So i've put on some things but i'm sure tht there are alot more..things that if you reckognize in you or in someone close to you there's a big chance that u or that other one is gay...
I've come to these conclusions throughout my loooong study in psychoanalysis at the university of youporn...yeah,yeah...i'm not educated i know but play along a bit will ya...
And please...for all of you who don't know me..i don't think tht being gay is less in any way...but being gay in denial is a safest road to a disaster...so..free your mind💁👯👬❤️
Ok..let's start from the most obvious..i'm not gay but i've been experimenting a couple of times while i was in high school...hehe...i mean..c'mon..that's as gay as it can be
sure...it can be bisexual too but..bi is just a gay tht want to be a bit less gay:)))
Second:i had this earlier but let me repeat...you're in a locker room...u see a naked person walking by...feel too uncomfortable..gay!
The feeling you're getting is probably a sex urge which you're not feeling comfortable about..cuzz in your head...you're straight!!!
Third:
now this one can be very tricky...but stay wth me...okay...
Guys that don't see what's the big fuzz about girls curves...and he kinda prefers gals wth wide shoulders and narrow hips...
And girls who...prefer a softer,smaller,weaker in one word feminine guys😁
Now as i said..don't get me wrong...i am big but i have alot of muscles...so i look like a bodybuilder but...i'm not talking about my way of being big..i'm talking about big men...manly men...big tall guys for whom u can say they are men even from a fukin airplane!
Okay...so if you are this way...you might be gay...looking as less of a man as possible or as less girly girl as possible...
Next:
Let's say u have five friends and you're all married or having a long term relationships...but only one of you...always insist on having a guys night only...like...no wifes,no gals...just us...roling like in good ol days...well my son...you'd probably subconsciously want to suck a dick to your boys...aren' ya...give it a try..i bet your ass you'll like it...but in this case..even if you're not gay..you're probably a disshonest sleazball..so...yeah!same rule applies on gals...
Ok...this one is easy...you know when u r wth a bunch of guys...and this a hot gal passes by and all of you start talking how you would fuck her or eat her muff or just how goid lookin' she is...and there's this one little bitch..always finding all the wrongs it these beautiful girls...well...i wouldn't recomend you to take a shower wth him...cuzz he just might accidently put a finger or something else ip in your ars holen😜
This is guys and gals equaly..if you are a gal...u go out with your bitches,friends whtever..and there's this hit guy...coming on to u...and you don't want to leave your girls to go somewhere else with this guy....you're gay!
Oh...this one i like...girls and guys...if you spend more than 15 minutes on putting on your clothes before u go out...you're gay...how..well if you are a guy...and u so this..or you're fixing yiur hair for a jalf an hour...c'mon...you would also suck dick...and gals...wht...they are different???
Yeas...but trust me on this one...girls are pickin on their clothes to be beautiful to another gals...what...for themselfs you say...that's bullcrap..u always dress up for others too...hut the question is for whom???
Now...o don't know what's in women's head...but i know what's in mine...and girls...your chanel bags,your prada outfit,your monolo shoes...real men don't give a fuck about..only gay people...men and women...
Straight men sees that...but he never thinks like omg...wht a fabulous shoes...he think's...o maaaan,i wish tht skirt was shorter so i can see her pussy or something...straight men hates clothes..cuzz it fuckin' covers tits,ass n' puss...write tht down😂😂😂
Not caring much about kids or feeling uncofortable around them...might tell you...something...but okay...this one can tell a couple more things accept you being a gay...you're cold,you're insecure,you're fucked yo emotionaly ...so in this case..i wouldn' call it a rule;)
Oki...this one i fuckin invented...i ask a girl...would you rather be raped by a guy or by a girl...yes or no...NOW...
99% is by a girl...cuzz what guys can give you more pain...ahaaa..have you ever thought how women rape women...you think the are gentle like in soft core girl on girl porn...hehehe...the presence of a pussy around your body and face should bevgiving you an urge to puke...what...it doesn't...exactly😜
I know tht i'd rather be raped by three 70y old grandmas where they beating the crap out of me and take shit on me rather than just having one brad pitt looking dude with his dick gliding over my skin...so...i rest my case!
This is more for girls...if you honey...leave a bit buch on your vagg..that's fine...i like bush...but if you are one of those girls who categorically reject to shave their armpits and even legs..you're not makin' a point or an exempel...you'd like to eat some pussy...period!
Promiscuity..can sometimes be a good indicator that a person is gay...usualy good looking guys or a gals...that have the need to fuck alot cuzz they think their homosexual thoughts will disappear that way...well...they won't😕
This one is like 100% accurate...not enjoying and not giving an oral sex...girls...if you want to puke when just imagining a cock in your mouth...or guys...having hard time to eat pussy cuzz it's too slimy...well...try to switch teams...it will bring you the eternal joy👄👅💦
This one is quite as the previous one..if you reject to have sex if your partner is not freshly bathed...most likely...hehe..well..you know👌
There's one left..the extreme homofobs...might be gay...one of my friends explained me why is not good for kids to watch love parade...he said...cuzz we all have a gay gene in us..and whn you r kid and u see all that wrath presented as ok...u might be gay...
Well we might all have a gay gene in us but if that gene predominates...you gay...tht's how all gay people realized tht they r gay for fuck sake😳😳😳
Ok...i glad if i could help..but i'm even more hlad if you got pissed at me..that means i hit your hehe.."g-spot"...don't be mad...be brave...be you...cuzz the only way to be happy is that you play you whoever tht person is😃
Love ya😘😘😘
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