The Imitation Game

Hey biatches...how's shit...hangover from Friday huh:))))

I'm a bit hangover from all the sweets I'm eating today..cuz yeah..it's my eating day:))))

However I wanted to write a bit about the movie my wife and I was watching last night..The Imitation Game...

I have to say ...wooow...whatta movie...I mean...the whole deal...

The story...fuck me, it's for real...it's based on a true story..holy shit!!!

Direction,act..the whole package..fuckin amazing...

When it was over I went like...how better can be that one the theory of everything since they got the Oscar...cuz this one is a total winner in my book..

The movie explains how fucking retarded animals are we humans...to make a genius who was responsible for saving a 14 millions of lifes feel like a total freak and to finally take away his own life....

When I see those kind of stuff I truly believe that we don't deserve this worl we live in and that we should all fuckin die!!!

We can all pretend we're so civilized and open for differences among us but the truth to the matter is...everything that is not the way we are or the way we think it's right or simply that we can understand...is fuckin wrong..and we gonna make sure we exterminate it so it doesn't interfere in our "perfect" lifes!!!

He was gay and he was convicted for that and forced by his own government and people he saved to take a hormonal therapy that fucked him up for good...

Now we're having a law...at least in these non-retarded countries...that gays are equal and shit...but that is basically just the first step...that law is just allowing a judge to sentence a person that was mobbing gays...

But the ultimate goal is to change people's thinking about it...not by force but by simple logical thinking...

Now I know that i have been writing alot about gay people so u might think I have some special place in my heart for them..but no I don't actually...

If not I would suppose to hate them more than an average..cuz they obviously have a thing for me...like I have the feeling that any gay man would fuck me...and sometimes that can be too much but even so I say...u can't treat any group of people differently just cuz u think they are not normal or stuff...

All the gay people I've met had this thing for turn straight people into becoming gay...you know why is that...cuz they wanna feel more normal...like that's sending a message...we are all gay..

But my question is why all those people feel the need to prove themselves to be normal...u know why....

Cuzz their retarded environment treat them as NOT normal and I'm talking about Sweden,Britain,USA,Canada let alone some idiotic country....

I wrote about that cocksucker who told me I'm not welcome in my gym cuz I use steroids...same shit only in this case I don't even have the law to protect me...

If I stop a guy from beating up a woman in subway by making a hole in his forehead with my first police will come and u know what they'd say...

They would say...ok great...u saved this woman and all but u look too big...u need to come with us so we can test u on steroids ...and this I fuckin know!

So until we r all open for having differences between us,we can be civilized...and this is not about,gay or black people,drug users or any group this is about EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!!!

My first suggestion for realization of this would be..destroy all countries and religions and everything that divides people from one another!

Thank you and have a nice weekend!

No sense of humor..a recipe for a disaster!!!

Hello everybodey...what's going on..weekend...right???

Lately I got some feedback about my writing that i'm very aggressive....I sound violent u say and my opinions are always very strong....

Well u r right..to some point...my opinions  about shit are very strong..especially about some ridiculous stuff that we could change in a millisecond and improve our standards of living...

There's also this thing some people call humor and entertainment..it's when you talk to hard about something,or too raw and stuff...in order to be interesting for others...

Now I know that no one has his A game all the time..and alot of jokes can be lame...but r they offensive...

Well...you know what kind of people find jokes offensive...a kind of people who take guns,occupy some magazine's headquarters and start killing journalists cuz they have been writing jokes about  stuff they shouldn't be joking about...

So every time u find yourself offended about someone's jokes be certain that u're same as those fucking terrorists...conservative,not humble and not civilized...

Yeah,yeah...you can not take a joke from everyone...sure...I mean...I can...but I'll also make sure u can bare my jokes too...which is quite tough...I may say....

I remember a guy giving me a joke about bodybuilders...he was like...is it true that all bodybuilders have small cock?😊😊

I went...well send your daughter at my apartment for a couple of hours,she'll tell you all about it...

Oh,yeah...he said..well I don't find that funny what you just said...

Hehehe...but I do...morherfucker😂😂😂

I love when people talk shit about me...that explains me that they would like to joke with me...the only problem is...that u joke your way and I do it my way...

I don't tell you how should u joke with me but you definitely won't tell me how should I do it with you or anyone else...

My point is...whether we gonna just simply joke with each other or we will simply stop joking permanently because we wanna keep sucking each other's dick....

People think that they gonna feel uncomfortable when I ask them...how many times u jerk off per week...but what they don't realize is that the most uncomfortable moments I had was when ...tex... I asked people who are married for like...ever,with kids...simple question such as...do you love your wife..do you love your husband...

That awkwardness is actually so fuckin sad...and how in the world should I expect than from that person to take jokes about other shit....

Mark my words...once we were all fun to hang out with but then...we start living our lives by the standards that others have made...

Wink,wink;)))

iPhone 6 plus review

Hey you people..whazz up..preparing for the weekend huh...good....me too:)

Today I was thinking of skipping all tha heavy talk and tell you what I think of my new IPhone plus...da big boy:))

Well firstly I wanna say that taking a new phone was my wife's idea...she figured that I've payed out my old on, so it wouldn't make any difference in monthly costs and so I said screw it,let's do it..

At first the bigger version was out of the question...it's too big,it's like you're using your iPad as a phone...blah,blah....

I've tried the small one first just holding it in my hand and see what's the difference is it good,is it too heavy,too light and shit...

It was ok...nothing crazy..it reminded me on iPhone three only a bit bigger...

So at that point I kinda knew tht it's gonna be tge small one...but...

This guy came to our restaurant and we start talking about the subject and he went...wait what do you mean plus version is too big..I have it...it's not...

He took the phone out of his pocket,gave it to me...and said come on your hands are way bigger than mine you should be even more comfortable of using it...

And the other thing he said made alot of sense...he said...come on Andrija all Samsungs and LGs are pretty similar size and people are using them no problem...

Well he's got a point definitely...my father in law have some big Samsung and he doesn't complain about it...

So I thought whatta fuk... let's do what I want Nd not what others told me too...

And once again...I was right...

I remember before,we were about to buy some good TV cuz my wife was just about to have her first foot surgery and she supposed to spend a lot of time with TV...so we were like...WE NEED A GOOD TV...

And there we go..again those fuckin people...no...you have a small apartment u don't need a big tv you won't be able to watch the movies and stuff it's too much..u're losing the impression..blah,blah,shit,crap...

Boom we too almost the biggest one they had and guess what it's fuckin awesome...

So to all of you who are thinking of buying stuff like a phone,a car,a house an apartment what ever....

Bigger is better!!!!

Fuck those people who are saying i's too big it's too big...they are shit..fuck them...

U know who wants a small car...an idiot who can't even walk properly let alone to drive a car...

You know what kind of girls don't like a big cock... lesbians😂😂😂😂

Don't listen to them iPhone plus is awesome not that small one is bad I'm just saying that the big one..is not too big...

Peace out✌️

Psychoanalysis...to fall in love with you again😶❤️😃

I Hey guys...how r u...me,I'm good...as usual....same old;)

Recently I've listened this guy's video blog where he was talking about his secret that was always like....there or around but it was never enough to bring it up to his parents..

Long story short this guy was sexually molested by his uncle...

Only once tho but....he immediately rapported that to his parents and they told him that they gonna take care of it but that he should never mention it to anyone especially to his grandmother cuz she would like... die...

Nothing happened so the guy..well a kid at the age of 11 felt unprotected and every time he would hear his uncle's voice downstairs at his grandmother's part of a house, he would hide himself in a closet:(((

He's describing himself as a kid that looked alot like a girl..he was skinny,loved metallica so his hair was long so in his head that was his fault...his uncle was molesting him cuz he looked like a girl...

The guy later on becomes a heavy heroine addict and also almost 300lbs bodybuilder...

He is certain that his addiction comes partially from holding that secret inside of him all his life and also the need to become a huge was totally from that feeling of being weak and unprotected...

It was so painful that he decided to bring this up to his mom nowadays when he's like 40!!!

And the stupid part in all was that when he asked his mom...like...does she remembers that she said yes of course...

He went..why in the world didn't your do something about it...and she went like...honey,we did...we actually told your story to your grandma right away and she almost stabbed him,threatened him she's gonna kill him if he lay his hands on you ever again...

But....he never knew that...so there you go....all that hate,fear,rage and who knows what,over an event that happened like almost thirty years ago...

The story alone is so fucked up I don't even know what to think of it but at least it proves one of a few things I positive about and that is...

None of us was born a murderer or a scientist..we simply become that later on...

So if you have something that haunts you from since like ever...think about it..what made you become tht way....

You have a bad relationship with food...what made you have it..

You think that all women are dirty sluts...there's a reason why you feel that....

What...too tough of course but that's the whole point of it...to solve your problems from the very beginning....

I was writing about my becoming a macho and tough badass and shit...hell look at me...u think I started my bodybuilding accidentally at the age of 12-13...

No...my father died at exactly the same time...so of course...u're a kid now livening with your mom and sister...the only figure in your life that for you was the ultimate protector died...and u definitely feel all that pressure on your shoulders...

Now it's you little buddy...u need to be able to protect your family...stop being a kid cuz it's time for you to become a man..regardless of what you feel,what you want and what's appropriate to your age...

For fuck sake I used to work as a security guard at that same age...so sick...

So there your go..even now I have a problem sometime to show my emotional side...just because I was brought up in the world where that was for pussies...

But the good thing in all this sickness is that I finally approached this thing bravely and also a good part is that I've spent alot of my free time totally alone.

You know that feeling when you are afraid to be alone for too long...I know now why...it's because loneliness doesn't ask any questions but it gives a shit loads of answers...and usually the ones w're having a hard time to handle and accept...

So...take it from me...

Start making friends..with yourself...cuz it's amazing when you start loving that person again❤️

Sweden VS Serbia from an average man's point of view...

Hey everyone...here I am again writing shit and here you are even crazier for reading it:)))

Recently I was at the gym and when I took my shoes off I saw a hole in my shoe soles...

Everyone who knows me knows how much I dislike to give money for clothes...but fuck it..righ..

Tomorrow morning I left our apartment a bit earlier,went to a store,found a pair of good shoes,bought them and it was the end of my problems:)))

Went home later that night and showed my shoes to my wife,she liked em..blah,blah..and I said...well..it feels good...

She was like...what,walking in new shoes?

I was like...yeah,that too but the part that I enjoy the most is the fact that I bought them as soon as I realized that the old pair was too old and didn't had to start saving money for next three months in order to buy the new ones...

Her eyes were like she was about to start crying..shit,she was born in Sweden and she never had any similar problems but I was more like...feeling cozy and warm,appreciating my new life...

Two days after I was talking to my mother who of course still live in Serbia,telling my how her water boiler broke down and  she had to pay for a repair I don't know like...20 euros or something...

Of course I go like..,do u need money now?

And than boom...a wake up call...a quick  reminder that almost all the people from my life are still living that life I used to be a part of before...

My family and my friends are really like..mega nice when it comes to not treating me as a cash machine whenever we meet or talk on the phone...

But my mom goes...no I don't need any money but of you can buy me again one pair of shoes cuz the old ones u sent me are totally dead...

Now...don't get me wrong here I know that those problems are shit comparing to problems people from Africa are having with their kids dying from fuckin diarrhea....but what differes Africa and Serbia is that Africa never had any form of a real democracy,economic system and shit...and Serbia....

Serbia or old Yugoslavia was an awesome place to live in...we used to have everything we wanted and even more...everybody liked us..we were fiends with the world and now this shit...

My mom is a fuckin professor and she used to work all her life as a journalist and now she doesn't have enough to buy shoes...

Compare...just for a second her and people who live in a developed countries with a similar profile,age and education...they live amazing lifes...While my mother is struggling for some basic things...

The reason why I really like to talk shit about Serbia specially to serbs is because I don't like the idea of people I love live such a reduced way of living...

Fuck that...not everyone are retards there...there are ALOT of people there who are pro Europe and pro free life for that matter...and those people are suffering because there are also ALOT of those who still want to make friends with Russia or North Korea or who knows what other idiotic country...

I am a simple man with simple needs...I don't know if the Big Bang was a real event or not..nor the way to put a man on Mars...

But I know for a fact that Sweden and other developed countries are at least a hundred years FROM an actual civilization,and I'm even more sure that Serbia is at least a hundred years from Swedish way of living so...

All of you from Serbia,Turkey,Irak,Morocco,South America and all other similar countries...that think you need a protection form the western world I have a message for you...

Go fuck yourselves morherfuckers...u're so stupid u don't deserve the air u breathe...

When there was a NATO bombing in Serbia soon after the beginning of it...when I saw how serbian government treat their own people with sending them to fight a ridiculously stronger opponent just so they can make a point... I said something which still holds me for sure..,

I said...if NATO forces enter Serbia with their land troops I'll be the first one to surrender but not to go to some camp and wait for the war is over..,no,no,no... I would say to those NATO soldiers...guys...u give me a weapon and who ever shoots at you is my enemy too so I'll fuckin shoot him back...

With this statement I consider myself a greatest patriot ever cuz in my mind I would be fighting for a protection of normal serbs,smart ones and ones that understands that serbia needs to integrate in the world!

To all of you who got pissed over this text.. SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!

Thank you!

Rättvisa only in Sweden

Hello u all...this country..this people...man:)))))

Rättvisa...a swedish word which meaning I'm still discovering while living here...

In translation means FAIR or RIGHTFUL....but it really means so much more...

 I remember when I was saving money for my competition and I worked with a couple of serbs in some fruit storage...

We were packing all different kinds of fruits in some nice baskets which they were later selling to different companies around the city..

So I needed to learn basic stuff,some marks for organic fruits,for regular fruits,and there were also this bananas named "rättvis bananer"...

This fuckin swedish people...can they be more nice...I asked myself....

Those Rättvis bananas are guaranteed from an fair environment..so no children were exploited for them to produce,people who worked on those fields were treated humanly and stuff...and these bananas are like double of the regular bananas price...

But even so...we had a shit loads of orders for these bananas cuz people here simply don't want to participate in something they don't agree with even if that's gonna cost them more money...

The funny story tho is related to those serbs I worked with...they were working there for a couple of years already so they knew stuff..so I asked them..hey,what are these rättvis bananas...and the guy goes...

Well normal bananas are picked by those black people in Africa and their bosses are yelling at them and beating them up and shit...and rättvis bosses go like...dear sir...would you be so kind to climb on that tree and pick some bananas for us,if it's not too much trouble for you😂😂😂

I fuckin cried my eyes out...a fairtrade explained in two words...only in Serbia:)))))

However I work for my father in law so there's no rättvis of any kind here:))))

Nooo,I'm not complaining but for example we don't have a lunch break so whenever there's work to do we postpone our means or sometimes even skip..

Well not me,but I eat while cooking food and sometimes I choke a bit but again...no complains here..

So earlier today I was sitting in our restaurant's dinning room,eating my meal when this lady came in and sat just to wait for her friend or something...

She was listening the conversation between me and one of our drunk guest who was asking me where I come from and stuff even tho he's coming there for like ever asking me same shit over and over again but I'm ok with it...and of course I spoke English:)

The lady got up,came by the bar and ordered a drink and some food from a bartender...

I spontaneously got up,picked up my plate and wanted to go in the kitchen to start with her food but...she stopped me...

She switched in English and said...I would like to have my food when you eat yours first!

I was like..giving her a smile and said..no,no it's fine..and made a step towards kitchen and she goes...if you interrupt your meal I'm going to leave..u work here, now you eat and u deserve to eat in peace...and I am not going to be the reason for you to do stop that😳😳😳

I was like oh my fuckin God😊😊😊

Well as I wrote...only in Sweden❤️❤️❤️

Essential and non essential

Yo,yo,yo...you guys...how r u:))))

Ok...I would like to tell you a bit about my new way of eating since I been writing tht article about protein powder so alot of you asked me if I am on a diet...

We...I am and i'm not....

Diet..in my book means that u measure those four drops of milk in your coffee let alone other stuff u eat...

So diet to me is precisely planned food intake day in day out...period!

All this other stuff we do are like...spesific way of eating not an actual diet...

You're keeping away from carbs,u've increased your total protein intake,you're bringing your fats under 30g a day...

All these stuff are fine,but they are not a diet...actually they are if you compare yourself with those "i eat what and when  i feel like it" kind of people...

So my food is pretty much based on high protein intake,moderate fat and very low carbs...

The reason dor this is ok...losing weight too but it's more like an experiment on my body cuz I've find out a few stuff about it...

I am specifically sensitive to carbs...and I'm not talking about sugar and stuff I'm talking rice,potatoes,breads,beans,grits,oats...allthose  GOOD CARBS...as they call thm..

And I couldn't agree more that they are a good carbs but for me that's not so simple....

Goal of any specific food program is to maintain sugar levels steady...maybe around a weight training u can have some sugar spike,just to replenish your glycogen but for the most part u need to have a constant blood sugar and therefore you'll have also a low or at least moderate insulin levels which will bring you to a leaner look...

Now some people can have like an amazing amounts of carbs even some sugars without huge insulin spike and other,such as me will have extremely high blood sugar levels even after egg whites and oatmeal which supposed to be a "safe" way of eating..

So what should you do...you should personalize your each meal and therefore your diet overall....

Some people will feel like they are dying when they don't eat carbs...I don't my body functions totally fine without them...

Now if you look at it...most likely that we all can stop eating carbs...now I'm not suggesting this of course not but if u ever read about nutrition...they all agree about one thing carbs are ENERGY and protein and fat are food!!!

Think about this for a second....u've heard about the essential nutrients right...well it's like this..u have an essential fats and essential amino acids(which are basically proteins broken down to a smaller particles) and essential carbs simply don't exist...

There's no such thing as an essential carbs so that explains us tht we can live life and be healthy without them...

However without proteins and fats...sure we may survive but we're definitely won't be super healthy...not to mention the fact tht we won't be living to our fully potential muscle recovery wise and physical performance overall...

This is also one of my strongest arguments why people shouldn't be a vegetarians..

Cuz animal protein contains some essential amino acids that can not be found in any other foods...But of course u can survive without it...

Never the less....I want to say that I feel pretty fuckin awesome without eating any heavy carbs six days a week...I feel energized I lift pretty heavy and on top of that I lost like 10kg in a meanwhile:)))

Ok...I did like a shit loads of cardio but cardio I did always...regardless whether I'm bulking or dieting...and there's also the fact that I weighed like 126-127kg and I was around 20%fat so going down 10kg from that point is not some miracle:))))

So to all of you who are experiencing a hunger like..one hour after you have been eating a solid meal,or a constant craving for sweets..u might take this my way of eating in consideration cuz it definitely gives u alot of benefits...

Have a nice weekend,friends😘