Well i do know to be serious but i do like to joke...alot...but with my style of joking,there's not too much people that i could joke with...
Nevertheless....i named this article,how to spot a gay...but not on the street,in a bar...it's how to spot a gay in you...cuzz you never know.. ;-)
I have a feeling that if people would be super honest with them selfs...they would find out alooooot about who they are and what they like...
Cuzz this fuckin' society...tell's you what you like,what is nice,what is cool..and what's not...and since people are like cattle...just wanna fit in,cause it's too scary i guess to stand out and be what ever the fuck you wanna be...
Ok...first things first...my estimate..70-80% of woment are bisexual...i wrote about this before but why not do it again...
The stuff i know for sure is the stuff i know about myself...so...if i had to shoot a porn i couldn't...under any circumstances fuck a guy...
Girls who are totaly considered as straight eat pussy,ass...no problem...what's that?
Come on...that's gay..well bi at least...
But enough with girls...first of all...bisexual men is nothing but gay who wants to seem open for everything...
Most gay men have had some sort of sexual contact with a girl or girls...so what...they're bi...no they're gay...and those who claim that are bi they're just ok with fucking a girl but what they realy like are men...correct me if i'm wrong:)))
Now let me say stuff about me so i don't sound like i'm just judging others...
When i see a naked man i gotta look at his coock...now shut up,i know it's not just me...i don't know...i think it's a guy thing..since i'm convinced that the size of a penis matters more to guys for other guys than for girls..
Now some of you might ask..well how you know you're not gay...well wait and i tell you...
I used to hear this stories about people coming out and how they looked so happy when they realized who they realy are...and i said...we'll for me...happiness is everything..so i found some gay porn
and tried to beat off to it:)))
Yeah,yeah...bite me...however...i tried...didn't work...when two guys start making out...ok...i could live with that...i actualy did that...in the club...in front of everybody:)))
....we were stupid kids wanting some attention so shut up:)))
Anyways...two guys startied jerking each other...well,not the most plesant picture but...you know..
But when they got to sucking...thst's where i drew the line...god..not just that the act alone seems soooo wrong but the worst part was that the guy who was giving a blow job had a beard...and fuck me...i think if i was bitin' it with light speed i still couldn't get it hard..so trust me when i say i tried...i did....
Now..you know those guys that allways like to hang out with guys...even if most of s gang have women..they always want to have a guy's night...GAY...
I don't like to go anywhere without my wife..and if someone doesn't want to talk some shit in front of her...then skip me too...cuzz i don't give a fuck what it is...ok...
Also some guys talk to me in one way when we're alone and totaly diferent way when my wife is around...like more shy,more official...i don't know i have a feeling they think that my wife for them is a barrier between me and them...what's that than gay:)))
I pointed out this one recently...but whata hell...if you are a dude and you feel uncomfortable of being naked in front of other men...it's most likely some suppressed sexual fantasy realated to other men...you might say...well it's not that...i'm just shy...potato-potato...shy guy...gay guy:))
If you spend more time in front of a mirror than your women does...try to do what i did with gay porn...the outcome might suprise you...
If you ever dissed a girl over a guy friend...gay...and don't tell me how long time has been since you haven't seen your friend or even worse...how ugly was that girl...choosin' guy over girl undr any circumstances....is gay..period!
There's these guys dissing a clear sex shoot with this gay explanation like...oh,i didn't want to leave the club,we had such a great time there....first of all...what's greater time than fucking.... And second...isn't that mission accomplished...i mean wasn't the main reason of going to tge club is to find something to fuck...well maybe that's just me...i don't know:)))
And the last true indicator that you have some gay thoughts deep in you is...if you are gay-hater...that's right you motherfuckers...you know what's hate???
It's the mirror reflection of fear....you are afraid of something...of what???
Of that you're not sure you idiots...the truth shall set you free...so,stop being cunty little bich and start beatin of to gay porn...
...and wait for it;-)
P.S.
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And...thank you for reading!!!!
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