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onsdag 10 december 2014

Oh My God...

Hey people...how'r u holdin'
This one is totally  out of the blue today cuz...i don't know...maybe i'm a bit naive or old...or both but even though i kbow these stuff happens all the time...still when something gets that close to you...it's different...

Okay so...this girl or a facebook user with a girly name,start raping my fb with liking a shit load of my pictures...fine...usually it's some gay dude...and this one might be too but I can't tell....

So after like 20 likes...i tag her in my comment..just for fun...she replies...blah,blah...

Later that night...same girl starts a conversation in my inbox...so we start chatting just...stuff like hey you look awesome...I went thank you..she's like do you have a girlfriend i go no,bit i have a wife...cool...we kept chatting some more...and since she had no profile picture or any picture what I've checked in a meanwhile i asked her...hey,you don't have any picture?

She went like no i don't...I was...why???

And then boom...cuz my dad doesn't let me even have a profile😳😳😳

Omfg...at that moment...i just said to myself andrija...u fuckin moron..

From there of course I just asked...how old r u...?

She goes...14💀...

Holy shit....fourteen...i mean can you believe that shit...

Okay..i went like...listen,it's very wrong for you to chat with guys my age trust me...find people with similar age,chat with them,give them compliments..not me or guys like me...

Ok..so after a few disgusting question she gave me i had no choice but to block her cuzz it was obvious tht something was very wrong with her...

After that..i felt like i saw my mother naked...like really dirty..but it also made me think...how many of them didn't stopped the conversation...cuz I don't think i'm the only one she's been chatting....

How many of them wanted to meet her,fuck her and who knows what else....

My god...i keep saying tht over and over again....the only stuff I never watch when I stream porn are...gay and teen porn...now sometimes they say teen but the girl is teen as much as i am....

But those sick clips where they make some skinny gal with small boobs look like she's twelve or something...with a ponytails and shit..it just makes me ask myself who the fuck have that need to bit off to that sicknes???

I mean seriously i did some fucked up stuff in my life...you know sex wise but this shit comes naturally to me...

It's like u wanna have a kickbox match with a twelve year old....

Anyway...i just think these people are very disturbed but i'm not one of those who would.."kill all those sick mothafukas"...no,but i would really like to know what makes you become a pedophile...

They say that it could be when a boy had a slutty mother and he creates an oppinion that all aduld women are dirty and he's got a need for something pure...which in his eyes is a little girl...

I was realy confused when was listening all those child molestation stories how..those molestors are "manipulators",and "predators"..and those victims had the awarenes that it was their fault...i was was always wandering what's behind all of that...

Well I write this in simple words..cuz once i've heard it in a simple words I finally understood...so all of you who r sensitive...stop reading...

What they mean by " they are manipulators "is that they know that ...let's say...a little girl's body functions pretty same way as women's body...so when he starts touching her nipples or her pussy...she actually gets wet and horny as grown ups do...and then...that fucker..start convicting the girl how it's okay for them to continue if she feels that way...

So there u go...when the girl gets older...the only thought in her head is that she was guilty cuz her body reacted tgat way...which is fuckin mind blowing to me...

This article obviously wasn't written to make anybody feel better but it's about sad reality that we all live in...just that...it stroke me really hard with this crazy kid on facebook and cuz I also know that i can't do shit about it....

Thank you!



måndag 8 december 2014

I guess u can't get rid of it...just put it under control🙏



Everybodey...heeeeejjjjjjjj!!!

Hope u had a great weekend...well i did..beside tha fact i spent almost a whole weekend with my lovely sexy wifey...we've watched the movie...not a movi but THE MOVIE...

Hunger games mockingjay...great movie and i just keep being more and more in love with jennifer lawrence and katniss everdeen as well...the amount of that girl's talent is just fuckin beautiful..i love her...

Anyhow I wanted to share with you some of many wrongs about myself...

Friday was kinda slow at my work so i got a time to sit down,eat my food...check out my fb instagram...and all the other bullshit...

I was just about to finish my meal number five it was easy and pieceful in the dinning room and then this guy who was waiting to go to a toilet apparently pissed off cuz he was waiting for too long,just slapped the door as hard as he could!!!

He was standing right beside me so I obviously didn't see that one coming..so i almost dropped my fork on the flor...

And than...an instant flashback....serbia...me working as a security guard...

Now when i came to sweden i told my wife I'll work everything and anything except as a security guard...i want to leave that behind cuzz that job fuckin sucks...

I mean you beat up people for living...who wants to do that..i know that i'm a piece of shit for many people and i know i'm not a doctor or a lawyer but i still like to belive that my purpose in this world is a bit different...

So as i was working that job for sooooo long I kinda created an instinct...and my instinct after two seconds that guy hit that door was...that i should just stand and keep punching his head until he just stop showing any signs of life.

I was trembling...I felt so bad that I felt that way...cuz I really thought that part of me has disappeared..but it's not...it's still inside of me...doesn't say hello so very often but these events are sort of wake up call...that It will probably stay in me till the end...

People who haven't had to experience violence don't even know how fortunate they are...cuz me and my friends i been working tht shitty job with,went through some real fucked up stuff...

We were attacked,threatened...managing some crazy situations where tex. two gangs start provoking eachothers from the two oposite sides of the club and just all the sudden they start aproaching eachothers...both grups have already have more than 50years in prison all together all pretty bollsy and all packed with guns or sometimes even hand grenades:))

Never being able to go anywhere  without a gun or without looking behind your shoulder who's there..sitting in a cafe monitoring people...who's pissed at you...who did you beat up maybe three years ago and today he wants his payback...all those things changes you...forever...

After five minutes the fool from my restaurant was saying everybody goodbuy and how sorry he was for that little incident...and that made me realize...I never gonna be completely cured...and that I need to keep holding that bad side of me deep down and never let it out...cuz the person i am today and the person a want to be tomorrow can not behave anything like that!

It might sound silly but I really feel better when writing this stuff so..thank you🙏❤️✌️


torsdag 4 december 2014

There are two types of people..my yin yang theory...

Hey you...yes you...still here...hehe...nice:))))

I just wanted to share this thought with you...cuzz I've been seeing this for sooo long...



As i was writing in my previous columns...i think it's realy important to find out stuff about you...

Who you are...what r u good at..what makes u feel good or bad...and these stuff should be only the starting point...and the ultimate goal is to based on finding out your personal properties...eventually create that mindset to what and who you want to become...

I belive tht can be a great journey but only if you be really honest with yourself to find out who you are and wht are u made of...

I've noticed some things about myself from very early age...

That thing was about what kinda force drives me...cuz I truly belive that it can be  a great indicator of which group u belong to....

Now i belive there are just two groups of people...leaders and followers and in today society being a follower is considered...well...less...

And i so disagree with tht cuz i don' belive that that system can ever be as productive as the system where are followers considered just different and nit less in any way...

So from very early age I've noticed this thing about me....

Whenever i was treated badly I've progressed...

So weird i know...but i realy respond badly on sucking dick..kinda relations...in another worlds...whenever i was treated like...good job andrija,way to go...you can do this really well...you can be the best in class or in school...my reaction would be...oh...just fuckin drop it...

Like ok,been there done that..,let's move on...But whenever i was treated like...oh andrija...you miserable piece of shit...u never gonna do that right,you always gonna be a loser...i would bite like fuckin put bull just to make that happened...

I know it is weird,it sounds creepy but...until this day...that's me...it's in imprinted in my dna I guess and it's gonna follow me until i die...

Now what I'm thinking here is that that's what leaders are made from...or the oposite...followers are better responders to easy,nice way...which again...is not more or less...it's different!!!

But that knowledge can give you so much benefits in every aspect in life....cuz if you are treated with a wrong approach...u won't be good,u won't fell good and you'll end up in a bad place...

It's like you have this ferrari...perfect engine,perfect look...and you can do wanders with that tipe of machine...but

If you fill up it's tank with diesel fuel...the potential of that work of art is zero!!!!

That car doesn't use diesel for fuel and thst's the fucked up part we can never understand....

What the fuck went wrong...two brothers or sisters same parents,same home...totaly different people...one turn out great...the other one...drugs,criminal,jail...or in my case...bodybuilder:))))))

Diferent people react differently...period...and parents need to know that...need to experiment and see which child reacts what way...

That's the key!!!

Now ofcourse I don't suggest that u treat anybody the way i described but..if you feel tht...huge energy in person...set him or her a higher goals...simple...and the person or a child without that energy can still reach the very top only for that person goals need to be set up gradually...one step at the time...

I remember...standing on the edge of a bridge in my small town in serbia...trying to get some balls to jump into the river below...

It took me fuckin eternity...i was so scared...oh man...i was a kid...

So all the kids from down under tried to encourage me by saying me that it's not that scary,that...i can do it...all those nice stuff...

But once I've heard one asshole saying...come on,let's swim...he's a pussy,he's never gonna jump...

There we go...that instance i flew down...it was awesome...jumped all summer long like crazy...but as soon as i was totally comfortable with that bridge...i was thinking how can I climb on top of the support and jump from there...

cuz I couldn't get that adrenaline rush anymore from bridge alone....but luckily I've dropped tht idea cuz it would be a suicide...:))))

So...challenge..that what drives me..while the others respond better to go the safest route that most of the others have chosen before...

And as i said...that's also good...but what i think it's perfect...is followers and leaders working in a symbiosis...now that's pure perfection..

Cuz i know..two leaders will bite eachothers heads off and two followers will be lost forever...but dark and light...night and day...yin and yang is the key element for the ultimate success once they start to work in synergy❤️



Have an awesome weekend my people ✌️🙏❤️


onsdag 3 december 2014

Being humble about the things you suck at..

Hey everyone!!!

Lately i've been writing alot negative stuff..or at least that's how alot of you took it so..i kinda feel the need to tell something about tht...

For starters ...i need to remind you that i like to joke alot...many of you who don' know me maybe don' think that way but i realy do...

So when i write stuff like...how can u tell whether u are gay or not...i assume tht you r aware that it should entertain you...readers not piss you off for fuck sake...

But when i write stuff about marriage or that u should analyse your dreams i'm serious..but that as well i don't write to piss u off but to share my opinion with you...

But when you read that...you might get the impression that i write about marriage because I've reached the perfection in mine..which is so not true or when i write how you should consider of dropping some of your dreams that never gonna happen is not cuzz i have all my dreams accomplished nooo...for christ sake,no...

All the marriages had their ups and downs...mine is no exception...but once u menage to get your shit together you grow...you mature and the conclusions i got from it i share with you that's all...

There were periods in my marriage when my wife and I were constantly fighting,periods when we haven't had sex for months,periods where we almost have reached a financial bottom...does that sounds like smooth???

No..ofcourse not but...i don't think my wife and i r alone in that...alot of marriages went through same or even worse scenario...so many of you can understand me...but also thre's alot of you who r single and don't have a clue how marriage actually looks like...so there you go..i write something about it...

Dreams...i keep seeing this guy in the gym everyday doing powerlifting...the guy  is like shorter than me and i'm 178cm and he weighs probably no more thn well let's give him a treat and say 70kg but i think he's no more than 65kg

A POWERLIFTER!!!!!

And now you would say...oh,but let him do what he wants...yes..ofcourse he should do what he wants but it seams to me he wants to be an actual powerlifter...

Why??why would you want to become something your not...cuz as long as he wants to get stronger and better it's fine but dreaming of becoming a world famous powerlifter is just sad...sorry

And i'm saying this cuzz i've seen more than once sons being mentally raped by their idiotic fathers about how they have to be tough and not pussies...how they need to be big and strong like real men are...so there you go...that's where his death wish can be from to become a world famous powerlifter...

I remember once in serbia i was at some relatives visit and there was this guy and his little son...

I was maybe not even eighteen but already i had muscles..and that motherfucker dad told his son who was not more than 8 or 9 year old kid...

Look,you fuckin pussy...look how you should look like...look...with that kinda body you can do anything...everyone will respect you,you can fuck any pussy you like...look you little pussy look...

The kid wasn't even ten for fuck sake...he looked at me almost sad...cuzz it seamed so hard to get his dad's acknowledgement....

And then what do you get???...a skinny fifteen year old taking a shit load of steroids,disappointed,angry...and fucked for life...cuzz he want's to become something he was never meant to be😢

Let's move on.... Do you think i consider my self some big bodybuilder...let me tell you this...i used to compete 2012...i won...next year same competition comes a guy from kuwait or wherever...that guy was so big...that me standing beside him would make me look like his little bitch that he's gonna fuck after the show...and i'm not talking here about proffesionals from mr.olympia...i'm talking about a guy...so what was I supposed to do...shoot myself...no...laugh it off!!!!

Hehe...look at him😳🔫

And now...let me just give you a tiny feedback about my gay/feminine side...

Beside the fact that most of the time i do the vacuuming,laundry,food cooking which some consider a woman's job...i also pick us a softener/conditioner in the supermarket...

Now can you just imagine a 130kilo guy open and smell each and every bottle of those...choosing the right one...

When my wife's colleagues give us a visit and they smell our softener tomorrow they call me to ask me which one I've been using:))))

When i described how girly girls should like big men...it's also that they like tall man...yes...tall men are manly...not midgets like me...my wife fuckin' love tall men...so what should i do kill my self no...I laugh it off for fuck sake!!!

What I'm trying to say here is that...most of you had friends and family who used to suck your dick and you sucked theirs so you can both feel better about yourself...

I want to be you friend that tells you flat out no bullshit...where i think you suck at...cuz belive it or not...real friends should say that shit to one another!!!

See ya soon...😜




tisdag 2 december 2014

Girl...wanna have those big sexy glutes...you might wanna read this😎


Hey biches...how's hangin'...what...too soon...well...i make tha call here😬

Twenty years ago...sexy women was about having big boobs...it was tha shit,if you had a pair of big balloons...not tht it's bad thing now but back then..girls with large butt were considered as fat or just too big...





Nowdays...it's not like that...people finaly realized tht booty or glutes are pretty much what gives a female body that feminine line...so the booty euphoria began...



Facebook,instagram,music videos..everything is flooded with sexy round butts...



So...i get alot of questions from girls...and gay guys...how to make their butt bigger and rounder...

Accidentally i happen to have pretty strong glutes and over that whenever i get fat...the fat goes first on my butt..which would be very sexy if i was a gal or a gay...but since i try to look like a bodybuilder tht kinda sucks...

Anyhoo...girls usualy think that if i have a round butt..i gotta know the way how to  make other butts round too...well...not necessarily 

I used to hsve this bmx bicycle and i was riding it all day long...my butt was pumped...when i start running...my butt got pumped...start squatting...again...so..my point is don't always do what people with results say..cuzz even if they r right...it just might not work for you...

But for all of you my beautiful cunts out there...we need to set the record straight...do you know which sport are you talking about when you ask for bigger and rounder butt...

Bodybuilding u mothafukas!!!!

Yes,that disgusting thing that's not even a sport..with all those disgusting looking people...that one..exactly that one...so if you want to apply a bodybuilding rules on your body...u might at least shut tha fuck up and listen...
Girls with strong glutes...like naturaly strong glutes...will only squat and get their butt pumped



...but for all of you others,who do not have that privilege i have a good news for you...

IT'S FUCKIN POSSIBLE FOR YOU TOO!!!!

All you need is a couple rules you need to follow,ofcourse good food..but first thing you need is a pair of big fuckin balls...cuzz you know what...making big glutes is like making any other muscle big...IT'S PAINFUL!!!!

If it's not painful...you're not doing it wrong...period...write that down you fuckin pussies!!!

Now the difference between naturaly gifted and the rest of people is that...for those without tht gift...your squats will hit more of your quads your hamstrings or even your back but it's gonna avoid hitting you glutes..it's a natural respond of your body...

But...there is something you can do to change that...it's called PREHEAT!!!

It's whn you make your glutes very,very tired before you start with complex movements such as squats or leg press or hack-machine,or smith...etc...



So with those glutes realy tired from the beginning u get your muscle failure in them before your body take over most of that heavy weight on your quads,hammies or lower bk...ok?



Have u noticed something in my last sentence...it's the word HEAVY!!!!

Your squats needs to be HEAVY,your leg press...HEAVY..all those basic movements should be HEAVY...and that's first thing that differs basic exercises from those preheat exercises...

Preheat exercises you should do with at least 20-30 reps to failure..and basic heavy ones should go not over 15 reps...i would even say 8-15 reps...also UNTILL YOU GET THE MUSCLE FAILURE!!!

This is crutial...if you finish a heavy set and having strenght to do a few reps more...just go home..cuz you're a fuckin pussy...if you alrady visiting the gym,you already paying that membership card...at least fuckin do it right..do it 100 fuckin percent!

A had this bitch friend....she was all about oh i train hard i'm hard core...and she was for a averige girl in the gym...which is not too heavy but on our first leg day...she went to throw up after we were done...so give at least 100%...cuzz everithing below is for fuckin losers!!



Now most common exercises i recomend as a preheat would be ofc lunges...that one fuckin kills,hip thrust...a great one that i actualy took from that puking gal:)))...sumo squats..good one...but also machines such as butt blaster or any similar is great....




In the end of a day..you chose which one works best for you...you might even do the job with only one movement and your good to go but the most important thing is to have your glutes burning and screaming for help before you start squatting...it's tht simple...



Now those r the things tht i can help u with...the stuff that nobody can possibly help you with are...

Where you gonna hold fat once you start pigging up...that's simply imprinted in you dna or wherever...and...be clear about one thing...strong glutes are one thing...but wide hips-small waist is also something you were born with so...those stuff are like if you have them good if you don't...forget about it...don't cry about it...don't feel this or that...there can be a million ways to be and to feel beautiful so all you need to do is to find one that works for you...and be fuckin gorgeous!!!!


Love ya...my beautiful bitches😎😍❤️



 


måndag 1 december 2014

Test yourself and find out whether u're gay...help me help u❤️

Hey ya all...mothaefas...wazz up...monday again huh...awesome...

So i've put on some things but i'm sure tht there are alot more..things that if you reckognize in you or in someone close to you there's a big chance that u or that other one is gay...

I've come to these conclusions throughout my loooong study in  psychoanalysis at the university of youporn...yeah,yeah...i'm not educated i know but play along a bit will ya...

And please...for all of you who don't know me..i don't think tht being gay is less in any way...but being gay in denial is a safest road to a disaster...so..free your mind💁👯👬❤️

Ok..let's start from the most obvious..i'm not gay but i've been experimenting a couple of times while i was in high school...hehe...i mean..c'mon..that's as gay as it can be

sure...it can be bisexual too but..bi is just a gay tht want to be a bit less gay:)))

Second:i had this earlier but let me repeat...you're in a locker room...u see  a naked person walking by...feel too uncomfortable..gay!

The feeling you're getting is probably a sex urge which you're not feeling comfortable about..cuzz in your head...you're straight!!!

Third:
now this one can be very tricky...but stay wth me...okay...

Guys that don't see what's the big fuzz about girls curves...and he kinda prefers gals wth wide shoulders and narrow hips...



And girls who...prefer a softer,smaller,weaker in one word feminine guys😁

Now as i said..don't get me wrong...i am big but i have alot of muscles...so i look like a bodybuilder but...i'm not talking about my way of being big..i'm talking about big men...manly men...big tall guys for whom u can say they are men even from a fukin airplane!

Okay...so if you are this way...you might be gay...looking as less of a man as possible or as less girly girl as possible...

Next:
Let's say u have five friends and you're all married or having a long term relationships...but only one of you...always insist on having a guys night only...like...no wifes,no gals...just us...roling like in good ol days...well my son...you'd probably subconsciously want to suck a dick to your boys...aren' ya...give it a try..i bet your ass you'll like it...but in this case..even if you're not gay..you're probably a disshonest sleazball..so...yeah!same rule applies on gals...

Ok...this one is easy...you know when u r wth a bunch of guys...and this a hot gal passes by and all of you start talking how you would fuck her or eat her muff or just how goid lookin' she is...and there's this one little bitch..always finding all the wrongs it these beautiful girls...well...i wouldn't recomend you to take a shower wth him...cuzz he just might accidently put a finger or something else ip in your ars holen😜

This is guys and gals equaly..if you are a gal...u go out with your bitches,friends whtever..and there's this hit guy...coming on to u...and you don't want to leave your girls to go somewhere else with this guy....you're gay!

Oh...this one i like...girls and guys...if you spend more than 15 minutes on putting on your clothes before u go out...you're gay...how..well if you are a guy...and u so this..or you're fixing yiur hair for a jalf an hour...c'mon...you would also suck dick...and gals...wht...they are different???
Yeas...but trust me on this one...girls are pickin on their clothes to be beautiful to another gals...what...for themselfs you say...that's bullcrap..u always dress up for others too...hut the question is for whom???
Now...o don't know what's in women's head...but i know what's in mine...and girls...your chanel bags,your prada outfit,your monolo shoes...real men don't give a fuck about..only gay people...men and women...
Straight men sees that...but he never thinks like omg...wht a fabulous shoes...he think's...o maaaan,i wish tht skirt was shorter so i can see her pussy or something...straight men hates clothes..cuzz it fuckin' covers tits,ass n' puss...write tht down😂😂😂

Not caring much about kids or feeling uncofortable around them...might tell you...something...but okay...this one can tell a couple more things accept you being a gay...you're cold,you're insecure,you're fucked yo emotionaly ...so in this case..i wouldn' call it a rule;)

Oki...this one i fuckin invented...i ask a girl...would you rather be raped by a guy or by a girl...yes or no...NOW...

99% is by a girl...cuzz what guys can give you more pain...ahaaa..have you ever thought how women rape women...you think the are gentle like in soft core girl on girl porn...hehehe...the presence of a pussy around your body and face should bevgiving you an urge to puke...what...it doesn't...exactly😜

I know tht i'd rather be raped by three 70y old grandmas where they beating the crap out of me and take shit on me rather than just having one brad pitt looking dude with his dick gliding over my skin...so...i rest my case!

This is more for girls...if you honey...leave a bit buch on your vagg..that's fine...i like bush...but if you are one of those girls who categorically reject to shave their armpits and even legs..you're not makin' a point or an exempel...you'd like to eat some pussy...period!

Promiscuity..can sometimes be a good indicator that a person is gay...usualy good looking guys or a gals...that have the need to fuck alot cuzz they think their homosexual thoughts will disappear that way...well...they won't😕

This one is like 100% accurate...not enjoying and not giving an oral sex...girls...if you want to puke when just imagining a cock in your mouth...or guys...having hard time to eat pussy cuzz it's too slimy...well...try to switch teams...it will bring you the eternal joy👄👅💦

This one is quite as the previous one..if you reject to have sex if your partner is not freshly bathed...most likely...hehe..well..you know👌

There's one left..the extreme homofobs...might be gay...one of my friends explained me why is not good for kids to watch love parade...he said...cuzz we all have a gay gene in us..and whn you r kid and u see all that wrath presented as ok...u might be gay...

Well we might all have a gay gene in us but if that gene predominates...you gay...tht's how all gay people realized tht they r gay for fuck sake😳😳😳

Ok...i glad if i could help..but i'm even more hlad if you got pissed at me..that means i hit your hehe.."g-spot"...don't be mad...be brave...be you...cuzz the only way to be happy is that you play you whoever tht person is😃

Love ya😘😘😘




fredag 28 november 2014

Good to know before you get married😛

Hi biatches...how r ya...not good...well ya need to change your blood tipe into "be positive"😎

Okay...i'm married for eight...ish years...don't realy know exactly..but yes...it's not tht i've been married for ever but still...after a while you get more aware of what that unity looks like...hehe..comparing to the picture you had before that😂😂😂

Yeah...lol...cuzz i know there are alooot a you out there having totaly different perception of what marriage is ...

Firstly...there's this description from serbia...explaining marriage like a large bowl filled with shit...and only on the very surface lies a thin layer of honey...so...they say...all that honey,you eat in a first few months..,and for the rest of your life you eat shit😂😂😂

Well...ofc it's exaggerated to be funny but there is some truth to tht...

I think that single people don't realy know what are the crutial stuff when they look for a potential life companion...

First of all,try to live with somebody...you know to live...same appartment or a house...everyday!!!

And then imagine doing that over and over to the rest of your life...:)))



Now i'm not trying to scare you..but alot of people get married live together for while and then start feeling claustrophobic...as they don't have enough space nor air to breathe..they feel caged...

So once you know...you start drinking more,or taking drugs...eating like a pig or whatever you have as a valve for all that rage u acumulated...

So as soon as u know you start cheating...and u get tht feeling back for a second...you feel alive again...u feel sexy and desirable...and then...

You devorce...you...start going to the gym...finaly you are living fully..you're free...no more those waisted hours and hours of emptiness...now it's about yiu!!!!

Tgen you meet a person...everything sound good..looks good...now...you know that this is a bingo...this is it!!!

So you move to his or her place or you bring thm at your place...start living your life...but....

After a while...you're getting a bit of deja vu...right...oh fuck yiu say...what did i do wrong this time...i thought i got it...whatta fuck went wrong...

Well my friend...you did nothing wrong...you ARE WRONG!!!



Your picture of what marriage should be was so fucking wrong to begin wth...that you couldn't do any fucking thing other than failure...

So insted of dreaming of having a maid..better think of how you gonna split house works with your hubby or wife...instead of looking for a girl with a perfect ass...think about is she gonna be a goid mother for your children...instead of having your pussy wet on his fancy car..think will he be able to sell that shit and buy a family car so he can drive your kids to school and go to supermarket...

Remember secret of a good marriage isn't happiness it's stability..paulo coelho said this and he couldn' be more right...

It's easy to be with someone ehen everything is nice and pink...try when the shit hits tha fan...whn life challenges you..put you on a test...try then to stay saine and still keep doing your shit...

When you pay a hooker you want that impression that she's s magical women...and that her shit doesn' stinks...but guess wht...every person's shit stinks and no gucci or prada can change that...so if you don't love who and what yiur wife is...you'll not gonna see her as a sexual being after you get in that toilet after she had her period and diarrhea at the same time...and yes she can clean it as much as she wants it's still gonna smell....

If you find these things disgusting...you probably have your stucked at the level of  a high school kid so untill you find the way to make that disappear from you...don't get into anything...cuz what you thinking about is utopia...the place tht doesn' exist...what i'm talking about is REALITY!!!

That tank full of shit with a bit honey on top is not marriage...it's life...it get harder as we get older...but the weaker ones try to blame that on everything and anything just so they can find the reason  to get away from everything...

Now instead of waiting for u to respond...since apperently it takes a huge pair of balls to say anything....i'll say it for you...

Ok...andrija...you've been married for a few years and you already know the ultimate secret of marriage???

Yras and no...yes,i have learned aloooot from my marriage but i also had a few long term relationship before...and i learned from them too...i used to love some other girls,and they loved me..and we had such a great time together and i know that those relationships and thlose girls shaped me to some point into a man i am today...and i'm so thankful for that 🙏



Girls...when you're imagining your man don' think of a James Bond figure...al dressed up,charming and unpredictable...but think of a man...a lifetime friend..a dad for your kids and guys...don't visuelize some jenna jameson trophy bimbo..with who u can brag in front of your retarded friends...but try to search for a honest women that's ready to love you on your good and shitty days...a mom,a lady a role model but most important a person with who u would like to grow old💍💍💍

Have a great weekend biaches and don't forget that i love you...all of you❤️