Gym stereotypes:)))

http://youtu.be/nU4EJfX2aXE

Hey guys,wazz up...i hope you've wached this video i put it up so we can discuss a bit about this subject:)))

Well it's not gonba be much of a discussion but...still....

First of all i gotta say thank you to my friend dimitri who was kind enough to send me this link in a first place....so thanks brother;)

Ok so we have all different kinds of stereotypes in video...i know for the fact that there are a few of those in my gym...as i was looking at them while whaching video...but....

I also gotta say i myself can relate with at least two-three of them as well:)

Well first,the guy who's making excuses for not going to the gym...i don't even wanna get into that one...who cares for them right.....

Then a dude who's lookin' at girls all the time...oh...me snd this guy have a huge problem:)))

Now the problem is that he thinks his cool and shit untill i get there...and FYI i'm not saying i'm like super big but in my gym there are just a few guys my size,others are...not...sorry...so...

When i get there no matter what i wear,or what i'm doing...all the attention comes to me...i don't like it...like i stopped liking  that since i was 16 or something...but that's the way it is...

Now the "womenizer" gets pissed at me...but what he doesn't realize is that all those girls are not lookin' at me like..."oh,we wanna fuck this guy"..NO,they look at me as something weird...like a freak...

In a room packed with gals you bring a monkey...all the girls look at him...but doesn't necessarely means they would all fuck the damn monkey...you get the pic...

Now there are a few people time to time...mostly girls...doing something totaly wrong on some machine but rather die before they ask somebody..let alone me...god no...what's the fuckin machine for... sick

Now i gotta say...i'm the screamer...guys...what can i say...i lift heavy i workout intense and i need that shit...i can bearly hear myself from the heavy metal in my headset...so when i workout i'm in trance...sorry!

Mirror magnet...guilty as charge...what can i say...bb is a sport of aesthetics...regardless of what most people think..it's too much it's disgusting..i get that but in my sport you get scores based on how you look so that's what i do...i look how i look...

Even though i'd like to be like three times bigger than i am right now,i still like what i see in a mirror so ..:)))

The singer:))) man...i know it can be so fucking annoying but i love it...alltho i do not actualy sing,more like whispering the lyrics,it still looks totaly retarded...i guess that's my way to switch off the surroundings...

Water...i do drink alot of water during my workout,my gym bottle is quite normal size...i remember one guy...je used to carry around this giant bottle and i remember he used to put some duct tape just to look hard core...well the only thing on him that was big and hard core was that bottle...

Now every gym has one weirdo on a tredmill,this is a fact...so i don't have to tell you nothing about this...

Tv-shop dude i haven't seen but there is one couple in my gym,they are like kick boxers him and her and they just come to the gym put the gloves on and first they're punching the bag then they puch each other for like an hour and they leave...why the just don't go to their kick boxing club fuck me if i know...but any ways at least they are nice:))

Joga guy.......gay..simple:)))

Now i have a special theory about nacked dude...first of all that's me...and i'm proud to say it..now you will say that THAT is gay...

Let me tell you one thing...you know why i'm totaly comfortable with being totaly nacked in front of a men and in front a dog...because i would never...under any circumstances fuck a dog or a guy...period!!!

It's like when i see a nacked dude...i don't see nothing different then when i see a dude...i don't feel shit...if it was a girl insted i'd deffinitely feel something...i wouldn't maybe be completely comfortable especialy if is very cold:))) but that would be normal time for me to get shy and shit...

Can you imagine...most people in sweden are a bit as someone put the stick up in their ass...and a guy enters the locker room an first thing he sees is me posing in front of a mirror totaly nacked...with my balls and significanly large penis hanging there:)))...god,you should see their faces:))))

Ok,i'm kidding i don't have a big dick...alrigt...just averige like around 25 or somethin'...lol...

Luckly we don't have agressive idiots in my gym...i wouldn't like that at all...

No sauna suit guy as well but we have one dide who trains in those shoes made for cyclists..maybe he went there straight from spinning...any way it looks funny...

Sweaty guy...here i am...what can i say i do sweat alot but not as much that i leave sweat on benches or stuff and i do wear hat but even if i see loads of sweat someone left on a machine i just use my knee and with my thights i wipe it off..yeah,yeah disgusting...but it's a gym not a fuckin spa...

Now next type is my faworite...there are two guys around 45.. i think they're brothers but they also look as they fuck each other every now and then:)))

These two idiots..take a half of a gym and place it around them..and they use everything...and they write everithing they do after every fucking set and the exercise they perform nobody ever heard about 'em...they are truly a couple of retards i swear to god...they use ten pairs of dumbells,three beches...some rubber band,straps,wraps fat grips elbow support...and they have these giant gym bags in which they carry around all this shit...and the worst part of the whole story is..they look like shit...god!!!

I hate workin' out when they are there but what to do...and they actualy like me...weird...

Talkative..oh fuck do i fuckin hate these morons...i understand to have a few words inbetween sets every now and then but this guy is killin' it...man...i'm doingy heavy set and he enters a gym stands beside me sayng..hey man,what's up...i mean...no comment...

Justifier...most people are...

Selfie...what can i say...with instargam and stuff i figured why not...i know it's sleazy,and i'm not doing so often but i do:))))

There are some guys than making their special mix of protein powder along with special carb and raisins or rice cakes..usualy...these guys look like they've never pass by the gym let alone like they workout...

Well that would be it for now hope you  enjoyed it:))) 

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