my beautiful friends...when you laugh,nothing's funny and when you fart it doesn' smell...nah...just kidding..it gotta smell...
Anyhoo..wanted to write a word or two about the upcoming vacation which is gonna be in alanya turkey:))))
Everybody who knows me knows tht i don' drink don' do drugs...and therefore i am terrible party guy...
Me..i like takin' it easy...having good food,nice beach and something to fuck...and i'm happy....
I'm saying something and not someone to fuck just for those anal people to piss thm off:)))
Well in my case...my wife is who i'll fuck and i more thn happy with that fact!!!
We've booked a hotel room with kitchen cuzz to me tht's a must wherever i go...restaurants,eating out...sure sometimes...but i have six-seven meals a day..firstly i'm not tht rich and even if i were..i can't eat like tht...so...i cook my food...
And to me tht's like something like wiping ass..you need to shit and if you don't want to smel shit all day lond you need to wipe it...also you need food and therefore you need to take care of tht...and i'm not talking about bodybuilding at all...i'm just saying tht people who are reducing drasticaly their nutrition standard while on vacation...to me..they're not on vacation...
They are paying for having a week or two to be something they are not...cuz they think their life is miserable...
The only difference for me between home and vacation is tht i don' need to work,and i'm somewhere else and not in stockholm...which don' get me wrong...i LOVE...i'm just saying...
You have these trash couples...having vacation with kids...and when they do the research...first things that is a must dor them is...that it's all inclusive...which...ok...i get...cuz,it's food,you have it alot so...that's good...
Second must is day care for kids...people...i need to say somthing...you don' deserve kids and also you don' deserve to live you worthless peaces of shit....
You are supposed to go to tht fuckin' vacation so you can have a quality time with your family...cooking nice food for your kids...spending time with thm,bonding in a way tht everyday life doesn' alow you you selfish morherfuckers...
Third must is a swiming pool in the hotel...so...that the only thing they can do than is to sunbath...and drink...not having to watch their kids....just live their dream...and their dream is fuckin' sad story...that's all i can say..,
And don't you even dare to tell me...oh, it's easy for you you don' have kids...let tell you something you shit people...me and my sister used to have these 4-6 weeks vacation with our mom and dad...we used to hang out with them at the beach all the time...mom used to carry food and stuff dad taught us diving,swiming..and sure we hang out with other kids at the beach all the time too...how sick is that...a?
Pool...you suppose to swim in salty water for fuck sake...you're at the sea or ocean...swiming pool you have in your city whn you ged bck,fuckers....
Well...who knows maybe it's wrong being satisfied with your life,and to love your kids and spend time with them...maybe it's normal to do this personal regrets and complex healing by doin'g something you usualy can't do like go to thailand and fuck 14 year old girl..cuz you know you're not alowed tht in your country and over there you're the man...with fifty bucks you can make tht child do just about anything...
God...i need to have sex...i'm to edgy:))
Well any way...once we've booked the tickets and hotel...we realized tht alanya is a fuckin' party place.......
When you google it it's just tits and booze..and i'm bringing my brown rice and steel cit oats:((((
Well i just hope tht we have a nice time,cleopatra beach is beautiful,the food i know is good...cuz when can have something nice i would like to taste some authentic turkish food...desserts to...like one one of my favorites..baklavađ
Anyway...i'll try to put on some pics and tell you all about it so...checkin' out;)))
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