How to...never be boring person again!

   Hey biaches..how's it hangin'...well me,i'm good doing alot of cardio,gym,food..same old...but enough about me:)))

Today I want to be your teacher...in a most humble way😂😂😂...no seriously I would like to tell you how I look at this global phenomenon of the population of boring people...

To me...an interesting person can be rich,poor,a girl a guy,an evil person,a mass muderer but the only person that can not be an interesting person is...A BORING PERSON!!!!

Now why people chose to be boring... When being an interesting is cool...people like to listen to you,wanna hang out with you,wanna fuck you...and boring people stay boring...forever!

Now I wrote here..why they CHOSE...very important..cuz yes...it's a choice...nobody was supposed to be boring,we become borin...

Now,i'm not saying tht u should be super interesting to the whole world..but at least to the people in your surroundings and the most important...for yourself!

So...how to become a non boring person...it's easy...you're not boring to begin with...you'r just afraid to say whtever is on your mind...that's why you're boring...you're boring because you're shy,cuz you don't have self conference to fuckin spit it out...

I met some mega boring people and after they finally started to open up...they were interesting to listen,and hang with...and sometimes their point was discriminating,sometimes politically incorrect but fuck tht...if tht's who u are...say it...

You might as well be hated beside the interesting part,but...hey..change or...don't...u decide it's your fuckin life...live it!!!

I remember when i was i kid..i was sooo fuckin shy and silent tht u needed a miracle to even hear me talk..but then...I started acting..and first things u need to be as an actor are...very loud and very fuckin shameless otherwise u gonna leave those rehearsals crying like a little cunt...

However I thank my director and friend who was a brutal mothafucka when it comes to that...he was shouting at me whenever I started talk quietly like a fuckin pussy tht the walls were shaking...

Also whenever I loose the context of a story he used to interrupt me with..speed up,it's boring come on idiot,i'm gonna fall asleep!!!

Nowadays a belive I could literally pull out my cock in front of thousands of people...

That's why whenever I have a coffee with people or a conversation i like to skip what i call...sucking eachother's dick...cuz i can tell you something about dick suckin'...it's boring!!!

Now even though I've never really  sucked a dick...yet...but by suckin dick I mean all that convinient chitchat tht u can  talk with just about everybody...complaining on weather,giving compliments,describing your colleagues like I give a flying fuck...that shit makes me want to leave...

I've heard this alot..like...why do you have the need to bring up your sex life with a person you literally just met...

Well cuzz I believe that the person I just met or...any other person for that matter didn't came from mars and he or she also have a sex life...so why not share..of course i try to put it that it sounds way funnier than it really is...cuz you know...I'm married😂😂😂but still...

And why the fuck you need to know a person at least fifteen years in order to tell what kinda porn you jerk off...why...cuz you're polite..no,because you're boring,insecured,shy little shit..so stop it...

If you want to be an interesting person just take of your stupid mask behind you've been hiding all your life and show the world a real you..trust me it will work out great!!!

Peace out✌️❤️😬