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måndag 24 december 2018

Christmas edition🥰

Heya babZ😘

It’s Christmas time and it should be normal to write about that but since we all know very well that I’m everything but normal...I’ll write about pussy instead💁🏽‍♀️

They say what you do on Christmas,you’ll do it for the whole year so..all of you ladies who would ride my face,please contact me asap🥰

Now more serious subjects😇

I keep asking myself why women are so fucked up when it comes to their looks.

Women with small titZ,big tits,small ass,big ass...tall,short you name it...they’re fucked up!

Sure not all of them but still...a lot!

They say that generally men are more interested in sex and women in love...I say that’s bullshit!

I think it’s equal but women say that more for two reasons...

First is that they are interested in something more than just sex because they got enough dick in their young age that figured there’s nothing special about it...

This reason is very normal in my opinion...just for the record!

Second and most common reason is that they were programmed by their stupid environment that women who just want some dick are whores!

Whatever the reason is...most of them truly believe in that so they do actually want something other than meaningless sex!

So why are they so harsh to themselves then?

The problem is that women,just like men..so people basically in most cases think that everyone think the way they think...

So it’s like if I believed that everyone wants more money so they can make huge muscles...because I would do that,so everyone else probably think the same way right?

Well ofc it’s wrong!!!

So when it comes to looks...women believe that men think the exact same way as women,which can’t be further from the truth!

When you bring ten naked guys in the room so a woman can choose one to fuck...there’s a big possibility that she may not choose any of them!

But when you do the same thing for one guy..who’s not gay or without any testosterone in his blood...the chances are big that he’d fuck them all!

But for some reason chicks don’t get this!

For them..if a dude is not really good looking he’s shit,she wouldn’t wipe her ass with him!

So they assume that guys think the same way...but we don’t!

We need pussy and some ok looks!

Oh yeah,you wanna feel special and be our first and preferably ONLY choice right????

Well baby,get a gay dude who’s in denial and need his beard to cover up his true face😉

Ok,but...you ladies don’t want just sex,you want a meaningful relationship right...

Understood!!!

But why do you desperately try to look perfect then?

If you look really,really good...you may be my first choice to fuck,but that’s it!

Not to talk to,not to share emotions and opinions,and certainly not to love...because if you look good I wouldn’t love you more..I’d fuck you more...get it?

I recently talked to a woman that looks amazing but really fucked up when it comes to her self esteem!

I my comments on her sexy posts were always sexual and call me a chauvinist but when you squeeze your big tits and arch your back to show your asshole...I can’t comment...oh,beautiful...

I’d stick my dick inside her and that’s what I write🤷🏽‍♀️

So she usually ignored my comments or tell me I’m a disgusting pig,at first I thought she’s saying that because she need to play an honorable woman,but as soon as I felt I’m kinda annoying to her I unfriend her right away...

Soon after she sent me a text...hey,may I know why you unfriend me?

I said the truth...I thought we had a thing for playing cat and mouse but I felt I’m hurting you with my comments and that’s something I really don’t wanna do!

She said,well you’re not hurting me at all..I find them funny and even pleasurable sometimes!

You may ask yourself why didn’t I simply stop giving her such comments,right?

Well it’s very simple answer...she looks like fuckin goddess and when she shows her tits and camel toe,there’s only one thing on my mind and if I have to play a dickless,impotent or gay dude in order to sound respectful I’d erase her so I don’t get to see..instead of pretending I’m someone I’m not!

So long story short she asked me to have her back which I did..and she said that even though she rarely answer me my comments feel really good when she feels like the ugliest woman in the world!!!!

I started asking a lot of questions about that,about her low self esteem and her issues and she’s wasn’t really open for that kind of conversation but she got more relaxed!

She showed me a very new and fragile and honest side of her that made me wanna talk with her for hours!

I asked her why don’t you ever talk about this stuff,she said because everybody wants a hot and always in a good mood girl and nobody wants a fucked up girl!

Hahah....yes they all wanna have a hot girl that’s always in a good mood when we buy a prostitute,not when we wanna talk,and share and connect!!!!

So in the end I told her...talk more about those stuff you just told me...it will be a great filter for who’s interested in your pussy and who’s interested in you!

Ladies stop pretending you’re not desperate and fucked up,and scared and insecure because you know what...we are too!!!

And when you present yourself as a perfect person you make others feel bad and less or you make others assume you’re lying fuck!

Nobody’s happy all the time,not with every aspect of their lives,nobody’s got everything and don’t need anything or anyone it’s bullshit!

And one more thing that I know for a fact....

Nobody loves titZ and ass...

You may like that but you love a person not their body parts...

Try to tell what kind of person you really are,that’s what everyone wants to know!

Merry Christmas lovZ😘

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onsdag 28 november 2018

My Life, My RulZ

Hey now🤗

It’s been a while and I know you’re all dying to read another of my amazing points of view but I’m trying my best here,really😂😂😂

In my previous edition I wrote about a girl I met and blah,blah...I asked her if she believes in monogamy..she said no,but then I said I don’t believe it either...

Many of you assume that by this I am basically admitting I’m fuckin other women..

But that’s not really what I said,right💁🏽‍♀️

It is the truth that I don’t believe in it but I also don’t believe in many things that are banned by the law...like weed for example!

Do I go around with a joint in my hand over that no...I respect the law even though I disagree with it...why,cuz I don’t wanna end up in prison...

I know that it probably wouldn’t put me in prison but you get me...

My wife is not okay with me fuckin other pussy than her pussy...and I respect that..

Why?

Because I love her and I wouldn’t wanna see her hurt and crushed over that...

Yeah then I’m a piece of shit right...

Well let’s put it this way...

Go fuck yourselves,ok???

If you gonna sit there telling me you never think about fucking another person other than your partner,boyfriend wife,etc..you’re so full of shit,ok!!!

Also if you’re imagining your partner never thought of eating some othe pussy or sucking someone else’s dick you’re being such a scared little insecure retard..period!!!

The very big thing I disagree with our society is that...society set some idiotic rules on how we need to behave...based on morality,religion,or whatever the fuk is based on,instead...

Instead of analyzing human beings,their urges and behaviors and then create society based on that!

We’re still telling our little girls that sex is bad before a certain age,but we never asked ourselves why then they get their first periods at early age and why’s their pussy getting so wet on boys before WE THINK that’s ok!

We simply tell them that what they feel is...wrong!!!

That’s exactly how we make them feel bad about their nature and about their feelings...

Religion🤬🤬🤬

That’s the huge fuckin problem that we still nurture in our society!!!

The more one society is religious,the more is spiritually and emotionally retarded🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Religion put upon us this MORAL BEHAVIOR and we still follow it like a bunch of mentally deficient people...

I personally take a big smelly shit on Christ,Alah,Buda or whatever the fuk is your God’s name...I don’t like it and I think it’s toxic!

Firstly it divides people into belonging to this or that religion...

But also it tells us what should we feel!!!

And listen...in many ways they are right but if we invented a computer 40-50 years ago..don’t really know when we actually did...we also updated it soooo many times...why??!

Because first computer is just so dumb and we make it better and better!!!!

Religion on the other hand...noooooo!!!!

First of all all your holy books are written by people...

But not just people...it’s written by people a couple of thousands of years ago,ok???

And you’re still reading it and shaping your life by it...how stupid is that????

Let me reveal on more secret to you...

Priests are people..no God made any human to be a priest,ok???

So let me just tell you one little sweet thing about those holy people that devoted their life to GOD...

So many of them and I don’t care what religion we’re talking...SOOOOO MANY of them are fucking boys...actually rapping them!

Do you ever wander why they do that???

Because they get really bored and decide..hey,let me fuck a few of these innocent boy while I’m here...

I’m straight guy,but since I cannot be married or fuck pussy,I might as well fuck some sweet boys..right????

Wrong babe...

They decided to become God’s voice on Earth because they knew they’re gay!!!

No straight guy is fuckin boys or guys...JUST PUSSY!!!!!

So...now it’s gay people fault right....

Shut your whore mouth motherfuker and read!!!

Have you ever met a guy who’s clearly gay but married to a woman???

If you didn’t I did and let me tell you something about these people....

They HATE gays...

They hate to see them,they hate that they exist,they hate pride,lgbt...they hate EVERYTHING!!!

Their point is...gay is sick,I am sick...I accepted that...

So he’s soooo pissed to see other openly gay people walking around happy with their partners being all gay and shit..it pisses them off so fuckin much!!!

Religion and church or a mosque was their shelter for centuries...

And we all know how huge influence church has to majority of people!

They are angry,they are conservative and they cannot stand women who are free to whatever the fuck they want with their pussies...they hate them!!!

If you suck some cock for fun,swallow some cum...you are a whore!!!

They want you my dear ladies to walk the world with a cover over your sexuality because...

They know that when you show your tits and ass,they don’t stand a chance and feel neglected and not in control!  

Listen..I’m very aware that gay in denial are in denial because of majority of people is still not accepting them,and I’m sorry for that...but you know what...fuck you!!!

Nobody accepted me EVERY...do you see me or millions other people being wicked over that...fuk no!!!

You suck it up,and fight...in your own way,but that’s what you’re fuckin God or Universe gave you to be...so live with it!

It’s religion’s fault in such a huge percentage for us being taught to think that monogamous relationship is the ONLY way of living a DECENT FUCKIN LIFE...whatever that shit DECENT even means...

Bu I’m not saying that we should all just fuck and not give a fuck..I’m saying let people live the way they wanna live!

Historians archeologists have discovered the first brothel in some ancient city...Alexandria or whatever...

It was for guys to go and normally fuck pussy,or guys too!

Their women used to stay home but they were the ones who used to hire help...like chefs,gardeners and others..but the reason why women would choose them was because those same staff would be their fuck boys when husbands were not around or in brothel!

Do you know when was this?

It was BC...before Christ!

It wouldn’t surprise me if the Christ himself was gay...fuckin his 12 apostles if there was even 12 of them...

Let’s say for the conversation sake...

My wife finds a guy she likes and she fucks him...

She comes back home and???

What happens????

Is she a different person??

Is she worthy less now???

Is she gonna go to him from now on???

She doesn’t love me anymore???

What’s the actual difference in her from before to after???

Nothing???

No difference she is a same fuckin human being,with same feelings,mind and properties!!!

Again..I’m not saying she needs to do that,but I’m saying it’s good if she has that as an opinion!

But we live in the world of ownership...it’s my wife,my husband,my children,my car,my apartment...mine,mine,mine...

Boy...NOTHING is yours accept your own body..that’s it!

Do have any fuckin idea of how many people in marriage or serious relationships etc. are fuckin around???

Why is that???

Should we all just classify them as evil,wrong and bad...or should we ask ourselves what makes them be like that and then to adjust our norms for everyone...even them!

But no...we rather think like....people should walk!!!

If you have a disability...you’re not normal,and you shouldn’t be a part of us...

No,we build them elevators,and ramps and parking spaces so they never feel they’re less and neglected,but rather part of us...everyone!!!

Normal person should be attracted to the opposite gender...so if you’re gay...

Sure be gay but keep it quiet,right???

No,we’ll make sure you are allowed to do EVERYTHING that straight people can do..so you know you’re accepted!!

And then finally I know some swingers...what if they all wanna live married to each other???

Why marriage has to be necessarily between just two people???

Why because we say so???

Because if we are like that everyone needs to be that otherwise they sick and distorted???

Fuck religion,fuck moral norms and fuck normal...

I’m not weird because I’m alien from another planet...I’m weird because I’m not following their bullshit rules!!!!

It’s my life,my rules❤️🙏🏽😇

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onsdag 7 november 2018

Where did I go wrong???🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Hey fukerz❤️

This time I need your help on tell me if I did a mistake or was I wrongly accused...

Knowing myself It was probably me but still😃

So I was at this party,with my friends and colleagues,dancing,smoking,drinking and basically having a really nice time at this amazing club in Stockholm...

So little after midnight we ended up in a toilet...but ofc not in a toilet 🚽 but like in a big place with sinks and mirrors from where you go to separate toilets...

Again this place is really big and nice,clean and all..so you don’t get the wrong picture of it:)))

One thing lead to another and surprise,surprise I ended up with a gay dude who’s desperately trying to fuck me..well actually to putme into fucking him...

So we talk,and laugh and before you know I was alone with him in one of the toilets sucking his cock😂😂😂

Got you👅😂😂

Nah sucking cock is not really my thing so no..I’m kidding😁

So he’s drunk and constantly asking random people who are waiting in line for a toilet,about are we a great couple and he was also telling them we recently hooked up and are about move in together and stuff like that...

I actually liked the guy,he was very funny guy...

So I wasn’t even looking at who was the next person he’s asking about him and me as a couple.. I just heard a nice voice..I believe you two are amazing couple..so cute together...

I turned around and saw her😍😍😍

A perfect woman🤤

The most beautiful smile,amazing skin,great tits..ass to die for..just perfect:)))

So I told her my name she was very,very relaxed around me,she wasn’t scared for a second it was just perfect:)))

A gay dude in a meanwhile finds some dude who said he’s not gay but they were making out like crazy after ten seconds of their conversation..so god for him...

And good for me because I got to stay alone with THE PERFECTION😻

She asked me do I have a girlfriend I said I have a wife but that I don’t believe in monogamy,she said she’s got a boyfriend but also doesn’t believe in monogamy...as I said..perfect😂😂😂

She told me she could fuck a woman and then she loves dick I gave her my phone to add herself on Instagram and she did it...

I was like...you are so fascinating to me darling I would really love to know you more...

She’s like I would like to know you more too...

Then I was very serious and told her...

I’m super turned on by you and your body,so much that I would fuck you right here and now on that sink over there but all jokes aside I don’t really fuck anyone but my wife..is that okay with you darling?

She was like yes completely!

Perfect🙌🏾

So we talked a little more..took a very provocative photos of us..and shortly after I asked her is she’s willing to go somewhere from that place later..

She’s like,yes of course what did you have in mind?

I was like...you know what I just remembered..

She’s like...what...while having the biggest smile on her beautiful face...

I was like...my wife is out of town so we can actually go to my place and you can even sleep over if you want...😅

She stopped smiling...

I was like what??

She goes you see you show learn how to ask these stuff better...

Ok,ai said...what did I say wrong...

She’s goes...the way you asked me to go to your place...like you don’t want me to go there because of me,but just because your wife is out of town...

I was like yes but that’s actually the reason why..if she was home it would be not nice to bring people over in the middle of the night...even though I wouldn’t fuck you,it would still be not ok,to wake her up and shit...

But the way you put it made me feel like the worst slut...

I was..okay first thing I don’t see why is so bad to be a slut...and second we won’t fuck baby...

She’s like okay whatever...

As soon as I turned around to answer something to my friend..she disappeared in a crowd...

I tried to contact her on Instagram,Facebook I tried everything...finally I sms-ed her and she replied...

Andrija I don’t wanna meet you and I would like you to respect that...

So...you guys..tell me now,was I the bad guy in that whole story or whattafuk happened there???

Like I was super honest from the first second and I ended up being an evil piece of shit...

Why is that???

My intentions were simply to get to know that amazing woman..nothing else!!!

I was making myself pretty clear about stuff I’d like to and stuff I cannot do so...where did I want wrong??? 

You tell me...

PS I’m me and you are you and let’s skip the “ you shouldn’t invite a woman to your place while your wife is not home” stuff ok☺️

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