how to prevent people from becoming terrorists?!!

First scenario is that a terrorist's kid become a terrorist..that's easy...u kill their parents and there's no one left to teach them how to cut off heads!

But my point today here is not that case scenario...my point is that one of the perpetrators of Paris attack was a guy that his neighbors have described as a normal dude,and most importantly his mom was like sweet woman who used to bake something and give away when they celebrate their Ramadan or something...

So...I'm more concerned about those potential terrorist because I belive that there's waaay less ov them who are openly against civilized societies than thos who are soooo again it but never talk about it publicly!

You see that's how you create a time bomb ready to go off any time!

Here's very simple example of that!!!

Family that originates from Serbia here in Stockholm were very pissed at Sweden,Nato,USA..and everyone involved in bombing of Serbia!

Imagine them sitting in front of their TV constantly talking how it's not right how piseed u are....and please God send someone to kill these assholes....right!

See those people are not terrorists...it's a freedom of speech and they have the right to say tht they hate everyone involved in that war!

But what happens is...their idiot son who people say was always a bit weird and stuff...decided to do something significant in his life for his Serbia...

A place where he didn't grew up,where he never worked a day,and he never knew a lot about Serbian government!

So there was this lady called Anna Lind who was one of the major Swedish representatives on this matter!

That moron came to her at a department store here in Stockholm and stabbed her to death...

See....a terrorist has been created by people who were never terrorists nor they probably ever committed some terrible crime...the only thing they did was...

They were too fucking stupid and uncivilized!

So,my consideration is not for the terrorists alone but more for those countless motherfuckers,who even life in some civilized country...but approving what terrorists do and represent!!!

So everyone who felt joy and satisfaction when the Paris attack happened....in my mind...are the biggest terrorists of all !!!

Please look at this:)

http://youtu.be/8fSvyv0urTE

U see this cunt who enjoys all the beauty of civilized country,she studies some university,nobody is stoning her,nobody have the right to chop off her head...and absolutely she changed her ways a lot compared to her ancestors....but in that very core of her...she's still a fuckin Taliban! 

She and people like her are wasting the air they breath🇫🇷🇪🇺🌐

...then you'll all justify the war on primitivism

Hey guys...what's up...

Ok,so...Paris attack happened,we all know how bad was it,but now what?

Are we gonna go to war against Islam...I don't think so...cuz we are all very aware that there are many muslim people around the world that are not bad...retarded maybe as any other religious people but not like,evil or anything!

So,what to do...

Well,I said it once and I'll say it again...primitivism is a civilization's plague and it needs to be exterminated!

So,it doesn't necessarily have to do with a religion as much as how do people in some countries live their lives!

There are Christian countries in Africa where the're cutting of baby girl's vagina parts as a rule...that's primitive,that is evil and that is not acceptable!!!

Now there is this tiny little thing about muslim countries that differes them from any other....

Give me one muslim country that can be compared with I don't know..let's say...Canada or Austria?

There is no....not one,with people as civilized as they are in western countries!

So what should we do..again?

America is an imperialistic country that is using force against those innocent people right...

Well,how many people u need to see dead as we all could recently in Paris,how many buildings should be hit by airplanes,how many suicide bombings u need to understand that those animals in Middle East that Americans are fighting against are not innocent people but savages!

The best way to get rid of them is to give them some time to surrender...those who have surrended place in temporary shelters just until u extinguish life in territory of their country and then send them bk in that same territory with very strict and controlled rules of law!

Those soldiers that died in Irak and Afganistan were not killed accidentally....someone shot at them...who...who's caring those rpg's and aiming at American helicopters and vehicles...innocent civilians...hell no!!!!

Why don't we give same attention to deaths all around the world as we do for Paris?

Well that's simplest question ever!!!

When u see a tiger in a zoo....it cool but you're not afraid of it,because that place is crawling with wild animals...but when u see one let's say in front of your apartment building...u'll be shit scared..why..because it doesn't belong there...

Omg two hundred kids was executed in Baghdad....I mean yeah it's sad but that shit happens over there weekly,but when you have similar event in the heart of Europe you'll be devastated...because u don't feel safe anywhere!

I want western world to takeover the world as a whole,I want people to live everywhere on the globe same way people live in Sweden or Australia...but for that shit to happen you need to recognize those developed countries as the only world leaders you will accept!!!

I'm weird and I like it💯

Hey guys...I always see these people who are super uncomfortable about anything that's making them special that's just sooo crazy...

You weren't taught properly by our parents..at least most of us didn't..so we never really knew about that filter that we all need when it comes to other people's opinions!

Minorities claim that racism is preventing them to be what they want to be..now don't get me wrong here...

Racism exists..absolutely,but u can't change others u can only change yourself....

...so instead of analyzing weather somebody is a racist or not,try to think how much of his opinion would you like to influence your life?!

A lot of gay people are  weird in some way...not because the like to fuck same gender people,but because everyone were treating them as weird,sick or simply fucked up...for whole their lifes!

Stupidly a looooooot of people actually start believing their haters and start perceiving themselves as less!

And there we go....that's how you create shootings in school,violence on streets,sociopaths and all those who are  fucked up for life:(

Well all ov you who actually think you're all alone...here's a news for you!

Most of the people in this world went through some sort of rejection!!!

You think that just because you're gay everybody hates you...I'm not gay...I thought for so long that nobody likes me...

People get rejected you because they're ugly,beautiful,rich poor,educated,dumb,tall short...everybody got their part in taking shit from others...EVERYBODY!

I wanted to hang out with older kids they were avoiding me,wanted to hangout with kids from my little town,nope...I was from suburb...when I wanted to play Metallica in the gym,everyone looked at me as I pulled out my cock,for fuck sake I'm big as house and a guy approached me in the gym telling me I don't belong there and that I should leave...

Everywhere u go there's a rejection...FOR EVERYBODY!!!

So what should I do...should I kill,should I rape,should I hate people,drink,smoke,get high,get a tattoo????what?

The answer is...NOTHING!!!

You shouldn't do shit..

..u should keep living your life with yourself,figuring out how can you improve yourself so you can love even more who u are!!!

...and in the meanwhile...you won't believe how many people will start loving you❤️

Personal trainer...

The reason I'm writing this is lately I've posted a few pics from the gym with my friends/clients and me training them,so I get questions do I train people and stuff..

I deliberately wrote friends/clients because that my point today!

Usually personal trainers have their web page with their services,arrangements and prices so that people can inform themselves before actually making any human contact directly to those pesr.trainers!

Well,with me it's like this...if you have a hard time in making human contacts,I'd rather like you not to train with me:)))

People who are always fuckin uncomfortable about shit in their lifes are people who probably gonna judge me by my looks and even without that...I can't talk with people who are like that...so they make me uncomfortable...

U know what the fuck I'm talking about..those people who don't have a humble bone in their body,who whenever u throw a joke they make that face as they need to take a shit...yeah...those people...

Personal trainer is something PERSONAL...we need to be together in something that is really heavy and painful and we need to go through all tagt shit together...yeah,cuz I dedicate myself to people I help...so it's hard to do that  with anal people...

I give u a diet,I need to ask you about how many times you shit,do u have a diarrhea,do you fart a lot,do you get your period on time..it's a personal journey with me onboard...

How the fuck u expect me to do all that with a stiff and shy person who can't even find the balls to send me a message on Facebook in my inbox???

Of course if this was my primary way of making money I would probably had to have a web page and everything that goes with it but like this when my time is already limited I chose not to waste my time and mental strength on anyone!

Oh,one more thing...if you want my help on food and training...it costs money!

People who haven't even scratched the surface of gym knowledge,are charging as they're curing cancer,don't ever think you can get away with training with me for free...

So...my humble friends,if you're willing to change your ways of eating,training,looking and feeling about yourself overall,but you don't know how...feel free to contact me,I'll be more than happy to hear you out😊❤️😘

Amy Schumer should be your life coach!!!

Last night I came back from work and my wife suggested we watch Amy's stand up on HBO..

Again she nailed it..she's so funny,just amazing!

What I had in mind after and that's what's on my mind for a long time ago..is how ppl can't be themselves..

Related to my previous article...Amy is not a photo model type of girl,she was not born and raised in rich family as Paris Hilton for example..but somehow I'd rather listen to Amy talking anything that Paris bringing her A-game!

U see,the more free and comfortable u are,the more interesting u r to yourself and to others...

Having balls of talking shit about yourself is what will attach other to you...tits and ass won't...okay!

Amy was not talking abouher trip to Mar,she wasn't talking about anything other people don't do...she was just brutally honest in her way it made everybody love her!

She was talking about her underwear is always at the end of the day,dirty...she was talking how she can't get lay,about how she asked her childhood friend to eat her pussy...stuff that happened to millions of people...

The only difference between those millions and her is that she can get on that stage and tell her shit to those millions..and even be humble about it!!!

Honesty..that's the only thing you need for people to like who u are..

If you only talking about stuff you can hear in any dentist waiting room...YOU'RE FUCKIN BORING!

Don't be like that...that's not what defines who you are...who you are is when you made a fool out of yourself..

Who u are is when you're heart was broken,when you were a complete idiot to somebody and now you're sorry...you is that little boy who felt all his life he's not good enough to his dad...

You're problems is you,you're fears is you...you're sorrow is you!!!

Be you...please🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

All u need is a vagina and a common sense

Women are the most amazing beings ever...no question...like,I like them so much that I'm thinking of suggesting my daughter to be a lesbian,just so she doesn't need to touch that disgusting thing like dick and balls...

I'm also not sure if I ever gonna be able to love my son since he's gonna have a penis as well...so weird:))))

Of course if I say I'M KIDDING now the joke is less funny but to some of you that didn't get this as a joke...stop reading this and get help!

But seriously...the more I get to know women the more I'm amazed by them...and I can tell you right now..being a woman nowadays is not easy...

Everything around them is telling them how they suppose to look to dress and to behave...and that shit is killing their self esteem...so what we're getting as a product of all that shit is clueless and insecure women everywhere!!!

Now this problem goes for guys too...but fuck them😂😂😂

Girls think that men are about their looks..which is true,absolutely...but that's just in the beginning after you make any contact with a woman it's all about how she makes you feel...

Now I'm telling you this from a perspective of a pure blooded,hundred percent straight,pussy loving dick owner...trust me if a your guy doesn't think this way give him your vibrator and he'll start suckin it!!!!

The only way that women can make me feel like a man is if she's totally in love in being a woman...period!!!

Unsure,insecure,issues packed women is confused...and the only thing she can do to a guy is to radiate that to make him confused too..and I don't have to tell you how much of a turn off that is...

Your looks doesn't make u sexy...it makes you LOOK SEXY...but look sexy and being sexy is not the same!

Do you honestly think that when you fuck your man while thinking..omg..my fat belly is not sexy or my legs are not super shaved,or I have a zit on my butt...y think we don't feel that...WE FUCKIN FEEL THAT!!!

We can feel if you're present or not...if you're horny or not,if you're faking or not...we have a brains you know..hearts too!

I had a girlfriend that looked smoking hot but whenever we had sex in the beginning...she wouldn't take off her bra...she thought her tits were too small!

Oh my fuckin god...like...if you ever meet a man that actually think that your small tits can be a problem to him...get another one...the one that's straight!!!

Being passionate,seductive,a great kisser,awesome in bed girls usually don't even think about...they think..well every girl can do that,but not every girl can be pretty...

Trust me..most of the women are more than enough pretty,firstly because not all men like foto model looks,nor big boobs,nor big ass..nor skinny nor curvy...men are different and like different types of women.

How to attract men...that's not even a question...you show him your pussy and he's attracted...how to maintain a relationship...well for that my dear and most favorite living creatures in the world...no tits and ass will help you!

Your brains are the sexiest body part you have...use it,be smart,be self confident be in love with yourself and trust me...no men will ever be able to resist you❤️❤️❤️

Touching my vagina😶😶😶

Hey everyone!

Today I was watching this video and I'm all fucked up from it...this is a true horror and no one can take this easily...

Now...if I told you that I am one hundred percent for a global birth control in a sense that...we should all have a procedure in the early age that makes us sterile and when the time comes,we should ask for a permission to have a child and if we pass a sophisticated analysis we should then be allowed to me fertile again and have a child...

...you would probably call me a psychopath,Hitler and a fucking idiot...and sure..I get your point..but...please watch this video a bit and then say what ever the fuck u wanna say!

There's no such thing as EVIL FORCE...we create it....we creat good,we create evil...we are humans...our potential is extraordinary in good and bad way...

So for my idea we would have to establish a global government of the planet which would control the whole population of people...

But...just for sake of democracy and being obliged to give people a choice I would leave a certain territory that's not governed by world government but by who ever the fuck want...

In that territory would be people who didn't want to comply with the rest of the world..(somehow I can see that territory called Serbo-Russian-Arabic union)..so either by punishment or by own choice...u go there and u're on your own!

I honestly believe that only that way a man kind would be able to achieve their full potential...

Have a nice weekend ya all❤️

http://youtu.be/g2-Re_Fl_L4

The right way to live life...

Hey guys,what's happening😬😬😬

I often hear these questions how should I do this how should I do that...and sometimes it's fine...but only sometimes...

You see...most people don't realize that making decisions is one of the most difficult things we can do...

One of the reasons why is it so difficult is that you can never really learn how to do it...

We all like to do things right,ok...that's always the same but...decision making is pretty complex thing like...how do you drive..straight forward or u make turns..well...it depends,how fast...it depends,should u brake gradually or instantly...it depends...so,u can't follow the pattern on how to drive a car,let alone on how to make decisions...

So what's standing on our way...in my opinion it's fear!

I belive that average people don't really have the opportunity to make decisions such as should a country go to war,or should we have a death penalty...no...our decision are way more down to earth like.

Therefore I think that u don't need to be a super smart person to learn how to make decisions but the only way to learn anything is to be comfortable of making mistakes...

..but you,me...and most of us....just don't have the balla to do it...

We always think about this we might lose if we take risks...and Steve Jobs once said that...IN THE END WE'RE LOSING EVERYTHING ANYWAY SO WHY DON'T TAKE RISKS...

But I guess it's easier said than done..otherwise we would all have everything we ever wanted...

What to wear to look nice...it depends,how to find a right person...it depends,how to recognize a bad person...it depends...what car should ai buy...it depends...

Life should be about exploring who we are till the day we die,but instead we try to find a pattern for it,cuz exploring is for some reason mega scary to most of us...how sad is that...

Have a great evening❤️

Hello from Albania😂😂😂

Hi guys,how's your week started..mine is great...and strong:)))

As I told you before I like using Periscope nowadays and it's always fun to have people from all around the world checking in and giving their opinions on something...pretty cool:))

This way we are striving towards more clear perspective on how much are we together with eachother in this world...

I usually get asked how can I say stuff about my personal life to strangers...but I like to think that most people who are good and normal are not actually strangers....they are people like u and me and they probably can understand me even if they don't agree with me in stuff I talk about...

So yesterday I started my stream as soon as I got bk home from my evening cardio and there was maybe 20ish people checking out...

So u get all different types of comments...some of them give me hearts...sort of like "like" on Facebook,some of them get quiet,some ask me to pull out mu dick...all mixed up...

So like five minutes after I start streaming...I got a message..."hi from Albania:)"..

Heheh...it was a girl from Albania who probably thought I'm just a guy living in Sweden:)))

And I am....but as soon as I read out loud her text...I said "hello darling...I live in Sweden but I'm from Serbia:)))"...

So she immediately goes...OH CRAP...

No,no I said,not at all...like what our two countries are doing to eachother I could not care less,I don't give a fuck about their wars and hatred...I am just me,and I love you I can tell you that much!

So like,she gave me a long ahahahhahaa....and then TO BRATE,SVAKA CAST...which in Serbian mean like..righ on brother...awesome...

So I don't know if you read my article about the guy who was watching a soccer game not giving a fuck about the sides and who's gonna win,but this time I'm that guy...

There are a lot of people from Serbia who never went to war,never lost anything in war,never met anyone from Albania but still hate Albanians like crazy...because some people and some medias have told that guy Albanians are evil...

Like also that guy I met in tha gym from Bosnia who was avoiding a formal introduction with me cuz he had a very specific muslim name...

Well once he said his name I repeated it,shaked his hand and said I'm very pleased to meet you!!!

Don't let stupidity of your environment make you stupid too...think with your own head and love with you own heart ❤️

Peace out✌🏽️✌🏽✌🏽

Be kind to one another😕

Hey guys....

I don't know if you know about this new app called Periscope it's the brand new product of Tweeter and it about one person streaming a video while others can watch it and write instant messages live!

It can be fun,it can be boring but it also concerns me the fact that I till example can reach some 12 year old girl and talk all kinds of disgusting things...

Of course I don do that but I was looking at some young girls streams and 15 out of 20 people are constantly writing...show me pussy,show your nipples..and other nasty stuff...so...that part I really don't like....otherwise it great!

A few days ago a girl came to my stream and was a bit involved in some conversation I had with others but not too much...

After a while most people left it was me her and someone else...

I started asking her stuff and she was a very young girl from Finland...

So first thing I did I warned her that she should always block assholes that are rude to her...since she's like 14...

Then I asked her like...so...do you have a boyfriend...a girlfriend..and she was like...no boyfriend nor girlfriend..

So I was kinda curious so I asked did she said that just to play with me cuz how I formed my question or is she maybe gay...

..and she goes...I'm not really sure!

Ok...so,at that age that kind of confusion and honesty about it...just got my heart and attention one hundred percent❤️❤️❤️ 

So that moment I said like...oh,darling but you do realize you don't need to make a statement not to me not to anyone else...it's like your life you're super young take your time...

And she was like..I know but it's very confusing because I would like to have someone but I don't know where should I go...which direction...

Now regardless of how adorable she sounded with her.....pure,pure...honesty... I kinda felt now...as en old fart...I should say something smart...which is not very easy you know...with my brain capacity...but I am fully aware how teenagers can be fragile so I needed to  to think of something fast...

So the only thing that came on to my mind was..I said...listen the way I would deal with something like that would probably be something like this...

Imagine I said...yourself walking down your hometown...or being at your parents place for some holiday and you have a person with you that you are completely totally in love with...

You are introducing that person with your friends,your parents and you are like..super happy about it...now look at that person...is it a gay or a girl...

And she goes like...a girl...I think:))))

I was like,well there you go...that's maybe something to hold on to but as I said you're super young,don't rush and please don't be obliged to say anything to anybody...be patient and enjoy now:)))

She was like thank you,you're so this and that...

I hope I didn't messed up I gave my best shot...

Now to all of you stupid motherfuckers who always somehow don't understand why we have more and more celebrities that are gay or why this constant campaign for gay right and gay this and that...it's because of kids like this girl...

Can you just imagine how insanely fragile that girl might have been to tell that important thing about herself to a stranger...

Can you imagine what kind of an impact I would make on her self confidence if I had told her..like...you fuckin dyke,go fuck yourself...you don't deserve to be alive,you're sick...and other things that evil motherfuckers are saying everyday  to some poor kids out here...

Do you know that if you keep telling a young person you're sick,you're sick that that person will eventually start believing that shit...

Do you know that there are entire communities that are mobbing gay children by banning their kids to befriend with them..

Do you know that gay kids are committing suicides because eventually they believe others that they are worthless and that they don't deserve to live...

Do you know that gay children are children too you maniacs...

Can't you just be normal?

Be kind to one another for fuck sake❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Protein Pudding a quick review

Hey guys...a quick review here...

So you may know I like to use a lot of dairy products in my diet,regardless of whether I'm gaining or losing weight so...my usual source of casein would be cheese...

Now...of course I'm not talking cheddar cheese here but rather some low fat low carb cheese...

Here in Sweden we have all different varieties of this cheese we call kvarg or quark in English... it's sweetened with artificial stuff and it's extremely low in fat..

Recently I've seen an advertisement for this protein pudding...and I was like...okay I need to try this stuff..

They have it in two different tastes...caramel and chocolate...now I've tried caramel cuz there was no chocolate left in the store..so I can give you my opinion on it...

Wow...like...it's a fuckin pudding u guys..it's no joke...seriously it's got a consistency of pudding and it tastes so good...

I was thinking before I tried it that is just another cheese based products that they named pudding but no...I belive this is a milky thing thickened with maybe gelatin or something...so it is completely pudding like...consistency and it tastes amazing...

Definitely great choice when you're dieting or even as a good and healthy evening snack...

It's a product of Turkey and they did a helll of a job....so,I don't know how available is it in other countries but for all of you in Sweden...knock yourself out...try it u won't regret it!!!!

Per pack which is 200g u have 20g of protein,9g of carbs but these are quite slow carbs so if it works with your daily requirement it's fine and like 1or less gram of fat...enjoy:))))

From morning till night I love...❤️❤️❤️

Waking up usually around 10:00 in the morning maybe sometimes earlier...

First thing I love is to open the curtains and let the light fills up our small apartment...

Some people hate rain but not me...when it's sunny I'm fine,but I find nothing more cozy than being watching rainy day through my window...it's amazing...

Next thing I love...omg...and this one I love so much...a morning coffee...like....is there anything in this world better tasting or smelling at that perfect moment of the day...beautiful:)))

After that...I love calling my mother and talking to her for a half an hour or sometimes more...yeah sure sometimes she's killing me with her shit,but I still love it,cuz I know that there'll be times when I'll miss it deeply...

When I go outside to do my power walk...people who never lived in Sweden can't understand the smell on that crystal clear air..omg...it amazes me every single time...

When I get bk...I won't even repeat my self on how grateful I am to have my good food on the table...once in my life food was a luxury....

I love talking to my Periscope...for all of you who don't know what it is...it's a new Twitter's app where tex. I go online talk anything and people can see me and her me and also write me questions or what ever..I kinda like it because I get a total strangers to talk to...it's cool:)))

Event though it often late...I love our public transportation...it's pretty clean and quite...I spend only fifteen minutes inside...but it's my opportunity to focus on my workout and stuff I need to do in the gym...

Gym...omg...like,I don't know where to start...from a garages and basements i came to an airport size gym...but among other million stuff I like when I'm entering the gym...and walk that long corridor,being excited as its my first time...

When I'm done I'm taking a quick shower and go to work...through a very nice southern  part of the city...with a lot of interesting people and amazing animals...they always put a smile on my face...love them...

Work...now I'm not an actual fan of where I work I still like what I work with..and that's food...food was always a challenge for me...and regardless of how many times I've cooked a same dish..there's still place for improvement and variations...I love it!

When I finish work which is around 22:00 I go outside and the thing that I always love is the smell of a burned woods from the neighborhood...these are old buildings and they have those big fireplaces inside so people apparently using them...wonderful really...in a split of a second brings me to my childhood...love it...

On my way to the train station I usually take a buss and what I always try to do is I sit all the way upfront so I can see clearly...the things I enjoy so much...city lights...Urban areas were always fascinated to me and Stockholm is just so beautiful I love it!

When I get home not always I get to talk to the biggest love of my life...u got it...my wifey...sometimes she's asleep sometimes not...every time she does I think..oh good,she can get some rest,but when she's awake...she always makes me happy and strong for my third and final workout of the day...

Now I can't decide which time I like tge smell of that air...mornings or evening...evenings are already really cold but I simply couldn't care less...I love running outside...I love it!

So I get bk home,have another meal..take a nice and long shower..and fall asleep beside the love of my life...

I love my life❤️

Imagine...

Hey guys...what's happening over there:))))

I say this a alot but even so..I'm gonna write it down and maybe be able of hearing some thought of your own:))))

Imagine...

We are in the future....we've built a space ship capable of interstellar travel...

Ok....we prepare everything and we take off...travel,travel...and finally we're there...

Before the road...we explored that other planet and we realized that it's also have...a great mountains like our Himalayas,oceans like our Pacific or Atlantic...sees,rivers,continents...

So we're there....we open our spaceship's door and meet aliens...

They start talking with their strange language but we are advanced so we use our phonics decoder and we start communicating...

We say we came in peace and stuff...and they welcome us...walk us through...and it's beautiful....and then we ask about their biggest mountain to take us there...

And the aliens reply...no we can...there's another tribe over there...we use a certain document if we want to travel to those mountains....

We say...ok....take us to those beautiful areas with beaches and beautiful weather...

They say...no,no...we can't...our tribe is in very bad relationship with that part of the planet....

Ok,we say....take us across this lake at least....

They say...sure,but it might last a few days until we can sail to there...because our leaders need to ask their leaders for a permission and then we need a translator since they speak a complete different language over there...

We also need to dress a certain way,because we don't belive in same God...and their religion has a certain rules about dressing....

Whenever we imagine an advanced civilization...we never imagine a million and one religion,five hundred languages and seven hundred different countries...we imagine a planet with a type one civilization...one people,one government,one language...one world!

This explains how fuckin retarded our way of living actually is on this great planet...and whenever people ask me something about politics...I need to be certain olin one thing...

I need to be sure that the person I'm talking is realizing this too...that the only possible way for human race to survive is unity of men kind....

One society,where everyone is in and no one is out....

Now our vision of the best way to achive one world society will probably differe and that's fine...but without this idea...to me there's no point of having an argument with anyone...

People who are against the idea of one planetary civilization are the worst cancer of this world...now just think about the fact how little people actually think like this....and there's your answer how perspective and ready we actually are!

I wish that people who are against equality,people who are not liberal but rather conservative in their way of thinking...people who believe in their God or their country...people who are against speaking English and internet...

I wish they fuckin die!

Have a great week everyone😂😂😂

Ellen Degeneres on Howard Stern Show

Hey guys..this is gonna be a quick one...

I may not look like a person that watches Eellen Show but...ai do...I watch her I love her..and I have very nice opinion about her...untill...

Until she started with giving her opinion about Howard Stern being her coworker at the American Idol...

Then..she seemed to me really wrong and disrespectful to Howard and I still loved her a lot..but ever since it was this huge obstacle whenever I think of her..

Today I watched her show where she had that Asian guy who's got like 17 million people following him on Instagram that helped Ricky Martin come out and stuff...and again...great show,great Ellen but...still...

Now today I find out that Ellen actually did an interview with Howard and I can tell you....that thing literally gave me hope...

Ok...I understand why you may think...man...get a life!!!!

...why would you even bother to give that much of a thought about some people you never even met...

Let me tell you...why...

I am not a standard fan of anyone..and I do like some celebrities for my reasons..some of them are beautiful,some cool,funny...to some of them I jerk off to...but Howard Stern is special...

He is the most payed entertainer of all...he is the king of all media..he is brilliant....yet...there's a lot of you who haven't even heard of him...why..because he's controversial...

I would call it him open and fun but medias are marking him as controversial because he's not another boring fuck...

Since I know myself I loved to make people laugh and entertained...I did that in school,when I went out...on our family unions...later in theater...I lived that shit...

But to me being an entertainer is a tough job..because you need to be...firstly entertaining,then self confident...and spontaneous at the same time...

And the worst nightmare to me...is not when I say something that's not funny...we all get that...but rather when someone figures you being rude while you were just misunderstood...

And that why I can identify myself with Howard Stern...because he as well wass misunderstood for fuckin' thirty years before he was finally accepted and honored for who he is...and who he is isn't some crazy and hurtful person...but just simply spontaneous funny guy...

That's the reason why I've written my previous article about my friend...because even it was forever since we sat together she knows that 99% of my time I'm joking and talk shit to make us all laugh...

As I mentioned before...the worst thing a person can do is to respond to a serious manner to someone that's joking...

And the fact that Ellen Degeneres made that step and went on a HS Show...gives me hope that there are still a lot of people in this world who can take a joke an make joke,and that are not a complete anal bullshit snobs...

I still haven't watched the show but...Ellen Degeneres...besides the fact that I respect you firstly for showing the world by your own example that you can be anything you want to be while being gay..you're also showing how big of a person you are by crossing over everything and deciding to have the interview with one of my greatest inspirations out there...❤️❤️❤️

I love you🙏🏽

Just the way you are...❤️

Hey people...:)))

In the beginning I need to thank my American friends that appears to like reading this:))))thank you!!!

As some of you may have seen on my social medias...there was a friend staying at our apartment here in Stockholm...

Today I don't wanna try to make any point or my point of view...I just wanna say I'm grateful for having her as a friend...

She's one of those people you don't need to call every week otherwise she gets upset....I guess that's because she has a life...

Being around her it's...easy...it feels good and natural...but the thing I really like about her is that she gets me...so I don't need to suck her dick for a half an hour every time I throw a joke...

That kind of people I worship...and I keep asking myself...why the fuck can't everyone just be normal and humble...

....but I think I kinda know the answer...it's there are two kinds of people in this world...small and big...so the bigger u r...the more comfortable u get...about yourself,about others...about everything...

My friend is one of those few big people I have a privilege of knowing...

She makes me feel safe...to be me,she doesn't agree with me in many ways buy she doesn't judge me...she's brilliant:)

So darling...until we meet again...I'll enjoy in moments I captured that will always make me close to you...I also enjoy everything you left behind...your hair all around the floor,your..."food",your slutty perfume on my sheets...and a certain bodily fluids on my rug...😶😶😶

I would like to say I'll miss u...but I won't...because you're a friend...and friends can never really leave...

So my darling...you know how much I love you..appreciate you,and our friendship...keep doing what you're doing cuz you're awesome😘😘😘

P.S. And you need to stop bugging me about that threesome,regardless of how hot I am😁😎❤️