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tisdag 3 november 2015

All u need is a vagina and a common sense

Women are the most amazing beings ever...no question...like,I like them so much that I'm thinking of suggesting my daughter to be a lesbian,just so she doesn't need to touch that disgusting thing like dick and balls...

I'm also not sure if I ever gonna be able to love my son since he's gonna have a penis as well...so weird:))))

Of course if I say I'M KIDDING now the joke is less funny but to some of you that didn't get this as a joke...stop reading this and get help!

But seriously...the more I get to know women the more I'm amazed by them...and I can tell you right now..being a woman nowadays is not easy...

Everything around them is telling them how they suppose to look to dress and to behave...and that shit is killing their self esteem...so what we're getting as a product of all that shit is clueless and insecure women everywhere!!!

Now this problem goes for guys too...but fuck them😂😂😂

Girls think that men are about their looks..which is true,absolutely...but that's just in the beginning after you make any contact with a woman it's all about how she makes you feel...

Now I'm telling you this from a perspective of a pure blooded,hundred percent straight,pussy loving dick owner...trust me if a your guy doesn't think this way give him your vibrator and he'll start suckin it!!!!

The only way that women can make me feel like a man is if she's totally in love in being a woman...period!!!

Unsure,insecure,issues packed women is confused...and the only thing she can do to a guy is to radiate that to make him confused too..and I don't have to tell you how much of a turn off that is...

Your looks doesn't make u sexy...it makes you LOOK SEXY...but look sexy and being sexy is not the same!

Do you honestly think that when you fuck your man while thinking..omg..my fat belly is not sexy or my legs are not super shaved,or I have a zit on my butt...y think we don't feel that...WE FUCKIN FEEL THAT!!!

We can feel if you're present or not...if you're horny or not,if you're faking or not...we have a brains you know..hearts too!

I had a girlfriend that looked smoking hot but whenever we had sex in the beginning...she wouldn't take off her bra...she thought her tits were too small!

Oh my fuckin god...like...if you ever meet a man that actually think that your small tits can be a problem to him...get another one...the one that's straight!!!

Being passionate,seductive,a great kisser,awesome in bed girls usually don't even think about...they think..well every girl can do that,but not every girl can be pretty...

Trust me..most of the women are more than enough pretty,firstly because not all men like foto model looks,nor big boobs,nor big ass..nor skinny nor curvy...men are different and like different types of women.

How to attract men...that's not even a question...you show him your pussy and he's attracted...how to maintain a relationship...well for that my dear and most favorite living creatures in the world...no tits and ass will help you!

Your brains are the sexiest body part you have...use it,be smart,be self confident be in love with yourself and trust me...no men will ever be able to resist you❤️❤️❤️


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