How make people like you

Hey everybody!!!

I was listening this lecture of some guy...talking about how should you present yourself to others in order for them start liking you...as a friend or as i don't know..a figure in their life...

And what he suggests is that you should try to make people feel goid about themselfs in your present..like..you don't want to tell them stuff that are not realy great about them...or ask them anything about that stuff but rather talk to them how good they are at something...

Also he says that you should start lightly imitate them...for example...if they start pulling their hair back time to time...you might start doing that too...maybe in a little bit different manner so it doesn't get weird...cuzz he thinkd that people like to hang with people similar to them...

So if a person start talking faster,you star talk a bit faster too...etc...

Well my point of view to that is FUCK OFF!!!

First of all...for me..that's manipulating people not hanging out or interact...it's suckin' each others cock...it's so boring...what kinda looser wants to hear what he's good at...shit!!!

Tell me how much i suck...to me that's the only way of getting closer to somebody...not to mention how great is to hear how other people see you so you maybe realize you do something wrong..

For me it was never a problem to make someone line me...it was always the problem to find a person interesting enought so i have a need to take a coffee with him or her or to talk..whatev...

In general...i don't like...people...first of all  90% of em has some sort of issue...and as soon as you get close to that issue..you can see their face gets that expression like when you need to fart...there's nothing more disgusting than that...

It's like walking on a fuckin minefield or simply talking to a retarted person...you're not educated for that so you'll never know what might trigger them...

If you're fat...and we meet..in first ten sentences of our conversation i need you to tell me something humiliating about your size...that way you're letting me know that you are aware of that and you are a humble about it...

It's not that i'll start making you feel like shit...it's just explains the fact that even though you have size problems..you're still a normal person...not in denial,aware of yourself inside and out...period!

Me...i always try to bring my education on a table...and that i do in the most shitty way...i alway say that i come from highly educated family...but i got to be a black sheep...wich i prefere to call A FUCKIN' MORON...and that's it!

Let alone the fact i make fun of myself about all bodybuilders are dickless donkeys...and by that i'm kinda giving you signals that you are alowed to aske me anything...or at least i think i do that..

But there's also another problem...yes...i do need a person that can tell me...like...well andrija,when your mom gets on thet chemotherapy again...could you give me her number cuzz i realy like to fuck a hairless pussy:)))

Yeah...yeah..i'm disgusting...but sorry for breaking this to all of you who never had a true friend..it's call joking...and the reason why it not supposed to be hurtfull it's because it comes from your friend...A FRIEND...a person in your life that means no harm to you...so it's only a joke...or what...he's realy gonna fuck my mom????

But beside that brutal joking i need a person that i can talk about...mine or his or her life phylosophy,or a big bang or about the cern project,social developement...you know...that kinda stuff...if we just keep on joking,it's boring too...

Anyways...i belive that you realy need to be enough to yourself alone and if there are some quality people on your site...you go get them...cuzz they are rare and precious...comparing to 90% sad,jealous,lying,cheeting,issues filled,weak,low life..cunts...

Hmmm...that felt good;)

Have great weekend my precious 10%:)))

Ice cream maker review...

Hi...

As i promised recently i'm gonna describe how did my new ice cream maker served me...and what i think about it in general...

First of all i like it because it's not like...super expencive...it's a bit too big but that's kinda my fault cuzz i have such small appartment...

Anyhoo...we thought we gonna be able to eat fresh ice cream as soon as we get home but...nope...you need to put that bowl in the freezer for at least eight hours...but...we still had icecream from our kitchen aid maker so..it was all right..

Tomorrow was the day...i made a mix...it was a bit of cocoa...milk...quark,water,sweetener..anda bit of moca-aroma...

Well...first of all i should've know better...since my appinion is that one should never mix a chocholate and anything that's sour....

I don't know...it's just not that good...taste weird...

But overall it was not that bad...the good sides are that the machine alone is quite easy to put together,clean and stuff...so it's not like an expedition everytime you want to eat ice cream...

second...comparing to kitchen aid...this one's got more precise that mixing system so you have less of ice crem stuck to the sides of a bowl...

And third...the fact that it got a hole on the bottom..makes you release the ice cream just when the thickness is right...if you open it before that...it's dripping cuzz it's too runny...if you wait too long,it won't come out..which is maybe better option...since you can always use spatula and place it in a bowl...

In the end,it all worked well...i even did some protein ice cream the next day before i went to gym and as i said,it's good that it doesn't take forever to put all together,and clean after you're done...

So all in all..thumbs up...buying this ice cream maker was a good call...

Take care!!!

First time duck...

Hey guys...how's life...well i hope good...i'm good..another weekend is behind us and another monday  is here...

Today i was thinking of writing about me cooking duck for the first time...

Some of you might not know but duck supposed to be served pink and not well done like most poultry...

I was watching of course the man him self ...gordon ramsay..cooking a duck several times and i was intrigued by that fact about serving it pink and i tought that it must have been a great texture of that file since is served like that but what to do..

First...it's not realy cheap....like little under 30€ per kilo..and kilo is the only pack i found...and second there isn't realy a whole bunch of places you can buy it...

But i found it,bought it...for all of you from stockholm...hemköp på t-centralen...if you be interested...

Anyways my wife and i bought it went home and the magic start happening:)))

First i took it out to rest a bit then i decided to use my grill pan which is heavy as fuck but great effect thought...

Ok...so everything was ready..so time to preapare those files before they touch the pan...i did what gordon did..i carved the skin and it realy get's crispier that way...

So from here i put it in the pan..skin down...but pan is completely cold...since you want from that skin to release it's own fat so that basicly you don't even have to add any additional fat,and this way taste is way powerfull!

So cold pan...duck in...high heat for short and then medium...

Skin side is got to be crunchy and kinda caramelized so be patient and wait..well at least 5 minutes maybe more...when you see that it looks delicious..turn it and you can cook it a bit and put in the oven or...in the oven right away...

Pre heated oven to 200 degrees 5-10 minutes...if you ask me...5 max...since i've heald it in for ten and it was a bit overcooked...

My oven was already hot since i was baking my first LCHF BREAD:))))

My wife www.shapethefuckup.blogspot.com have decided to go for lchf diet and even tho some of you must know i'm not a big fan of it...it's a free world and tolerance above everything:)))

I'd lie if i'd say that bread didn't taste a...fuckin'..maizin':)))

So here we are after 10 minutes i've took out my duck...i gotta tell you it was beautiful...

Now...since she's alowed to eat cream...in my pan...in all that fat that remained from the duck i've just put in a little bit of cream and let it reach the boiling point...

As i said..the duck wasn't perfect...should've been little bit more pink but the taste amaized me...

It totaly didn't taste like any poultry..it was like mixture of veal and liver..i don't know..but it was wild...i loved it...

So after that great sonday's dinner...there was nothing better to do than...

EVENING CARDIO!!!

What were you thinking...sex..you perverts:)))

My breakfast:)

Hey ya out there...what's up...me..i'm just takin' it easy...maybe 10 minutes ago my wife and i bought this soft ice cream maker...but since it's still in the box and we're in the middle of the city,i'm writing review about how did it go and was it worth of buying it...

But other than that...pretty much same old...workout,work...and eat..ALOT:)..

Well i watch what i eat but the amounts are abit bigger...i do cardio at least once a day,sometimes twice or even three times but...no specific goal...for now...

This morning i got up and did what i usualy do before my morning cardio..took a strong coffee..then first"breakfast"...and then...cardio for 45min. 

First i gotta say this coffee i have is realy good and super strong so it kinda wakes you up within minutes...it's some instant coffee that i got by total coincidence...

My uncle was in serbia at the same time my wife and me were...and i tried some coffee that he brought from america..where he lives and it was some starbucks instant coffee..realy good!

Well he gave the whole bag of that coffee to my sister and she was kind enough to share it with me and there i go...

I'm super coffee-geek..and i know that any instant coffee is not a great choice but for me there's good coffee and great coffee...no such thing as bad one:)))

But my "first breakfast" is also interesting...i call it first because it's not realy a breakfast,but by the amount of pills in my hand you can call it that:))

Ok...so before...i used to have one pill witch was multivitamins/minerals and that would be it...but through all this years of using supplements,i realized one thing..if you want to have...let's say creatine...

Don't buy product that consist aminos,taurine,protein...cancer cure AND CREATINE....you just buy creatine...period!!!

So if you want vitamines and minerals...buy them separarately...

So here i have...vitamin b complex,vitamin d...of course vitamin c..then also vitamin e...folic acid...why have i bought folic acid i have no idea but whatta hell...

Also there's magnesium,calcium as well i have this great product coenzym q10...it realy gives you an extra kick...

The guy who invented it actualy got the nobel prize...so it gotta be good...right:)

Also i have some arginine,inevitable saw palmetto and of course aminos...

This time i bought one if my favorites..witch are amino freak...and i'm super satisfied with 'em!

It's a wild berry taste...it looks disgusting but it's not bad at all...

So i have all this...before my morning cardio...and when i'm done,take a quck shower and hit the road...after all it's weekend time:)))

ISON..the judgement day!

Before 2012 it was mayan prediction about the end of the world..so i waited to see what's gonna happen but nothing...

Lately there are alot of diferent comments about this comet ISON how they call it...the most realistic i've heard by now is that the interaction between the comet and earth will start on 1st of december this year and it gonna end like within 7-8 days or even 15 i don't remember...

Now what this lady have claimed is that comet it self will not hit the earth but it gonna pass by earth...so we're good right..well not quite...see how they describe it,the comet is a big rock or something but that rock is never by it self...but always accompanied by smaller rocks as well wich are traveling along...

Those smaller ones are the ones we should be concerned about...because the fact they are "smaller" doesn't mean it can not damage earth severely...

Now how much of those smaller particels there is out there...well...we don't know untill it strikes us..if the comet pass us by with enough distance the earth gravity will not be able to influence on them...but if it comes too close..well...we'll see..

Well i personaly always liked more that scenario where catastrophye strikes and one moment your alive,next you're dead..end of story...

The worst case scenario for me would be  that we survive..or at least some of us but we like back into a stone age...no electricity,law,drinking water and shit so slowly we kill one another or even eat...

Any ways...i hope we gonna do well and if something happens to be as minor as possible...cuzz i don't know if i told you but i might compete again in spring next year...and how can i do that if the endo of the world occurs:)))

The purpose of life...

Well this summer we were at my friends new appartment and eating,having fun,they were drinking and since i'm realy not into drinking i decided to have a few puffs of some weed somebody had..

so of course since i haven't had that like 7-8 years plus...i got stoned like crazy...and then my crazy friend start asking me about big bang and where we come from...so of course we were laughing like crazy...but even the day after he was asking same questions..so i guessed it wasn't just weed speaking through him...

His point was why are ve living this life..what is our purpose in this world...you get up in the morning...drive faster than you should for not late for your job...there..you do stuff you don't give shit about for like..eight hours.

Get back home already half-dead...try to play with your kid while at the same time struggling not to fall asleep...

After maybe take a walk or not...put your kid to bed...then watch tv for a while untill you realize it's already too late and that you gonna be super-tired tommorow again..

Then you go to sleep and tomorrow...repeat all that again...

So he said...if i die tomorrow...of course,a few of you were sad but basicly nothing spectacular would different...so why are we alive..why do we exist...

Well frankly i don't have a straight answer to that and i don't belive nobody does realy...cozz how can you know for sure...

However...just today i was listening some man talking about how to make your life better and stuff..and he said...

I don't know the exact details but...i know that we came frome somewhere and we deffinitely going somewhere after we're done here...so the only reason i belive we're here is to prepare ourselfs for what's about to come...so when the time comes...we leave prepared...

But...since we can not learn 24/7 beside all that preparation and learning...we were brought in this world to have fun and enjoy life...to enjoy this greatest gifth we all got for free!

The worst part is that we people were tought buy our evirement to appreciate all the stuff we buy,and stuff that are expencive...but in reality,the greatest stuff in this world we've got for free,bit we so underappreciate them...so stupid!!!

Some of you know me well enough to know i don't belive in god...but i realy have problem with religion..and i can respect religion only when there's one religion for all man kind...but i do belive i some unexplained or unproven things such as this and such as law of attraction...

So my point of view is...live everyday with  dignity...always choose to love instead of hate...think hard what would you like to do to make you happy everyday and do it...try everyday to do stuff that will make you proud one day...do everything you can to die happy and satisfied with how you lived...never stop changing cozz... #thedaywestopisthedaywedie :)))

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What is the right thing to do?

  Hey everybody...how was your weekend...hope it was good...mine was working,at least a whole saturday but still good..no complains...

Recently i've put on a new manu at my job..where we offer a burger or fish'n chips or bread crumbed chicken plus beer for some...kinda lower price..

There's this guy coming over every so often,and he told me the other night that he's planing to bring his kid to our joint so both of them try my burgers since he thinks they look very delicious...

But at the same time i was just about to eat and on my plate was just tilapia file and some quark and veggies...

The guy is kinda chubby and he asked me...well i'm guessing that burgers are not very good calorie wise since i haven't seen you eating em'...

At that point i felt a bit duble standard and i start wandering...

I tomd him that i was thinking about putting on a few totaly "clean" dishes on the new manu since we always have that clean options ready( hehe,since i work there) and also just to test people how would they react when they realy taste the fish cooked without any fat or chicken too,with no fat rice or just boiled potato...and some very healthy\not tasty sauce...

I wandered then in general regardless a restaurant or food...what is the fuckin' right thing to do...

Is it better to try to educate people,when you know they're doing something wrong or just to always try to serve them some bullshit they would like to hear so they can feel better about doing things wrong and at the same time try to earn on them as much money you can and go home with your wife and kids and keep educating them and telling them what's realy right and what's wrong?

The same guy asked me...what's not good calorie wise in that burger..i tought...maaan everything...sure you have some good protein source and some veggies but one sauce is based on mayo bbq sauce is like...sugar...bread,bacon,cheese,fries...fuck..do you realy need an explanation...not to mention that that patty was made of beef with 20% fat!!!

I told him all that...hehe my father in law who's also a owner was lookin' at me like...what tge fuck is wrong with you...you're saying shit about our food..but anyways...the guy started to lecture..

He said...well one EXPERT on a nutrition told me and my friend that we should keep ourselfs from carbs and we're good...

I realy wanted to say...well mister NUTRITION EXPERT...how's that workin for you...cuzz you already can be caracterized as obese!!!

Why didn't i sad that...

I know...he'd get offended...but..why...i would be just reveling him the truth wich he's obviously denying...

So i still have this dilemma...actualy i was always asking myself not that i'm refering that i'm smarter of anybody else but if you realize that you're living in the land of blind and you can see...should you telling them what you realy see and takkng a risk that they might hate you and also have nothing from your honesty...or...

Just keep saying them what they wanna hear...and first...they'll keep listening you...respect you and give you as much as they can just to keep you telling them your lies???

When by the way...we all live a very short lives...and as soon as you know...you'r old and about to die..

Is it better to die like an averige with pride for doing the right thing whole your life or to die rich in the cozyness of your welth knowing that you've lived you're life in abundance:-/

What is right thing to do???

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