The worst embarrassment...

Hey ya all...you know...when i open statistics on days when i don't write shit and realize you guys have visited it's just breaks my heart... 

I know...it sucks...and i'm a moron but...what should i do when i'm on low carbs and my already retarded brain is functioning on thin air..

Any hoo...i want to get the fuk out of my comfort zone by deciding to share with you one of my funny stories...for wich most of you will say it sick to the core but...i'm realy not a normal person...i belive we aready established that...

So...this story is thightly related to sex..no supprise there right...i mean...what more embarressing can be then when you're intimate with the girl or a guy with whom you're not realy comfortable yet and something bizarre happends:)))

Well bizarre is walk in the park comparing to what you'll about to read...

I hope that there's not so much of people who can relate this story to the girl...cause it would be realy shitty from me to do that...

Any way...i'm with this girl...she's ok...she's hot...kinda fell for me more than i did for her...and we're together maybe a month or two...don't remember and having regular sex,of course...so it's all going ok...

Now i have this...thing...in sex...ever since i descovered anal i'm like...addivted to it...not allways but that's just because i    am aware that girls are not always up for that and when they aren't...ot can be very hurtful for them and that i hate...

So me and this broad already did that qite a few times and she was great and suprisingly always up for it...so...heaven....

  

I waz ass fuckin' every day,sometimes a couple times a day...perfect!!!

So one evening i get home from work...she's already at my place...i cooked us some food...she was not realy a big eater...i was though...so we eat...chat...and you know...stuff...

Of course...as soon as we finished our coffee i got super needy,and as we start kissing,makin' out and touching i got hard as a prison convict to pam anderson's wall poster:))

Ok...we take our close off start givin' an oral to each other...and one thing i know about my self...i'm not a selfish lover...i like to get but even more to give a hundred percent...

So ok i start bangin' her we enjoy mutaly...and as i'm takein' her from behind i'm already start touching her asshole just to anounce what would i like after this...only this time she was like...no...

She haven't said anything but kinda letting me know that she's not comfortable with tmhat for some reason...

So i was thinking line...fine,we don't have to do it...we'll do it just regulary and that's it...but...

I would't be a jerk that i am if i hadn't tryed one more time..you know..just to make sure that we're on a same page...but this time she was more like...ooookkkk...let's do it...

I went like...well...sje was not horney enough but now she's all up for it...so i switch holes...sort to speak:)))

No pain,nothing weird...just...good ol anal...

Now we're doing this for some time now...and i feel that i'm about ro cum...so i want to play a bit before i do it...this is where it get's crazy...

I'd start doing gaping...wich is for all of you unfamiliar with porn terminology... That's when you spread her but checks and you put your cock in and all the way out...so her ass get's totaly loose and open...mmmm...nice...almost every time...

This time...well it was nice too i was like still behind her and one second i was in her other i was out...in...out...in...out... Iiiiiiinnnnn and last time i took it out....her giant shit went out with my cock and stopped right on her lower back...

Guys...i promise you...i'll never do it again...when i saw it...i was freaked out...not because i'm disgusted by it,not even of horrible smell...but i was more for that poor girls feelings because i'm sure that she knew instantly when it happend...what happend...

Ok...now i'm thinkin' quickly...what tha fuck should i do...or say...i'm paralized...yes...i got this great idea...

Same way the shit came out,i'm gonna put it back in!!!

What a great idea that was...ha...NOT!!!

The idea was for me to use my cock to put the shit back in...and since i was in panic my self i haven't thought through this but cut to the chase right away...only one little problem occurred...

My cock got shrimpoed instantly due to rescent events and at this point it's realy a bad tool for the job...but i'm still trying...and as i do...i'm making the worse possible mess on her ass and her back...

Now all this is not more than a few second long period of time...but it seems to me line for fuckin ever...and oddly enough she is not making a sound..wich creaps me even more and make me even more uncofortable ...

Finaly,she says...i told you we should't do it...when the fuck did you told me...and why didn't you said no even second or third time...fuck meeee!!!

Next thing she did was grabbing my bathrob and put it on so she can go to the bathroom to wash her self....but...there's one more but...

My fuckin' mom is in the bathroom takin' a bath or shitting i don't fuckin' know...but it took her en hour to get the fuck out...while my girfriend was sitting on my chair in my room smoking...fuck me...i honestly coul not belived that was goin' on...

We never mentioned that slight event to one another...and i wander why...

Thank you for readin' this ladies and genleman...and do comment,please...also,if you decide never to visit this page again..i have a full understanding for that kinda decision...

Have a lovely weekend everybody:))))

Hugs and kisses...lol:)))))))))))

 

Who would say...for this sweet guy...