Statistics..

Crazy...i'm at my work right now and while i'm waiting for my rice to start boiling i am looking at the statistics of my blog's viewers and i guess what i discovered...

Ok...here you can see how many people visited your blog but even better,you get to know how many hits you have from which country...and my blog is most visited by...rusians...i mean...realy???

Any hooo...i would like to thank you my rusians comrades:))) i don't know what the fuck you read from this mess you or anybody else but...thanks!

Actualy i know this has nothing to do with anything but my mom is a rusian proffesor but of course,i never got to learn anything from her...why...cause i'm a moron maybe...who knows..but i used to have a rusian girl as my collegue and she learned me a few things..so...get ready...

First one is "u maja zena baljsaja zopa"...i don't know the speling...among other stuff...and also "u andruska baljaja uska".. since i have this big elephant ears..and i knew something with the dick but...i can't remember...but again...thanks!

Second place is sweden,wich tells me a bit that i'm underappreciated over here...but that's ok...i'm not mad or anything...and to you i can say ..." Ni jävla små kuk-isar...lämna än komentar jäg vil inte bita dig för fan:)))) so you get the message...

Third place would be....usa..and to all americans i have to say that i'm terribly sorry for what happend in boston..and i'm moan for your losts:(((

Now fourth place is...turkey:))) hello,are you being serious...how on earth would you even be aware of my shit...maybe you're doing that just to suck up on me cause you have enslaved serbian people sometime in history for 500 years...:))) there's a funny story actualy...wich i don't belive those big nacionalists serbs would appreciate but who cares...all of you proud serbs out there...swich off your phone or a computer...cause it'll get nasty...

So there are these turks having a total controle over serbia for five hundred fuckin' years..i mean it's alot... and since they have ruled the whole region back then,they've set their own laws...so one of the laws was the one about serbian man and women get married...it was a law that before first sex with you wife...you were obligated to let one turk fuck your wife first and then you may have legitimate marrige...so with that being said...i don't belive that they had pulled out when they were about to cum so...you may imagine what happened back then...maaan...poor serbs..

Actualy,serbs from the begining were discribed as quite blond/brown haired people with light eyes colour like rusians or polish people,slovakians..blah,blah...but something happend...yeah turks happend...they have fucked those poor serbian women for 500 years no wonder i have dark hair and i'm hairy like a fuckin' werewolf...but you know what...i find darker people more beautiful than those pale,no pigment people so...thanks turkey...

While they were fuckin' serbs they have also left a pieces of their language too...so to all turks...avlija,kaldrma,kapija,katanac,oklagija,kaftan...well i hope you'll understand some of it:)))

So fifth place is serbia...most of my fb-friends are from serbia so i'm guessing some of them just click the link out of curiosity...so thanks as well...and what can i say...take care and keep up the good job:)))