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onsdag 19 juli 2017

Infertility problem...

Hey guys...😘

So as I said before..a lot of free time,a lot of thoughts and therefore..here we are..

Firstly I'd like to say that this article is not about me or my wife being unable to have kids and shit it's about what I've heard for so many times by now...

Couples saying they can't have kids even though they checked everything and they're both healthy and capable of having kids...

Ok..as we all know I'm not a doctor nor have kids myself..but...have you also heard stories such as...

We couldn't have kids and finally when we decided to try the artificial insemination...my wife got pregnant..

Or even when we finally adopted a child,I stayed pregnant...

Each of those couples claims are about getting relaxed about it...

Like my body was constantly stiff from all the fear and anticipation and when we finally gave up..it worked...

So of course we all get stressed out about even simple things from everyday life,let alone about something that's so important...

So how exactly do we get relaxed from those everyday events that are fuckin us up without starting with anti depressants?

We cum...my dear friends...

We put ourselves trough experiencing an orgasm and that's what drives us away from sinking too deep into our anxieties...

To make space in everyday life to cum a couple times a week,don't even assume you can do it spontaneously...

Sure you can if you have luxurious life and your only purpose in life is to eat,sleep and fuck..fine..but otherwise you need to plan it and do it even if you don't feel up for it in a beginning...

Something like brushing your teeth everyday..you're not always thrilled about it but you do it anyway..

So I was watching this movie recommend by a friend..that you should also check out if you have time...it's called "Swedish theory of love"

It's about the whole different topic but in the end the show how a young woman getting her order package from a Danish sperm bank,with her baby inside and the instructions...

Instructions were very clear..

You lay on a bed,elevate your feet,put a syringe into your pussy,squirt the package in..and then you know what they said she should suppose to do in the end...

She should maintain her elevated feet while rubbing her pussy until she cums...

Why the flying fukin did they wrote that in the instructions manual???



Cuzz that the only way for a woman to really relax..

Like even myself when I jerk off and I'm distracted I can't cum..I can get hard but if I want to cum..I need a peace of mind..

I need to forget for a second every fuckin thing in my life that are bugging me or what I'm concerned about these days and simply focus on pleasure...

Now women are even more sensitive to this so they need that mindset of calmness even more in order to start getting closer to an orgasm...

While you..my lovely fuckable vagina owners..approaching an orgasm,you instinctively forget about all the problems and you let yourself to that pleasure...

Don't you think that this shit is crutial if you wanna make babies..sound pretty fuckin crutial to me...

So instead of rushing to the bedroom every time you have your days..try to take it easy,plan,make and atmosphere,for it...and for fuck sake...CUMMMM

If you can't cum from a dick alone,ask your man to eat your pussy or if he's gay in denial and get disgusted by your pussy juice ask him to rub you,and then find a straight guy maybe I don't know😂😂😂

Now again I'm not a doctor I can't guarantee that any of these things are true..but first of all in definitely can't harm you but on contrary it can give you a better sex life,and who knows even maybe a brand new kid:)))

Just remember when you get one and when it starts laying down on a supermarket's floors,don't fuckin put a blame on me...ok?

People always asking me..oh since you don't have kids..you probably don't like them,right?

I be like..honey..of course I love kids I love monkeys too but I don't really want to have one in my living room,for fuck sake😂😂😂

😘😘😘


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