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onsdag 27 juli 2016

Jerry🐱

Hey guys...I was thinking whether to even write about this subject or not...but I guess whatta fuk..

Recently my mom told me she's about to get a kitten and she was already agreed with the owner about which one and all..so as you may imagine..I was soooo happy:))))

Even before the kitten arrived we were talking and planing on how we gonna manage thing,svaccination,fleas everything..

We were so excited about it and went to vacation pretty happier than usually because we knew that when we go back to Serbia from Montenegro,we'll meet a baby kitten named Jerry:))

We went to Montenegro and my mom was constantly updating us about Jerry did this and Jerry did that and sending us pictures of him all the time...

Last night at Montenegro my mother in law,wife and me had a dinner at old town of Kotor and a message came...

It was from my mother...

Apparently our neighbors had a problem with my mom having a cat and while people don't have money to feed their children and also people here teach their children that animals are evil and that they scratch and bit for no reason...so some little girl saw our cat in dark and was scared...

Well all these horrible reasons made someone grab our kitten while he was walking outside..and take him by his rare legs and smashed his head against the wall...

My mother was outside of herself because after realizing Jerry was missing for some time she went after him and found him in our basement all covered with blood with his head smashed..

Anna my wife,was crying so hard I couldn't calm her down and whole night went in scilence...

I told my mom..mom..just forget about it...there's nothing now we can do about it..it's over,he's dead and we need to just forget about it...

People told me I should find out who did it...but frankly I don't want that...

The only thing I can think of doing to that person is the same thing..and I don't want that...

I don't even want to hate them..cuz hatred is a strong feeling and I don't think they deserve my feelings...

To me it's like another animal grabbed my kitten and killed him...because people who did that are nothing different than animals..acting only by their instincts...

Anyways..our kitten is gone,we tried but sometimes you just can't isolate yourself from your surroundings and your environment...

Sometimes you can't do anything but to let go..

Sometimes you just need to force yourself not to hate and simply move on...

This was Jerry😢❤️🙏🏽

torsdag 14 juli 2016

My first homosexual experience😂😂😂

Oooookkkkaaaaayyyyy...today is the day,everybodeeey😂😂😂

I recently realized that my first homosexual experience is also my first sexual experience soooo😂😂😂

Oki...so,this was like looong time ago,when I was probably about not more then five years ago,okay...

It came to me recently and at first I totally didn't realize whether it was a dream,a vision,someone else's story or an actual event from my life...

But,it was actually an event from my childhood:))

So,as I said I was 4-5 years old and we kids were playing in the daycare yard that was very close to where I used to live..

It was getting darker and somehow I stayed alone with ine kud who was like maybe 2-3 years older than me...

Just because I'm from a very small town I will not say the name of that guy,but ironically he became a real womanizer afterwards....and I didn't so😂😂😂😂

Okay so I'm all alone with this kid and we decided to climb up to some kids house a small wooden house made for kids to play...with an attic on the top:)))

So,two of us are in that little attic and just hanging out,talk kids stuff,nothing weird...

All the sudden the older kid goes..hey,let's play fggts,way more funny in Serbian but never mind...

Okay I said..how we gonna do that...cuz at that point I don't think I even knew what is being gay:)

He was like..lay down on one side..now....put your dick out..ok,he said..then he lays down toward me and  pulled out his dick and said now pull back your foreskin(since sadly I'm not circumcised),and now he said let's play with our dick touching eachother...

I remember he was doing that I was just holding my little one..waiting for see the fun in it...I wasn't hard but I'm pretty sure he wasn't either..

So after just a few seconds I said..nah,I don't like this...

He was like..oh,ok..then we'll stop..and we did:))))

Soon after we went home and nothing similar ever happened after that..or,maybe I should wait some more time to go by..since shit are coming back to me😂😂😂😂😂

Well anyway..that's it...

My Periscope gay friends were pretty disappointed when I told them my story since they were expecting some jerking off,or blowing and shit..so they were like...man,you're boring😂😂😂

So...there ya go people it's me,bare naked telling you my life exactly the way it is...no sugar coating and no bullshit:)))

But as one of my ex friends said..it's not the fact that are intimate..it's the way we feel about those facts...

So,if you ask me how and what I feel abou the fact that this event happened....I don't really have a cool answer...

I'm not happy about it,definitely not sad about it..not ashamed about it...nothing,actually I'm glad about it so I can say that for sure I'm not gay...and also for sure I'm not a homophobe as well....so:)))

Thanks for reading everyone👬💁🏼😘😂

fredag 8 juli 2016

For your first time it's better to get love..

 Hey everyone...it's me...da monster:)))
 
I'm chilling here in Montenegro and decided to share this thought with you fine ppl...

I don't have kids and therefore I may not be the person who should write about this stuff but again it's my thought...sooo,tell me if I'm wrong!

I was always saying that we give the significance to things and maybe even ppl around us..

If I give you a jar to hold it and I hold it like its the most important jar ever you will takeover with extreme caution...but if I give it to you like...who give a fuck..I might even break it...

Same goes for ppl...kids who were treated like shit...never had the right to their own integrity,their own space,money,interests..will probably always have problems with self respect..simply because they were treated as less...

So...before everything I believe it's important to not just say but also to show your kid from very early age that he or she is the most important person in their lives...

So the stuff like rules are one thing..and it's very important you explain and show how everyone even you follow certain rules...

But you need to be very clear that when it comes to their personal life they have the right to make their own decisions and that nobody can shit over that...

Integrity...the key for creating that self respect necessary later in life...

I remember once there was a party in my sister's daycare and I was a frikin baby almost so for some reason I wanted to wear the skirt....

My mom was like...you can't wear that cuz skirts are for girls..which s pretty cuntie thing to say considering the fact that I could have been gay or something but it's okay I guess cuz she's a bit of retard:))))

But after a while I was crying she was like what we gonna do..and my dad was like...well let him wear the fuckin skirt...

So I did that day...and never again...

Okay I still like sometimes to put on a make up and high heels and just feel sexy but that's a whole different story...

Sex...

Very important thing..sooner or later your kids will fuck but there's a difference...

When you fuck for the first time and you continue spending time with that person and give love and reciving love..the chances are way higher to be a normal individual...

Or you can do what my in laws did...my father in law never ever had any sort of the talk with my wife when she needed that and her mom was like...sex is something you don't do until I don't know..you're 25 otherwise you're a slut...

Sure..the only problem was that my young wife felt the need for da dick inside of her a but earlier than that...

So what were her options...to find a boyfriend similar age...not going to happen..cuz you know...you may let loose and fuck and officially become a slut..so she took the safe road which sooooo many young girls do too...

At the age of I don't know..maybe fifteen or something she decided to trust her virgin pussy to a dude who was like 30 or somethin..

The safest bet ever to get love in return,right:)

Well not really..the guy fucked her like a two buck whore...gave her very painful and disgusting experience and later told everyone that she's dumb and that she can't fuck good...

That's healthy right;)

Well luckily the guy did an awesome favor to me since he fucked her up so badly that she ended up being married to me😍😍😍

Thank Goodness for daddy issues🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Anyway guys bottom line...you feel stomach pains you tell your parents,you feel headache you tell your parents..so just try to present to your kids the same freedom that when they get their pussies wet and dick hard they also come to you for an advice too.

Just think about it,okay❤️❤️❤️


lördag 2 juli 2016

I was born sick😶😶😶

Hey my peps...

I gotta confession to make...I'm a bad human being...

The thing with me is that I'm not like normal people...

When I walk the street I look like I'm just another person walking..but inside of me there's a whole world of evil going on...

I may behave as semi normal for a certain period of time but...when I see a woman...evil is born inside of me...

U see most men use their DICK to pee and fuck their wifes or their girlfriends...

Right there you see that I'm an evil piece of shit...

Normal people would use words like penis,vagina and sexual intercourse..but first thing about people like me,Hitler,Breivik and Charles Manson...we say pussy,dick and fucking...and that's a great indicator of pathological disorder alone...next...

When I see a beautiful woman in the street...I go trough a number of chemical reactions...that makes me think stuff...

First of all I instantly think about sex...which makes me a fuckin psychopath..then I actually imagine how would it feel to insert my erected cock into that woman's pussy...or how normal people would call it vagina...and continue with putting it in and out until I cum...can u actually imagine how sick that is....

Normal people NEVER EVER think fucking with another woman beside their wifes and long term relationships...and I know that for a fact because they don't talk about it...right...

They never say how they would actually fuck other women....they may say that a certain woman looks sexy,attractive or even hot...but that by any means doesn't mean that they would even think of fuckin her...because they're normal!!!

Me on the other hand...I talk about fucking and pussy and dick and that's how you actually know that we're talking about very very distorted individual....

So because of that sickness of mine...I am not able to control that urge...that lies inside of me....regardless of whether we're talking about my mother,sister,kids,babies....

Normal healthy people never write something like this so..that's how you can know for a fact who's sick and who's normal...

This is also a great indicator that I am a child mollester and a pedophyle..because there's no way that I can stop my sick urge when I see a child too,right...like..I would probably fuck babies between 1 and 3 years old...and how can you tell this...simple...

You don't need to meet me,talk to me, listen to my story or do any of that...you simply,open my blogg and read that I love sex....and there you go!!!

Lights out...game over...verdict was announced...guilty as charged!!!

Oh....and P.S....

The only two persons I have EVER blocked on Facebook were one asshole nazi,and a fifteen year old girl who sent me a couple of pictures of her almost naked body...

Let me tell you about this pictures somethings...she actually looked hot....her body was great,perfect boobs,nice booty....the only little turnoff for my SICK brain was when she wrote in the next sentence..."I'm fifteen but it's ok,older men than you liked my pussy"...

I bet that those man....also write in their blog how they like sex....just like me...

Have a nice weekend my normal friends...I love you all,with my sick heart❤️


onsdag 15 juni 2016

Genitals and heart🍑🍆❤️

Heyaaaaa...whazz up everybodeeey😘😘😘

Emotional maturity is today's topic..believe it or not...😬😬😬

When I was a young boy I was fantasizing about having two women...the blonde one and the brunette...sounds like I was a very smart kid,huh😂😂😂

Nooo...actually it sounds like a a perfect indication of emotional immatureness!!!

The blonde one would be there for me to love her and the brunette would be for me to fuck...

So somehow from very early age I was really fucked up in my head thinking that sex is somethings dirty and filthy and something you don't do to people you love...almost like a humiliation thing...

Unfortunately there are millions of them who actually think like this too..with a slight difference in them being grown ups:-/

We were told at very early age that sex is something...not nice...like a taboo..so we've created this false picture of something that suppose to be so beautiful...as something wrong dirty and not to be spoken about it publicly...but rather keep it to your self...

Why is this like that...

It's creating a perversion in our society...it makes us secretive and shy about who we are..because if a girl likes to be fucked analy it's not normal for her to say it out loud,but if she smokes it's totally fine to share that with everyone without fear of being judged...

That's why we have so many examples where men wants to marry an HONEST GIRL...because he doesn't want everyone to be able to say...hey man this guy fucked your wife...or even hey man..I fucked your wife...no,that's like a humiliation thing..

So what those men do...they're seeking for a very special kind of distorded women...

Those women are the ones that actually belive in this story"if you fuck a lot you're a slut and you're less"..so they actually holding themselves from having sex with anyone even though they are living breathing humans that needs sex....

To them it's only okay to fuck a long term relationship....otherwise you're a slut...

Problem is that you can't really order a long term relationship every time you're pussy gets wet....so in that case what you gonna do...hold yourself back???

Yes,that's exactly what they do....and by holding them selfs from this basic human needs...they are actually creating this bubble in which is quite okay to be what others want you to be....and that's exactly how you become...guess what????

You become boring person!!!

So first thing you get from that kind of behavior is that you only attract men who are likely to be a fuckin Talibans nothing more...and secondly those same Talibans just after short time go outside of your home to fuck some fun person because you know what are you....BORING!!!!

Free person is a fun person...free woman is a sexy woman...slaves are no fun..remember that!!!

Bottom line if you divide your life onto decent and indecent part...trust me..every now and then you have to go somewhere and have an outburst because your everyday life...you pretty fuckin hate!!!

Give your dick and your pussy to the same person to whom you gave your heart..that's of course the ultimate goal but if you don't want that or you don't have that right now...you still need to fuck every now and then...

It's okay...just go out there and fuck...and remember...even though you don't have a long term plans with your fuck buddy...you can still love and respect that person as a human being...

This is why it's important to understand....sex is not dirty..sex is beautiful...❤️

Have a nice weekend everybody😻😻😻


tisdag 7 juni 2016

Perfect marriage...

Hey mothafukaaaaassssa...whazz up😘😘😘 
Long time no see I know...but you know me....I fuck a lot of vaginas,making loads of cash,and kicking asses😂😂😂😂....yeah right...I pack bananas for money and I'm poor as fuk😂😂😂

 Anyhoo I wanna share something with you for quite some time now and that would be my stand on "perfect marriage"

Ok,there is no such a thing as perfect marriage same as there's no perfect song,or painting...simply cuz we all want different shit...right:)

Now...as the time went on and as I got older and mature I met a lot of people...from all different areas of life social and financial background and one thing is common for 98% of them regardless of how rich,beautiful,successful they may be...and that "little thing" is that....

They all live in one big,sad,fuckin lie....😕😕😕

Some of them are married,some are not...some have a serious relationships...but just very few have one thing...

That one thing is so uncommon that actually makes me depressed...

When I meet a guy that's willing to tell me something about his life...something that his wife doesn't know tell me only one thing....that person is very,very lonely inside and also severely damaged from very early age...

My advice to that person or any other person for that matter would be...

YOU NEED TO MARRY ONLY THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST THINGS ABOUT YOU!!!

That's the only way to happiness...mark my fuckin worlds!!!

Most likely there's a huge sexual desire towards that person so just beware of how sick are people who don't tell their spouses stuff but tell their mothers or brothers,sisters...etc.

I swear to Gud....those guys visualize their mothers while they're fucking their wifes....and this is one million percent true!!!

And trust me...this honesty shit doesn't come naturally...no way...of course it's uncomfortable and even scary but guess what doing most right things in life are such so suck it up and do it!!!

I myself when I realized that I'm gonna have something big with my wife made myself to tell her everything I could think of about myself especially stuff I'm most ashamed and sorry I've done...

It wasn't easy but it was right and liberating...and right!!!!

Now I'm not saying this is the only thing necessary for happy relationship,but definitely one of the biggest issues know to me...so...

Remember next time you blame others for your failures or....circumstances maybe...or even fuckin God....ask yourself...was there maybe something you could've done to make that shit work...

If you can't remember anything...there's a possibility you're not honest to yourself or that actually you've done everything to make it work...

If that's the case..you have nothing to worry about...because then you're a good person and some things just aren't meant to be😘❤️🙏🏽

P.S. If you love this or even better if you hate it...put on a comment don't be that little fuck😂😂😂😂

Love ya all😘😘😘

fredag 29 april 2016

Cravings,sweet tooth,low blood sugar..

  Hey guys...here I am,still doing my thing trying to make the best out of things:)

  Since I been working lately with people that are struggling with these issues and I live with my wife who could kill herself of eating candies...I thought it might be a good thing to write a few words about it..

  First of all we all need to agree on one thing..a person can live a totally healthy life and absolutely be happy without EVER eating sweets,ok...

  Something like having sex with other gals beside your wife...like..you could be functioning perfectly without it,but somehow it ain't that fun😂😂😂

  Shut up this is my story😂😘😘

  Now..cravings..let's see what is that..it's that time you want to go to your candy-stash and have something sweet,right?

  But whenever I ask people..r u really hungry at that time usually the answer is no,I'm not hungry I just need something sweet...

  So what do we do to prevent that..we have a cheat meal or even cheat days and weekends:)))

  This way we decrease the amount of sweets we take right???

  Maybe...but here is my point of view on this little thing...

  Nobody is disciplined 24/7 whole year around...and even if you are..you gonna feel miserable for the most time...

  People work that way..the more they can't have something the more they want it..like mu previous analogy with sex outside of the marriage😛

  You keep your hands away from something you really want  long enough...more likely you gonna crash and say...aaaaa,fuck it,I'm just gonna have it...

  Now luckily for us..when we get to that point in our marriage there's this thing we call masturbation,that saved millions😂

  Unfortunately,there's no masturbation in eating...the only parallel you can have here is maybe sugar free product,or fat free,or low and no calories stuff..but..I promise you that's not gonna scratch the itch..so to speak:))

  You need a real thing...just,with food you might get away without paying the ultimate price,but if you try the real thing in your marriage..well...good luck with that😊😊😊

  What I'm saying here is that..instead of struggling for six days without eating anything sweet,try to make it a less of a deal for yourself...so if you really feel the need to have something sweet during the week... I say go!

  Yeah but if I start eating chocolate I won't stop at one piece...I'll eat 300g until I shit myself..right?

  This is where it gets fun..not:)

  Before you start raging with candies..make sure you are FULL!!!!!!

  This was our mistakes all the time..we ate two-three hours ago and then we go for something sweet..when basically we are ready to have a snack or even a whole meal..and that's the time when we go wild!

  Parents know this shit...with saying first you eat your food...everything on your plate and then you can have some goodies,right...and then at some point when you tired and you basically don't have the strength to even give a fuck..you start awarding kids with ice cream...

  I dare you...eat 150g of chicken breast,50g of rice(measured raw) a half of avocado and some broccoli...and wait for ten minutes after you've finished and then..gobto your goodies stash and have something sweet...I dare you!

  Maybe in the beginning you'll crap yourself from chocolate..but remember..whenever you need to eat again it's the same rule...food first!!!

  Recently I suggest this to my wife and she was like...oh shit I'm gonna shit chocolate...yeah right,next thing you see,her stopping in the middle of her second handful of goodies looking at me saying...I hate you this is no fun😂😂😂

  One doctor I've listened recently said a good thing..."don't make diets to people where they need to be constantly hungry cuzz usually...they never last"

  So if you're not a fitness competitor and you don't have a date when you need to look top notch on stage...relax!